God this took forever. I'm sorry!
I don't own South Park or Ouran High School Host Club.
Kyle shuffled into Music Room #3 awkwardly. He felt so out-of-place here. Every one in the room was either a girl or an attractive boy.
"Kenny?" Kyle heard a girl ask nervously. his eyes fell on the couch Kenny was sitting on with 2 girls, and 2 more on the couch across from the coffee table. "What's your favorite song?"
"What song?" Kenny asked as he looked at the girl with a small smile. "The one that reminds me of you, of course." He said, causing the girl to blush.
"I baked you a cake, today." The girl to his right said. "Would you like to taste it?"
Kenny moved his hand under the girls chin and brought their faces closer together. "Only if you'll feed it to me, darling." He said quietly.
The girl blushed and looked away. "Oh, you're so dreamy!" She giggled.
Suddenly the girl to Kenny's left with long blonde and frizzy hair put down her tea-cup. "May I have a word with you, Kenny?" she asked politely as she looked at Kenny, who was now looking at her and had let go of the other girls face. "I've recently heard the host club's keeping a little kitten without a pedigree."
"I don't know if I'd call him that..." Kenny said as his eyes landed on Kyle. "Speak of the devil!"
Kyle walked over to the couch and kenny smiled. "Thanks for doing the shopping, little piglet. Did you get everything on our list?" He asked.
Kyle raised an eyebrow as he handed Kenny the bag. "What? Piglet?"
"Hey wait a minute.." Kenny pulled out the container of instant coffee Kyle had bought. "what is this?"
"Just what it looks like. It's coffee." Kyle said, confused why Kenny was confused.
"I've never seen this brand before. Is this the kind that's already ground?" Kenny asked as he scratched the back of his head.
"What do you mean? It's instant coffee." Kyle said, eyeing the confused blonde.
"It's instant?" The two girls on the couch across from Kenny asked at the same time with a small tilt of their heads.
"Wow, I've heard of this before!" Kenny said in sudden realization. "It's commoners' coffee. You just add hot water!"
"I didn't know there was such a thing." One of the girls said. Kyle glanced at her and noticed the group of other girls behind her.
"So, it's true then, poor people don't even have enough free time to grind their own coffee beans." The girl next to the other said.
"Commoners are pretty smart..." Eric said as the rest of the host club and more girls grouped behind the other couch that Kenny was sitting on.
"100 grams for $6.99?" Craig read off the bottle over Kenny's shoulder.
"That's a lot less than we normally pay." Stan added, looking over Kenny's other shoulder.
Kyle sighed. "I'll go back and get something else. Excuse me for not buying you guys expensive coffee." He reached out to take it back but Kenny moved it so Kyle couldn't grab it.
"No, I'll keep it." Kenny announced causing all the girls watching to go "huh?" at the same time.
Kenny stood up. "I'm going to give it a try." This caused everyone to gasp besides Kyle and the girl with the blonde frizzy hair.
"I WILL DRINK THIS COFFEE!" Kenny said as he held up the container. Everyone started clapping besides Kyle and the same girl. Kenny smiled at the approval and started to walk away, everyone following. "All right, Kyle, get over here and make some of this commoners' coffee."
Kyle rolled his eyes. "I hate all these damn rich people..." He said under his breath as he turned to follow. But then the blonde girl spoke up.
"Oh Kenny, now you're taking the joke too far. Your palate won't be able to stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because he bought it." She giggled as she put her tea-cup down.
Kyle raised an eyebrow. Kenny wasn't even in the room anymore... Why would she be talking to him if he couldn't hear her?
"I'm sorry." She said before turning to look up at Kyle and with a smile. "I was talking to myself."
"Uh..." Kyle started but then Kenny's voice filled the room.
"Kyle?" Kenny called and Kyle sighed, walking to the door.
"I'm coming..." He mumbled.
In the kitchen were Kenny and a bunch of girls were waiting Kyle put some of the instant coffee in to 4 tea cups. Then he added water to all of them "Here." He said as he handed the tray that held them to Kenny.
"Let the tasting began." Kenny said as four girls grabbed the cups and looked at the dark liquid.
"I'm a little scared to drink this stuff." One of the girls said that was looking in to a tea-cup.
Another nodded in agreement. "I'm afraid if I drink this, my father will yell at me."
Kenny smirked and moved closer to the girl, making their noses not even an inch apart. "What if I let you drink it from my mouth?"
The girl blushed. "Oh well then, I would drink it." She said in a slightly higher pitched voice. All the other girls started screaming and fan-girling.
Kyle sighed. "This is ridiculous... I'm going back to the music room." He said as he stated to walk out the door.
NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE SOON! I PROMISE!
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