Hey everybody! Sorry for not updating for ages! I don't think people even remember this mini-story but yeah, here is a new funny chapter.

Chapter 3: A Smoothie + Idiots = ?

Jack furiously gritted his teeth and closed his locker.

"Man, Elsa got you last Friday night." Hiccup leaned on to his locker and stared at him, his eyes showed pity for him.

"I can't even look at Hershey's Kisses anymore." Jack sadly muttered while he was looking at his feet, he looked so crestfallen.

Hiccup sighed. He didn't like seeing Jack like this. He was always so positive, energetic, full of fun and confidence.

"Hey, dude... You can't just give up. Elsa is really stupid enough to be blind... You love her and she doesn't even realize it. I really think you can be the best for her so you shouldn't really lose your hope-"

"You are right! I am still not out of ideas!" Jack suddenly interrupted Hiccup and excitedly shouted.

"I didn't mean that you should-"

"I have a new plan! I am-"

"Jack! Just confess it already!" Hiccup literally screamed.

People looked at them suddenly. Oh crap. Hiccup forgot that they were in the school.

"Confess what?" Elsa suddenly appeared and stare at them innocently, Rapunzel was also next to her.

"U-U-Um... Nothing!" Hiccup and Jack blurted out simultaneously.

"What are you guys hiding from us?" Rapunzel an eyebrow and patted her foot.

"I-It is a man talk. You wouldn't understand." Jack stuttered out a little bit rudely.

"Hmm... Hiccup told you to confess... So it means you are gay or you have a crush on someone...?" Elsa made a vocal conclusion.

"I-I am not gay!" Jack countered.

"So you like someone."

"No, I don't!" Jack argued.

"Look, Jack, I know that you have a crush on Tooth... I think you should confess. It is the healthiest way." Elsa advised and gave him a kind smile.

"I don't like Tooth. I don't like anyone." Jack lied.

"Yeah, yeah. You are definitely not lying, Jack. Anyway, we have classes to go so bye guys." Rapunzel snorted and the two girls left.

"You screwed up." Hiccup commented.

"I have one more idea and I need your help. And also Snoutlout's." Jack tapped his index finger to his chin thoughtfully.

"Nope." Hiccup immediately responded.

"Hiccup, thanks to you, Elsa thinks I am a jerk right now. You owe me one."

Hiccup groaned.

"No fucking way." Hiccup hissed.

"But Hic! You promised!" Jack whined.

"First of all, I didn't promise. Secondly, this is the stupidest idea that you have ever thought. It is too stupid, even for you." Hiccup reasoned.

"Why are we in the middle of the cafeteria and why will Hiccup 'accidentally' bump me and I 'accidentally' will spill my smoothie when we will see Elsa?" Snoutlout asked in confusion.

"Um... Cause you love bullying Hiccup from out of nowhere and making a chaos." Jack responded.

"Ah... That makes sense."

Hiccup slapped his face. Snoutlout was even dumber than Jack. And he was dumb enough to participate in this stupid plan.

"Do you really think that Elsa will fall because of a stupid smoothie? Jack, you can actually hurt someone because of your plan and this is absurd." Hiccup whispered to him.

"Trust me, if Snotlout manages to spill the smoothie right on time, she won't realize it and she will 'fall'. And I am gonna save and be her hero!" Jack explained his plan once again as it was a brilliant idea.

"... Don't blame me if you screw this up." Hiccup muttered.

Jack nodded.

Soon, Elsa entered the cafeteria with Astrid and Kristoff to have lunch.

"She is here!" Jack whispered/announced.

Just when Elsa was about to approach next to Jack and Hiccup, Hiccup 'accidentally' bumped into Snoutlout and Snoutlout spilled the smoothie to the floor... And also to Elsa.

Crap.

"What the hell?" Elsa gasped in shock when her whole face and some parts of her clothes covered in a smoothie. She started to clean her face.

Jack was about to ask if she was okay... But unfortunately, he didn't realize that he stepped on the smoothie which was on the floor. Jack lost his balance and fell... Abruptly, two arms were wrapped around his waist and caught him.

Elsa was holding Jack from his waist and Jack's arms wrapped around her neck... He could still feel that he was about to fell. Their eyes were opened widely. He nervously managed to stand up and looked at her in disbelief. A little bit of smoothie dropped on his t-shirt, but he didn't even care at that moment. His plan fell apart once again. He should be the one who saved her, not she!

"Be careful Jack! You could hurt yourself." Elsa warned, she was concerned and her face was flushed.

"Thanks, Snowflake! I would definitely fall if you didn't save me." Jack blushed just like her.

"I-I... You sure, you are okay?" Elsa anxiously looked at him.

"Yeah. I am totally fine." Jack blurted out and he suddenly locked his gaze at her.

Damn, she was too beautiful even though she was covered in a smoothie. She had that famous melodious smile on her face and she looked drop dead gorgeous. Gosh, he really wanted to k-

"Um, Jack? Can you explain to me once again why did I have to spill my smoothie when I saw Elsa? I mean, why when we saw Elsa? It doesn't make sense." Snoutlout wondered curiously.

Jack turned to him with wide eyes. Idiot. What a fucking idiot. Great! Just great! He was a freaking idiot too because he wanted Snoutlout's help.

Elsa blinked in confusion while some people were watching them, wondering what will happen next.

"... Was this disaster all a plan!? Except the part that you accidentally lost your balance... You actually planned this!? What the hell Jack!? Hiccup was also a part of your plan too, right?... I get it not now! That's why this morning you and Hiccup whispering secretly. You were planning to pull a joke on me. And as for the 'confess' thing: Did Hiccup told you to confess that you hated me? I thought we were friends! This joke is too far, Jack." Elsa shouted furiously, her whole face went red. There were still some smoothies on her cheeks and jawline but Jack was sure that all her face was red.

She looked so... heartbroken and upset. He tried to be her hero, but he made her upset and also broke her heart. He screwed up, failed so badly.

"Elsa! It is not what it seems like! I can explain!" Jack immediately tried to convince her but, of course, he knew that this excuse never worked.

He realized that Elsa was about to cry. So the platinum blonde ran away from the canteen while Anna was following her...

"Jack, man, what the actual fuck did you do?" Eugene asked in disbelief.

Jack just looked at him, his eyes were still wide.

Well, now you know the sum of a smoothie and idiots...

A smoothie + idiots = DISASTER

Me: *drinks some smoothie* You really messed up Jack.

Jack: Thanks to you, you stupid 'writer'. And please stop drinking *that* thing.

Me: Oh? Do you prefer Hershey's Kisses?

Jack: Shut up.

Me: Anyway, please review!