Yas, it is time to post the second chapter of this wonderful story! I haven't really made any romcom fan fictions, and so yeah! Well hopefully this would be a good chapter!
"What the hell?!" Me and Pinkie both said at the same time.
"Language!" Chief said.
"Gramps! That was that wacko blondie with a legit car, I was talking about!" Pinkie says.
"Chief Makarov! You can't partner him up with me!" I said.
"Nyeh!" Plue said, dammit that was so damn cute.
"We have no choice, you guys are the only ones left," Makarov said.
"And so we have to be partnered up?!" Pinkie stated.
"Yeah, seems pretty reasonable, just go and have some bonding until I give you some papers to go through," Chief said, and we where both pushed out of his office.
Wow, what a chief, I thought he was suppose to be mature?! I bet he's looking at nude pics right now!
"Nyan!" Plue squealed, and Pinkie stared at it hard.
"What the hell is that thing?" Pinkie says.
"Don't talk to it like that! And its not a thing, its a living species, and its a Pop Tart, and this little guys name is Plue!" I said.
"What a weird name, and I never knew you where that serious with that Pop Tart," Pinkie said, and I just scoffed.
"I really loath you," I said coldly.
"Ouch, but we're suppose to be bonding right now," Pinkie says.
"Not today Satan, not today," I said, and walked away.
"That's not really nice to do with your partner," Pinkie says.
"Oi! Pinkie, I have stuff to do too!" I said back.
"I already told you its salmon! Not pink! And the name is Natsu!" He exclaimed.
"Yeah, what ever, just get lost, unless you want to go to a boat," I said.
"Why the hell would you go to a boat for?" He asks.
"Because I want to find Sponge Bob," I said sarcastically, then he tilted his head for me to answer correctly ", I'm looking for signs for companies that conclude harmful chemicals, and is pouring it in the ocean!"
"Why?"
"Because then we can confiscate them, and the world wouldn't have that much problem that it already has now!" I said back.
"Still weird," Pinkie said.
"Fuck off," I said
"Nya!" Plue said.
"What a foul mouth for a young lady like you," Pinkie says.
"I'm twenty-eight you idiot!" I said.
"Never mind your too old," He teased.
"Shut up! Its not like you're any younger than me!" I shot back.
"Touche," He said "I'm also twenty-eight, birthday August 1."
"No way, me too," I said " What time?"
"9:15 am," He replies.
"9:30 am," I said, then let out a giggle ", Your still older than me."
"Oh shut up, just by 15 minutes!" Pinkie shot back.
"Well then, are you coming with me? Unless you have motion sickness?" I mocked back.
"Of course not!" He says confidentially.
"Okay then..."
Location: Magnolia Sea, Time: 11:26 am.
Barf!
"Urgh!" Pinkie says, and I started laughing.
"And you said that you don't have motion sickness?" I said through my fits of chuckles.
"Shut u-" Before he could finish saying shut up, he barfed out to sea.
"You know its hilarious how I'm learning so many things about you," I said, and went through my bag to look for something.
"Poppy!" Plue squealed.
"Poppy? As in the California Poppy?" I ask Plue.
"Poppy!" Plue said again, and I gave the Pop Tart a hard look.
"Is that a girl or a boy?" Natsu asks looking more pale as ever.
"Actually I have no idea," I said.
"I am Pop Tart!" Plue said, holy shit that was adorable.
"That's cre-" And again he barfed.
"No its not, he's acting like Groot!" I said ", my Plue is growing up so fast!"
"You're weir-" Barf!
"Here," I said, and took out a patch, and put it on Pinkie's biceps.
"What the hell is that?" He asks, as his face starts getting color again.
"Motion sickness patch dumb ass," I replied.
"Wow, thanks I feel revved up!" Pinkie says suddenly bolting out of the deck.
"You're welcome," I said back, and sat down on one of the empty spaces in the boat.
"So how are we gonna know when the chemicals get poured into the ocean?" Pinkie asks.
"We wait," I said.
"How long?" Pinkie asks.
"Until they come," I replied, boy is he impatient.
"When do they come?" Pinkie asks again, and a vain popped from my forehead.
"Jesus! Pinkie! Be patient!" I yelled.
"Okay, okay..." Pinkie says, and he muttered "bitch."
"I heard that!" I said.
"Well good," He mocked back.
"Ugh! This is why we're not good to be partners! We can't stand each other, and we're total opposites!" I said.
"That's why we have bonding time until tomorrow," He says ", how about we play 20 questions and answers, I'll start first,number one, favorite food?"
"I think you can already tell, but anyways pop tarts," I reply.
"Of course, number two, favorite color?"
"Pink."
"Number three, high school?"
"Fiore High."
"Okay... Number four, greatest achievement?"
"Becoming a scientist."
"Number five, favorite city?"
"Magnolia."
"Number six, favorite app?"
"Weather."
"Number seven, non filter or filter?"
"Both."
"Number eight, favorite animal?"
"Dogs."
"Number nine, favorite flow-" I cut Pinkie off, by ducking because an incoming boat was about to come, we were at a safe distance, I took out my video camera and hit the record button. And there it was, chemicals were being poured out to sea. All the marine life beneath is all just gonna be dead.
It took a couple of minutes until the boat left, and we got up, and I pressed a button to watch the video. What the hell? It was just a bunch of people peeing!
"What the hell is that?" Pinkie looks over ", they're taking a piss."
"No shit Sherlock, fuck! This is messed up!" I said and deleted the video, great all I get is a dick peeing out to sea, and Pinkie just laughs his ass off.
"Okay.. Okay, lets get back to my questions," He said between breaths.
"Fine, as long as we don't talk about what just happen, and you will never speak of this!" I said.
"Sure..." He said his voice was not being serious at all, this pink headed dude gets on my nerves "Okay were was I again? Oh that's right, number nine, favorite flowers?"
"Roses," I said back, this is gonna be a long day.
A/N: Okay guys that was all! I know, I know, pretty short, but that was all I can put in this chapter!
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