Harpie: Okay. We got a few new people to add to the credits.
Ryter: Who?
Harpie: Um...Milk Marshmallow, Unknown2007, Japaneseprincess11, and Just-me172007. Oh, and we got a few more song requests.
Ryter: Alright. I think I can fit those two in. Any other buisness?
Harpie: Yea. Sesshomaru wants a bigger mirror in his room.
Ryter: Why!?
Sesshomaru: (In his room brushing his hair.) I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and BRIGHT! And I pity, any girl who isn't me TONIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!
Ryter: (twitching) Let's...Let's start filming.
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Sango watched as Kagome came storming back towards the village. She started to wave at her, but noticed that her friend wasn't in the best of moods. Sango came up to her, but Kagome didn't notice as she continued to mumble to herself.
"I can't believe him! Accusing me of something like that! I..I just. GRRR!"
Sango watched as she walked away, completely confused. She quickly ran to catch up with her. Before she could question her further Miroku chose that moment to make an appearance.
"Ah. I see that Kagome has returned, then I suppose Inuyasha will be wanting to move on as quickly as possible."
Kagome huffed again as she heard Inuyasha's name. Again Sango tried to talk to her, but a certain hand erased all of her previous thoughts. She turned around and smacked Miroku so hard he actually saw his ancestors waving at him.
"You hentai!"
He simply smiled at her, and apologized. Sango snarled and walked away from him, no longer caring about what happened between Inuyasha and Kagome.
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Sango walked through the forest fuming. This wasn't the first time Miroku had touched her bum, but she was starting to get sick of it. Not just the stupid grope, but the fact that he treated her like any other woman he came across.
"I'm supposed to be his Fiancee right? Then why does he always treat random strangers like he does me?"
She was so distracted that she didn't notice that it had started to rain. She continued to walk deeper and deeper into the darkness. That's when she heard it. Someone speaking to themselves not to far away. She stopped for a moment, before silently continuing on. As she made her way through a few more bushes she finally saw Inuyasha sitting on the ground covered in mud and staring out into space. He didn't seem to notice her, but Sango made no move to go towards him She simply watched.
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Inuyasha couldn't think straight anymore. A thousand things ran through his head. One moment he would see Kagome kissing Koga, then an image of Kikyo pinning him to a tree so long ago, and even the last sight he had gotten of Kikyo as she died after their most intense battle with Naraku. It was all too much for him at the moment. He stood up and took out his Tesaiga. He wasn't going to waste his time just sulking when he could take his anger with a bit of training. He turned to a nearby tree, and without really realizing it he saw it as Kagome as he attacked.
"I'm waiting, waiting for nothing
You're leaving, leaving me hanging
When did your heart go missing?
When did your heart go missing?
I treat you like a princess
But your life is just one big mess
When did your heart go missing?
When did your heart go missing, yeah"
He swung his sword at the imaginary Kagome, knocking down the tree. He growled as a image of her and the boy from her time came into his mind.
"I meant every word I said
I never was lying when we talked in bed
I'm retracing every step in my head
What did I miss back then?
I was so, so misled"
This time he brought his claws down on the innocent tree branch that held the phantom image of Kagome. He continued to slash at almost anything, his anger giving him a boost in energy as he snarled and attacked a none existant enemy that had once been his lover.
"I'm waiting, waiting for nothing
You're leaving, leaving me hanging
When did your heart go missing?
When did your heart go missing?
I treat you like a princess
But your life is just one big mess
When did your heart go missing?
When did your heart go missing?"
His shoulder slumped in defeat as he finally began to tire. His breathing came in hard, ragged burst. Again he saw Kagome, but this time she was holding his hand as they walked back to the others. He clenched his hand in hate.
"I don't understand
How could you forget what we had,
It's so wrong"
He snarled as someone took hold of his shoulder from behind. Thinking it was Kagome come back to speak to him he pushed the person behind him against a nearby tree, holding their throat tightly resisting the urge to push his claws into their neck. He didn't look up at the person as he continued to vent.
"I'm waiting, waiting for nothing
You're leaving, leaving me hanging
When did your heart go missing?
When did your heart go missing?
I treat you like a princess
But your life is just one big mess
When did your heart go missing?
When did your heart go missing?"
He heard a clearly female gasp, but he still refused to look up at her. He didn't think he'd ever be able to look at Kagome again. He tightened his grip a bit as she pulled at his hand. His voice dropped to a threatening whisper as he spoke to her.
"Things were so good
We had a little dream
A little dream together
Buy a house, settle down, do our thing
But you disappeared on me
And your heart, your heart went missin'
I don't know how to find it"
He felt himself start to tremble slightly, and that just made him angier. He started to scream at the person he was holding.
"I don't know where it is
I don't know where your heart went
It was here just the other day
Now it's gone
I'm gonna call..."
"Inu..Inuyasha...ca...can't breath. Let...Let me...me go."
Sango's eyes widened as he dropped Sango to the ground. She landed on all fours coughing as she tried to catch her breath.
"Sango? What the hell are you doing out here?!"
She coughed and glared up at him as she sat up against the tree.
"I was just walking when I saw you trying to destroy the forest!"
Inuyasha huffed and started back towards the village. Against her better judgement she once more reached out to him. He shrugged off her hand, but he didn't move.
"Inuyasha...You know you're not the only one who's been hurt right."
He didn't respond to her, he just stood there. For the first time she noticed that it was raining. Small droplets ran down his hair plastering it to his back along with his shirt. He whirled around and looked at her sternly.
"Then why does it feel like it?"
Sango looked away for a moment before answering him.
"It always feels like that, when someone you care for...turns away from you. It hurts, but if their worth it...you try to forgive them."
Inuyasha glared at her. If he was thinking even a bit clearly he wouldn't have let what he said next come out of his mouth.
"Why would you waste your time like that? If they don't care enough to try, why shoud you? That makes no fucking sense!"
The next thing Inuyasha knew his head was thrown back by the force of Sango's hand. He brought his own hand up to rub the handprint and winced.
'No wonder the monks always unconcious after she slaps him. Nearly took my head off.'
He stared wide eyed as she looked at him, seething hatred.
"People do crazy things for the ones they love Inuyasha. You should know that better than anyone else."
He just looked at her for a few moments before grumbling, and turning away.
"Whatever. Come on we should be getting back ot the others."
She nodded and followed him.
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Ryter: Okay, let's get the next scene set up. (Random chibi move around setting up the next set) Loved the tension in that scene.
Harpie: Yeah, and we scratched another song off the playlist, um...When did your heart go missing by...who was it again
Ryter: Rooney. Okay, Where's Miroku? He's in the next...(Sango comes up to her holding the script) Can I help you?
Sango: Well yes. I don't really think I'd say something like that. I mean, I would give up on someone who obviously doesn't respect me. (Ryter looks at her over her director glasses.)
Ryter: Okay. I just write what I see. Speaking of what I see. (She points to Miroku being slapped by some of the extras) You might wanna handle that. (Sango walks off and there's a loud crash and boom)
Harpie: Come on people! Don't break the cameras! No no not the lig...(Something crashes and sparks) hts. Whatever can we start shooting again?
Ryter: (Watching as Miroku stumbles back on set.) Yeah. After a little make up to hide the bruises and...maybe some sensitvity training. Nah. Places people. AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDD...ACTION!
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Miroku had once again managed to "exorcise" an "evil demon" From the best inn around, and had even got the manager to throw him and his friends a bit of a feast, the only down side was that two members of his party were missing. Shippo, Kagome, and Miroku didn't seem to notice all that much. Shippo was running around with a few other children, while Kagome had choosen to retreat to her room early to get some sleep. That left Miroku alone to do what he did best. A gaggle of girls stood around him giggling as he told them another joke and took another one's hand asking her to bare his children. She hit his shoulder jokingly and smiled.
"Oh, Monk, you're truly awful."
He smiled at her showing all of his teeth. He shrugged and groped the butt of a random maid.
"How can I resist all of you when there are so many cute girls here, and it's difficult because well...I'm a flirt" (A/N: By R. Kelly)
Miroku smiled and took a young girls face in his hands looking deep into her eyes.
"(i'm a, i'm a, i'm a, i'm a) flirt
Soon as i see her walk up in the club (i'm a flirt)
Winkin eyes at me, when i roll up on them dubs (i'm a flirt)
Sometimes when i'm with my chick on the low (i'm a flirt)
And when she's wit her man lookin at me, that's right (i'm a flirt)"
The girl blushed and giggled at him. Some of the girls around him let out a jealous sigh. From the coner of his eye he caught sight of a few angry looking men, smiling nervously he turned to them and held up his hands.
"So homie don't bring your girl to meet me cuz (i'm a flirt)
And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat cuz (i'm a flirt)
Please believe it, unless your game is tight and u trust her
Then don't bring her around me cuz (i'm a flirt)"
He turned back to the girls and pulled two closer to him. They giggled into his hands as he whispered into their ears.
"Now swear to tell the truth
And the whole truth
When it comes to girls i be flirtin like i supposed to
Rollin like i supposed to
Shinin like i supposed to
In the town, talkin wit honeys like i supposed to"
A group of angry fathers, brothers, and boyfriends stood at the edge of his entourage.
" I don't understand it when a fella bring his girlfriend to inn
Freakin all on the floor wit his girlfriend in the inn
And wonderin why all these playas tryin to holla at her
Just soon as she go to the bathroom, i'm gon holla at her"
He once more reached out and grabbed hold of a passing bottom. There was a brief squeak, and he gave the girl an innocent smirk.
"A dog on the prowl when i'm walkin through the hall
If i could man i probably would flirt wit all of y'all"
He frowned as the group of disgruntled townsmen grew. This time he decided to ignore it, until someone picked him up by his collar giving him a death glare. He just smiled and tried to back away.
"Yeah, yeah homie u say she yo girlfriend
But when i step up to her i'ma be like, "cousin"
Believe me man, this is how them playas do it in the chi
And plus we got them playerette flirters in the chi
Now the moral of the story is..."
Before he could say anything else he was cut off by a loud cry, and the swish of air as a large boom-a-rang went flying only inches passed his head. His eyes went wide and he tried to hide behind the man holding him.
"Um...Sango...I was simply...talking to the nice gentlemen here and..."
Again the hiraikotsu went flying only inches over his head. This time the other men, and the girls he had been chatting up, ran for their lives. Miroku was left alone with furious Sango.
'I...am going to...die.'
Sango came up to him brandishing her weapon.
"You...You...You..."
She picked him up by his robe and screamed into his face.
"You Must Have Lost Yo Mind
you must've just lost yo mind (yo mind)
you must've just lost yo mind (yo mind)
they told me bout all the lies (the lies)
I took you back all those times (times)"
Sango dropped him to the ground and couldn't help but try and hold back the tears. The talk that she had had with Inuyasha wasn't helping her calm down in the least. She poked Miroku's chest staying close as he tried to back away.
" I could shed so many tears
But I won't let you see me crying
Now it all adds up (hey)
Even the late nights (yea)
Let me exactly hear (oh)
But you you wonder (yea)
I know how my mama felt (yea)
Getting ran over (yea)
But this ain't a cycle here (oh)
This one is over (yea)
Something told me to check my time
If I'm the one that's always crying"
Even though she tried to resist the urge to burst into tears, she couldn't and a single tear rolled down her cheek.
" Now that it's over (hey)
I can move on from here (yea)
Glad that it's over (oh)
So glad that it's over (yea)
I could've told ya (hey)
It's all in the atmosphere (yea)
I can't control ya (oh)
But I'm not a pushover no more (yea)"
She let her bangs cover her face, so that he wouldn't see her crying. She shook off his hand as he reached out to her. She gripped the cloth of her kimono hard as she screamed at him.
"Oh!) You (oh) Must (oh) Have (oh) Lost (oh) Yo (oh) Mind (oh!)
you must've just lost yo mind (lost yo mind)
you must've just lost yo mind (lost yo mind)
they told me bout all the lies (all the lies)
I took you back all those times (oh)"
He started to speak, but she didn't let him. Sango punched him as hard as he could with all of her force. A large red welt appeared on his cheek. She stood up looking down at him with hate.
"I always knew you were counterfeit
That's what you get
I see you crying (you lost yo mind)
Excuses after excuses (you lost yo mind)
Pretending that we exclusive (you lost yo mind)
I stuck around all these years (you lost yo mind)
I dried and cried all yo tears (oh, oh)
I trusted (oh) you despite my fears (oh)
& I (oh) refuse (oh) to keep (oh) on trying (oh!)"
She couldn't force herself to stay around him anymore. She turned and left the room walking passed Inuyasha who had seen the entire event. Miroku stood up and looked at Inuyasha, and gave him a smile.
"It seems that I'm in a bit of trouble. I should probably go and apologize to her."
Inuyasha just huffed and walked out the hole in the room that Sango had made so he could find a tree to sleep in.
"I guess you were right. Love will make you do crazy things."
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Ryter: Okay. Let's stick in some disclaimers.
Harpie: Alright. (takes out list as Chibi writes down the names.) There was a request for Beyonce Knowles you must have lost your mind, and we'd really like to think everyone planning on reviewing.
Ryter: So...Do I have to update soon or what?
Harpie: Yes. You do.
Ryter: Fine then. Bring on the reviews, and Sesshomaru in a thong.
Sesshomaru: I will kill you.
Harpie: Hey, what's that on your nose?
Sesshomaru: (Sesshomaru gives a girly scream and runs to find the nearest mirror.) No no no. Not my perfect nose.
Ryter and Harpie: You're so vain.
Inuyasha: Why are you singing about me?
Ryter: (rolling her eyes) Please review.
