The Third Chapter (Didn't know what to name it)
Samus,Snake, and Ike were casually walking to the grocery store. Casually? Right.
There were no zombies in sight. Where could they be? Samus regained her suit as soon as she saw what was behind the counter at the grocery store. An obese cashier. "I'm going in first since-" Snake cut Samus off and screamed," It's for the cigarettes!" And ran in.
Ike and Samus ran after him only to be chased by obese candy loving zombies. Snake then pulled out a rocket launcher from wherever he kept it. Don't ask. And shot the zombies. Ike took off his cape and gathered all the food he could carry in it. "Seemed easy." Samus shrugged. Snake was smoking in the corner with a box full of cigarettes.
Meanwhile,"Lady Palutena!" "Yes,Pit?" "Grant me the power of flight!" "Why?" "So I can show them what candy to get me." Peach screetched in excitement,"I want chocolate!" "I want Lindora Chocolate!" "It would be you to want exspensive chocolate,Zelda." "I'm a princess,I deserve good sweets." Pit folded his arms," I think I proved my point." "Fine,but only for five minutes." Pit then flew off with the awesome power of flight. What does it do? Duhhh,grants power of flight for five minutes or more.
About two minutes later Ike,Samus, and Snake gathered all they could and walked up to the door. Just then Pit flew through the window and glass flew everywhere,"Did you get gummy worms?!" Samus looked at Pit with a cold stare," You broke the window just to tell us you wanted gummy worms!" "Ummm,Yeah?" Pit got hit in the face with gummy worms.
Pit picked them up,"OoOoOo The gummiest!" He started eating the gummy worms as if he were a zombie mauling a deer.
Pit looked up to notice that the three of them were gone."You guys?" Pit flew around and looked everywhere but they weren't there,so Pit ran back home as fast as he could and once again flew through the window," You guys,Samus,Ike, and Snake there-" "Right here?" He looked over just to see all of them sitting around the pile of goods eating all they could. "Ohhh."