Monster High Facebook
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
Frankie Aphrodite Stein: …I could have gone my whole life time without hearing about where babies come from.
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Abbey Bominable: Abbey agrees. No longer want know where baby comes from.
Lala Vamp: ^^ I'm sure we all agree with you there.
Clawdeen Da Wolf: Hey better than walking in on it.
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Clawd Wolf: So true sis. Remember that time we walked in on mom and dad making Howleen?
Clawdeen Da Wolf: Yes I do and I'd rather not.
Howleen Wolf: How did you two walk in on that?
Clawd Wolf: We heard mom whimpering and thought she was hurt so went to check on her…she was fine…the two of us on the other hand were mentally scarred for life.
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Frankie Aphrodite Stein: Gross! Glad I haven't walked in on anything like that between my parents! …Although they don't really use that method to make kids if I'm anything to go by.
Lala Vamp: True. You were created in a lab less than a year ago and yet you have the appearance of a teenager.
Abbey Bominable: Abbey not so lucky. Have seen yaks mate before. Just did not understand what was happening.
Clawdeen Da Wolf: Er… Abbey? We didn't need that visual image in our minds.
Frankie Aphrodite Stein: You think yours is bad? As soon as she mentioned it my mental computer brought up pictures!
Heath 'Flaming' Burns: That's totally awesome! You can see actual pictures of people having-
Lagoona Blue: Don't finish that thought Heath. Not less ya want me to push you into the pool.
Frankie Aphrodite Stein: Before I electrocute you.
Abbey Bominable: Abbey freeze you after Frankie done.
Headless Headmistress Bloodgood: Mr. Burns! If you even consider finishing that sentence you will be in detention for a MONTH!
Heath 'Flaming' Burns: Alright alright. No need to threaten me. I can take a hint.
Toralei 'Trouble' Stripe: Meow. That's news to me.
Everyone at Monster High liked this.
Cleo De'Nile: I can't believe I'm saying this but for once I agree with you Toralei.
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Heath 'Flaming' Burns: Why do you all hate me?
Clawdeen Da Wolf: How would you like the list?
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Heath 'Flaming' Burns: ...You all suck.
Frankie Aphrodite Stein: No, your music does.
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Heath 'Flaming' Burns: …I hate you Frankie.
Rochelle Goyle: It is not polite nor nice to say you hate someone.
Venus McFlytrap: Besides is it even possible to hate Frankie? She's the most helpful ghoul ever!
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Clawd Wolf: She is. She just got done helping me straighten up the gym after Heath got a little too crazy again.
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Frankie Aphrodite Stein: It looked like you could use the help and it wasn't like Smokey was going to do it.
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Manny Taur: Smokey? Frankie where do you get all these awesome nicknames for Heath?
Frankie Aphrodite Stein: I come up with a lot of nicknames for everybody. Heath just gives me an opportunity to use the more insulting ones on him.
Everybody at Monster High except Heath liked this.
Jinafire Long: Really? I would like to hear more from the ghoul who unfused me and Lagoona.
Lagoona Blue: Was being stuck with me really that bad?
Frankie Aphrodite Stein: I don't think that's what she meant Lagoona. She's a Chinese fire dragon and you're a saltwater monster. You two are the exact opposite of each other, so it must have been a bit strange being fused together with someone who was your complete opposite.
Jinafire Long: It is exactly as Frankie said above. Plus I was a bit nervous about swimming since I do not know how.
Lagoona Blue: Crikey mate! Why didn't ya tell me sooner? I would have given you swimming lessons?
Jinafire Long: It is not so easy as that. As Frankie stated, I am a Chinese Fire Dragon. Water and I do not mix well, especially if I spend too much time in water.
Heath 'Flaming' Burns: I don't much like water myself but what happens when you are in it for too long Jina?
Jinafire Long: Do NOT call me Jina! I only allow two people to call me Jina and you're not either one of them.
Skelita Calvares: Calm down Jina. You know he's just being a bobo.
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Frankie Aphrodite Stein: Nice Skelita, real nice. But she's right Jina. You know Heath's not the sharpest tooth in the mouth…in fact I think he's the dullest.
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Lagoona Blue: So what happens when you stay in the water for too long Jinafire?
Jinafire Long: Staying in the water for too long damages my heart, since it is made of flames. If it gets to a certain point it can kill me.
Headless Headmistress Bloodgood: Which is the reason you are excluded from all swim lessons during Physical Deaducation. Thankfully you make up for it by working in the forge room.
Jinafire Long: And you have my thanks for that Headmistress, besides. I enjoy using my talents to make new things. Before I forget that new pair of earrings I told you about are ready now Frankie. They just have to finish cooling off before you can wear them.
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Frankie Aphrodite Stein: Thanks again Jina! I'll be right over there.