Overlord Rules with Naruto Tentai
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A spoof of the Evil Overlord and various other lists. The reason why most heroes win (despite being idiots) is because the villians are even dumber via cliche. So here I will spoof the rules via Kyuubi16 style. For anyone who wants to write a good villian read these rules.
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Overlord Rule 3: My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
''Oh come on I'm your brother? Y-You don't have to kill me. Just imprison me in the dungeon and you'll never have to hear from me again.'' The younger twin look alike pleaded with Overlord Naruto.
''Hhm I don't know. It seems more convienent for you then beneficial for me.'' Naruto said stroking his chin. DIABOLICAL CHIN STROKING!
''Sir...if we keep him alive that's just one more person to feed when the money could go elsewhere. Like Beer or Hookers.'' One of his advisors suggested.
''Or a new string Bikini for Ten-Ten!'' Naruto looked down at his brother. ''If you seen Dat Ass you would understand. Just the way it jiggles is the damn reason why she wears armor so much so people won't hit on her so much. And it's not right damnit! I should see that as jiggling all day whenever I please! So yeah because you're so noble and shit dear brother! For some reason for nearly every empire a resistance is formed! And if not publically what's to stop someone from forming a plan and having you replace me? That is something I can't allow mostly due to my own paranoia. So this is goodbye...Guns!''
Naruto ordered as several trays of guns were brought to him. Pulling up a hand gun he unloaded all six rounds into his brother's torso. Then picking up an Itacha he blew his head off. ''Now go put his body in the fire exhaust or whatever it's called. Then go call an exorcist and exorcise his soul so it won't cling to this world.'' (Check out two or three different overlord rules later down the line.)