Hey everyone I'm back from a super long vacation...I wish! So let the torture begin!
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Wolf: Sorry for the long wait everyone, I got into a small accident with an evil blender. Okay let's start off today's dares, up first is Grey dog's review:
I dare Chance and Jake to marry each other on live tv.
I dare Jake to kiss and I mean kiss every single charater.
I dare Feral to adopt 20 kittens or have them with someone.
I dare Steel to ask Felina out.
Wolf: Okay * smiles evilly* These reviews shall be fun. The first dare goes to Chance and Jake. * picks up camera with bad quality*
Chance and Jake: * reading dare* Pass
Wolf: Sorry
Chance: Aw Come on! We're straight for crying out loud!
Jake: And it's illegal.
Wolf: *sighs* They do have a point
Chance and Jake: * highfive each other behind Wolf*
Wolf: *Turns around* You may have gotten out of a dare this time! * laughs* Jake you have another dare that's not illegal.
Jake: what is it?
Wolf: You have to kiss everyone,but me.
Jake: You can't force me to do it you know.
Wolf: Yes I can...it's in your contract,but not everyone is here today.
Jake: *sighs in relief* Phew!
Wolf: Your not off the hook yet...the dare is still on, just not for today.
Jake: *Grumbles*
Wolf: Okay! Let's all take a drive to the orphanage shall we? * Hears a bunch of whys and ignores them*
* drives to the orphanage with everyone that's here following*
Wolf: Okay Feral you have been dared to adopt 20 kittens needing a good home, so don't disappoint them.
Feral: Even if I wanted to I wouldn't have enough space or money to raise them.
Wolf: One step ahead of ya Commander, You have a huge house; practically a mansion on a eleven acre property all with six foot tall chain linked fence. along with a huge monthly check, you have all you need and it's close to your job.
Feral: *sighing in defeat* Fine. *walks in and tons of kittens swarm around him*
Kittens: DADDY! * thay sang in unison*
Feral: * Rings bell and an elderly Kat come in*
Elderly Kat: Ah hello! you come to adopt?
Feral: Yes...twenty kittens.
Elderly Kat: Wow...*gets suspicous* why so many?
Feral: Because I want to give them a better future.
Elderly Kat: Okay...there are 21 kittens here, please choose which one you won't be taking.
Feral: * Feeling a bit guilty* Yes 21 kittens I will be adopting.
Elderly Kat: * Hands Feral a Butt load of paper work* Please complete these forms before you leave. There's a chair over there if you want to sit.
Feral: * Takes out pen and sits down. Begins filling out the forms*
( Several hours later)
Feral: *walks out of the building with 21 kittens of various ages trailing after him*
Wolf and others: * fast asleep leaning against the building, wake up*
Wolf: * counts 21 kittens* Aw you do have soft side for kittens, way to go!
Kittens: *look at wolf* Mommy * swarm around Wolf*
Wolf: Ah! There going to eat me! I can see their hungry expressions!
Jake: Relax Mommy * snickers* They're not going to eat you.
Feral: Listen here kittens Wolf is not your mother.
Wolf: That's right * Gives Feral the directions to his new home*
Feral: *Gets on bus with kittens*
Chance: What about his cruiser?
Wolf: What about?
Chance: Did someone drive it there already?
Wolf: No We carpooled.
Chance: Oh.
Wolf: Okay Steel you got a dare to ask Felina on a date, don't act like a newb.
Steel: Hah! The ladies can't resist me!
Wolf: Yeah suuuuuuure, okay here she comes. * hides behind an old guy who doesn't notice*
Steel: *leans against the brick wall of a building trying to be cool* Hey Felina wanna go on a date with me tonight?
Felina: * laughs* Hah! No! Besides my uncle wouldn't be too happy about that. * walks on by*
Steel: Doesn't know what she just passed up.
Wolf: *Walks out from behind old guy* I think she does and that's why she passed on your offer.
Steel: Your jealous I asked her aren't you?
Wolf: It was a dare dipwad. Alright folks that concludes today's dares, I'll see y'all tomorrow. * Disappears into random store*