YEAH YEAH!! I'M BACK FROM ISRAEL

I FINALLY GOT REVIEWS I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF

"Dude, you are so gonna pay for making our sister cry." The brown haired boy said lifting me up by my collar. The redheaded boy just sat there giving me a death glare.

"What are you talking about!?" I shouted angrily. "I never--" I got cut off by the brown haired boy's fist colliding with my ribs. I doubled over with the wind knocked out of me gasping for air. Then his foot knocked into my stomach. I grabbed it when he tried again and flipped him over. The redhead charged me but I tripped him. He got up and threw dirt in my eyes.

"Rrrgh! You little FUCKER!" We all yelled together. If I wasn't getting the shit beaten out of me I would have laughed at how synchronized we were. Unfortunately the brown haired boy put me in a full nelson and the redhead started pounding my stomach. I never got a chance to recover until…

"OH MY GOD! GAARA! KANKURO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Someone screamed from the end of the alley. They both turned to see whoever it was but I was still in the brown haired boy's grip. I managed to move my head enough to get a view of the person's hair. They had four blonde pigtails. Temari… I should have figured she'd send her brothers to beat me up. Her brothers went to their house leave Temari and me in an alleyway. I started coughing up blood. "Oh god are you okay?" she asked.

"That's the dumbest question ever!" I shouted at her. "I'm fucking coughing up blood here because YOUR brothers just beat the shit out of me, and I was only here in the first first place because I wanted to get away from school where YOU were flirting with Sasuke, and maybe I could talk to YOU when you came home!" I shouldered her out of the way and ran/limped away. I had no chance of getting away from her in my current state though.

"SHIKAMARU!! YOU ASSHOLE!" She came screaming like a banshee. She grabbed my shoulder and slapped me across the face. "I was trying to show some fucking concern for you, you lazy ass, but no! Did you ever even think about why I might have asked to switch guides?!" another slap, "Are you blind or something?! I really, reall--"

I waved my hand at her motioning for her to stop. "Just stop, I'm leaving okay? Happy? You'll never have to see me again." I walked off and this time she didn't follow me.

I got home and threw myself onto the couch. I didn't have it in me to go upstairs. For some reason I couldn't fall asleep though. Man, what a day, why did I have to get hung up on a girl like her?

Because! You selfish little bastard! You're an idiot for a genius you know that? YOU-LOVE-HER! Got it?

No! No way do I love someone like her! She's troublesome, she's violent she's… uhhmm…

Pretty? Intelligent? Funny? Cute? Un-fucking-believable?

Well… yeah but, WAIT NO NOT! NONONONOOOOO!

Yes, you like her, get over yourself and do something about it you lazy ass hole.

The next day I had AP English, why? I have no idea, but I was okay with it since Temari was in that class. About half way through she went to the bathroom. I waited about five minutes and then asked to go to the bathroom too.

I caught her in the hallway heading back. I called after her but she ignored me. So I started chasing after her. She turned around and pushed me over when I reached her. I got up groaning. "Temari… please wait…"

"What do you want?!" she shouted at me, probably attracting every teacher's attention in the building. She slapped me (again) What's with this girl and slapping me? "You were the one that said I wouldn't have to see you ever again! I don't care what the fuck you do just stop messing with my head! One minute you're so mad I'd never be able to get it through your damn head that I like you the next one you can't leave me alone--"

I leaned forward and kissed her. I don't know why probably to make her shut up, probably because I liked her, and mostly if she didn't shut up I wouldn't be able to tell her that I liked her. It felt good. No, t felt REALLY good. I didn't want to stop but I was running out of air. I pulled back and smirked at her. Finally I had got her off guard. She just stood there trying to come up with something to say. She looked like my goldfish opening and closing her mouth.

"I'll give you five seconds to run…" She finally got out, then continued opening and closing her mouth. I knew her well enough by now to take those five seconds and get as far away as possible. At least she knows I fell something for her now right? I thought as I raced through the halls. Then I heard a loud crashing sound and a crazy blonde woman roaring "SHIIIIIIIKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!" Then again, maybe not. I thought and ran faster.