Chapter 2

Now continuing the plan of Yuuko and Elmdon for stopping Syaoran travelling into an endless time loop. The original Syaoran's real name was Tsubasa, ツバサ, do not blame me, I got confuse of their infinite time loop or scientists called it 'temporal paradoxes', their plot were more pathetic than William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Yuuko calling Red Queen and White Queen for going to the Human world of the plan, Red Queen and White Queen had the same face, pale skin and height like a pair of twins, Yuuko can be considered the tallest lady of all characters, I forgot to tell you, if I didn't type the height of characters, imagined all were normal height at that age. Both of them wore Victorian bell-shaped gown with crinoline LS, they also wore shoes with white socks (cannot see the shoes and socks because of their bell-shaped dress covered them), both of them like French and age like 25 years old, both of them had chest length straight hair and green EC, they were actually cybernetic angels that was why they can look after the holy library. The only difference was the colour of their gown including the shoes and hair, Red Queen was red in colour and White Queen was white in colour.

Yuuko said wore the previous gown I mentioned last chapter and cribbing Takuto, "Let's get going, Ruber and Albus. (Alias name of Red Queen and White Queen)"

"Yes, Yuuko, we are packing all the baby stuffs for Takuto when he need them," replied Ruber and Albus in unison. Red and White appeared from another secret passage that at the right corner of the church with both of them carrying bags. When Ruber and Albus were at both side of Yuuko, Yuuko said a spell incantation: "O Tyche Fortuna, da nobis licencia penetro vestry cubile ire Humana mundo." All of them disappeared in a blue light, they teleported just in front of Lady Gaga's room where Lady Gaga going to sing for her famous world tour that was in Japan. Lady Gaga opened the door and greeted Yuuko, Ruber and Albus, Lady Gaga looked different to any other singers and she had a sexy body, she wore nothing except undies with a long black coat around. Her EC was green (actually she wore coloured contact lenses) and wore a chest length blonde wig, Lady Gaga aged like 25 years old, she greeted Yuuko, Ruber and Albus in English, "You all must be Yuuko, Ruber and Albus, that my manager mentioned and he will be here in a minute to bring a human skeleton maid."

"Yes, we are. How is everything? I hope some people don't condemn you a lot," replied Yuuko.

Ruber said, "Never mind, when they condemn they will be chopped alive by me."

"No unnecessary violence, sister. When they condemn you, you will get more famous fourfold or fivefold," answered Albus.

Lady Gaga said in very grateful mood, "Thank you for encouragement, Yuuko, Ruber and Albus, I feel like a loser in high school."

"Most of the entertainers are respecting you, so why feel like a loser?" asked Albus. Takuto cried, Ruber took out a baby bottle full of milk from her bag and gave Takuto to suck the bottle full of milk. Lady Gaga asked, "Whose son is that?"

"I am just his godmother, his mother killed by an insane man," replied Yuuko.

Lady Gaga said in compassion, "That must be sad, shall I donate to you just a few hundred dollars?"

"That won't be necessary, since I am a friend of his mother (Yuuko was lying)," answered Yuuko. Elmdon and Bonehilda walked along the corridors to meet Lady Gaga, Yuuko, Ruber and Albus. Elmdon wore a musician conductor's full suit; his hair was red and Einstein-like hairstyle, he had a thick moustache like the 18-century French, he looked like the age of 40. Bonehilda was a human skeleton wore the French maid dress that length was to the knee except for the shoes and socks. She also wore a white fillet (came with the French maid dress) on her skull, but she did not have hair. "Yuuko, Ruber and Albus, are you ready to get going? It is time for Syaoran and the gang teleport this world soon," said Elmdon.

Lady Gaga asked, "How am I suppose to go in public? My fans will be insane and overwhelm me."

"Never mind about that, Bonehilda will cast an invisible spell on you and her," answered Ruber as Bonehilda's jawbone chattering and the hands raised up, set apart and both palms face outward. A light shone on Lady Gaga and Bonehilda, they became invisible in front of Yuuko, Ruber, Albus and Elmdon. Takuto finished the milk and Albus took the baby bottle from him, Takuto fell asleep Albus put in Ruber's bag, "Let's go and charge my shop," said Yuuko. All of them walked to a place only a shop with wooden fence, the rest of the neighbourhood were high-rise buildings. The entrance to the shop was an opening space in a fence, the side of both entrance had a crescent moon on top of the fence and the shop's exterior design like mixture of different architecture, top of the shop had a gold crescent moon. Yuuko entered first, then the rest entered, Marudashi and Morodashi (マルダシとモロダシ, meaning in Japanese, streaking and flashing, better shorten their names into Maru and Moro) opened the door, both of them got surprised, Maru had a floor length blue curly hair in pigtails while Moro had a chin length pink bob cut with odango (お団子, ox horn) hairstyle. Maru wore impish European clothing with short pants and a little devil wings on her back waist, Moro wore angelic European dress with a red ribbon tied on her waist and had a little wings on her back waist. "Yuuko is back! Yuuko is back! Ruber and Albus brought Yuuko back!" exclaimed Maru and Moro in unison.

Yuuko said to Maru and Moro while handled Takuto to them, "Please put Takuto into the room for him to sleep."

"Okay," answered Maru and Moro as they took Takuto from Yuuko's arms and went inside of the shop. Lady Gaga and Bonehilda became visible when Bonehilda snapped her bony fingers, Lady Gaga said, "So this is the place? It is very esoteric."

Watanuki appeared at the side of the shop, he wore spectacles and weird blue Chinese traditional changshan, 長衫, Watanuki said in gladness in any languages (due to Mokona Modoki's ability to translate any languages), "You are back, Yuuko! Who are these people?"

"Elmdon and I devised a plan for here, Ruber and Albus will be the sealers of infinite loop, Bonehilda will be the summoner of chaos magic, Lady Gaga will be the dancer for tonight," replied Yuuko.

"I am still confuse, what are you want to do?"

"Syaoran and the gang will be coming here soon, I can feel it," said Yuuko as the sky opened a dimensional portal that stick to the earth and opened out. There were Tsubasa, Kurogane, white Mokona Modoki, モコナモドキ and Fay D. Flowrite, Tsubasa was looked like 14 years old, Tsubasa had brown hair and brown EC, Syaoran wore black turtle neck and sleeveless T-shirt, white pants and dirty brown cloak with hood. Kurogane, 黒鋼, wore black samurai clothing with red rims including belt, black cloak with hood and a weird helmet (helmet that protect the forehead and chin only), he looked not more than 25 years old. White Mokona (Shorten name for Mokona Modoki) named Soel and name came from Old Norse rune, Sowilo, the black Mokona named Larg and name came from Old Norse rune, Laguz. Both of Mokona had round head with body, long rabbit like legs and large ears. Soel had a red crystal earring on its left end of the ear and a red gem on its forehead while Larg had a blue crystal on its right end of the ear and a blue gem on its forehead. Fay looked like 23 years old; Fay had blonde hair and blue EC, Fay also wore white wizard clothing (The modern wizard clothing, not medieval wizard clothing) and white priestly cloak with hood. Lady Gaga looked at Tsubasa and said, "Today is your lucky day and let the ceremony begins!"

"Huh? What ceremony?" asked Tsubasa.

Ruber replied as Albus disappeared, "Just stay here while my sister, Albus summon Princess Tsubasa, here will be a big surprise."

"What is going on with these people? Watanuki, did you plan it?" asked Fay.

Watanuki answered, "Not me, I don't know what the hell they doing. (Bonehilda took out a feather duster and tickled Watanuki), hey, stop it! What is wrong with you bony maid? (Continued laughing)"

"You all can come out now, all strings instruments and Cherry de Cherry Blossom," said Elmdon as all strings instruments and Cherry appeared. Cherry was the head dryad of Cherry Blossom; all twelve head dryads formed 'The Twelve Dryads Union'. All head dryads had the same distinctive features: wore white robe, no shoes or slippers, they had purple EC. Cherry's hair were branches of pink cherry blossom as long as chest length, Cherry said to Elmdon, "Miss me? (Touching her cherry blossom flowers and took out her right hand for Elmdon to kiss her hand)"

"Yes, (kissing Cherry's hand)" said Elmdon. Princess Tsubasa along with Albus appeared, Princess Tsubasa was looked like 14 years old, she had brown EC and brown chin length bob cut hair (only both of her front sidelocks are shoulder length), Princess Tsubasa wore a European dress looked like the Arabian dancer because of the rim had shinny coins. Tsubasa said to Albus, "Why you bring her along? I haven't found the clones two new bodies."

"I know, but they will soon have new bodies," replied Albus. Elmdon conducted the musical instruments to play 'Bad Romance' including Cherry playing a violin while Lady Gaga removed her coat and singing the song. Every male except Elmdon got shocked and jaw opened widely by Lady Gaga sexy body and singing, Princess Tsubasa, Larg, Soel, Maru, Moro and Yuuko were watching very enlighten. Funny, Watanuki did not shocked at Yuuko and Jorougumo, 女郎蜘蛛, spider prostitute, sexy bodies and dancing, maybe Lady Gaga was very sexy after all. When the singing was starting, Bonehilda's jawbone chattering like saying a spell incantation while Ruber and Albus took out each hologram for let everybody can see what was the spell incantation, Ruber's hologram revealed in Japanese while Albus's hologram revealed in Latin (I think Fay can understand this). Let me type this nonsense spell in Latin:

Eris Discordia, aliquam pariat chaos stultum insanum perde tempore create loop Fei Reed Wong, ut est Tsubasa Li et Princeps Tsubasa dolorem. Producam memoriam clone Principis Tsubasa. (Bonehilda, Ruber and Albus chanting very slowly this verse until Lady Gaga finished singing)

After the music ceased, there appeared a deck of Tarot next to where Yuuko sitting. The Tarot looked pinkish, the back of each card with four white feathers pointing the four sides and a white feather pointing up (The feathers have red weird symbols). Yuuko took them and looked, Princess Tsubasa out of her curiosity and asked Yuuko, "What are these cards?"

"These cards are your clone's memories, they were merge together into a deck of 78 cards by Eris and Kikuri," answered Yuuko.

"But they are useless, since my clone doesn't have a body."

"Later, because we also need Syaoran Li's clone to make a completion," said Yuuko as all the males remain puzzling after shocked. They asking each other of puzzled because of blackout and they did not recall any Lady Gaga's singing. Tsubasa or 'Syaoran' Li noticed Yuuko holding the pinkish cards and suspected something funny going on, Bonehilda talked to Tsubasa through telepathy (Bonehilda cannot talk unless telepathy or someone gave her a voice), "Those cards are memories of the clone of Princess Tsubasa, but we can't make her a new body until your clone's memories in our hand."

"When will that be?" asked Tsubasa. (When I did not put Princess, it means Tsubasa Li, quite confusing with two characters have identical names)

"Tonight, of course, we wouldn't waste too much time," answered Bonehilda through telepathy. Now Cherry called in another head dryad from 'The Twelve Dryads Union', Ula de Tulip, Ula's hair were bundles of purple tulips as long as chest length. Ula said to Cherry as both of them doing friendship kiss (Not romantic kiss, most people misunderstand this kiss as romantic kiss, this kiss is like I kiss your left cheek and you kiss my right cheek then the other side), "What a pleasant surprise! Luckily Rose is not here, if not she will ruin the whole ceremony in her so-called romantic couple love."

"You are right, still remember that she set Jeremia Ho into gay love, quite funny, Jeremia declined that he did gay love," said Cherry as Lady Gaga going to start her next song. Coming up next of what memories of Princess Sakura (the clone) contain? How did they bring both clones alive? What is the price for bring clones alive? Maybe not, because Yuuko, Mother Teresa and the Addams family paid a very large sum of expenses and money, the money is £7,913,512,463,000 or maybe larger for people who need it.