3.1 by KrisOverstreet:
"You were right, Soundwave!" Megatron gloated. "On this one night it seems humans can be persuaded to accept anything as normal! And the more outlandish the appearance, the more profitable!"
"What did you get, oh mighty Megatron?" Skywarp asked.
"An automotive transmission!" Megatron gloated. "Some of the gears in here should be perfect for that ache in my shoulder assembly!"
"Target acquired: C-cell batteries," Soundwave droned.
"I got a grease gun!"
"I got a case of motor oil!"
Starscream fished in his trick-or-treating bag and pulled out a cinder block. "I got a rock," he moaned.
"Decepticons! On to the next salvage yard!"
Megatron led the group of giant robots in Halloween costumes on, Starscream gritting his vocal gridwork with mortification. Two holes. Only two holes in a ghost costume. For the eyes. Next time I'll know. Stupid illogical fleshling cultural gaffe…
3.2 by Myself:
"Dinobot. Now that you member of team, you need new name."
He looked at Grimlock, mentally weighing where this discussion would lead.
"Sir, may I ask why?"
"Your name currently team name. New name needed so to cut confusion down during fights. Must start with S, to keep consistency in team."
He paused for a moment, mulling over what worked for a name starting with S. Several of the good ones were taken. Everyone remembered Slag, Snarl, Sludge, and Swoop. Even that renegade, Sledge, had a great name. As Dinobot mentally looked over all the various Dinobot names, he noticed an unusual trend.
"Call me... Slash."
"Me Grimlock find this acceptable. Welcome to team Dinobot Slash."
3.3 by DarthMetool:
Fifteen minutes Megatron had stood there, steaming, dark glare aimed at Starscream as if daring
him. Starscream's posture shouted amusement at their situation.
"Well-"
"NO, Starscream."
"It has to be said, I suppose." Megatron shifted, sounds of gears grinding and steam hissing.
"Grrrrrrr... Staaaarscream."
"Yes, Lord Megatron?"
"WHY ARE WE STEAM-PUNKS?!"
"It's a fad among the organics, and you lost a bet with one."
3.4 by Myself:
Miko KNEW something was off with four of the new arrivals. There were about eight or so, all terrestrial vehicles. She had quickly gotten their names and alternate modes. Showdown the ex-gladiator monster truck, Anomaly the junior Toxic Waste transport and specialist, Jolt the electrician hybrid, Longarm the tow truck and field medic. Those she understood. The other four….
First, they were all female, which was odd in and of itself. First off, there was Destabilizer, who turned into some sort of demented rally car fused with a demolition derby muscle car. She was followed up by the aristocratic Adamant, who turned into a 1950s ragtop ultra-luxurious car. The most mundane, and thus strangest, of the bunch with a humble sports sedan form, was Midpoint. The last, and in Miko's opinion, coolest, was Test Track. She had taken an advanced concept car as her alternate form.
Unbeknownst to Miko, the four ladies were telepathically communicating.
Alright Pandora, or should I say Destabilizer, why did you bring us here?
Urd, you three need a vacation. And we'll have to maintain cover until Vector greets us, so Verthandi, Skuld, refer to your elder sister as Adamant.
I do hope that we can talk down some of these Decepticons. Dreadwing and Breakdown truly do not deserve their fates.
You would know sis. So I can't call you Belldandy or Verthandi and have to stick with Midpoint? What an odd name. At least Test Track implies convergence of Future and Present.
"Greetings Autobots. My name is Optimus Prime, and I welcome you to Earth."
"Terra."
Anomaly turned to face Destabilizer, his compatriot in Toxic compounds.
"Terra? What is the difference; it's the same word in a different language!"
"Simple, really: the other eight planets in this system are all named after Latin Deities, so it makes sense to refer to Earth as Terra to keep the theme going."
Pandora turned to face the Norns' Autobot Guises.
No awakening anyone this time. Whirl was NOT a fun prank on Loki's part.
3.5 by Leonite
Optimus looked over at Galvatron. The two were at Maccadam's Old Oil House, having awoken to find themselves in some odd variant loop.
"I still find it odd that you would agree to peace, awake or not," Optimus admitted. "You're not exactly... stable like that."
Galvatron snorted. "More stable than most Galvatrons," the white Predacon countered. "And this is coming from Mr. 'My Super Mode is with my Jealous Brother'?"
Galvatron always found it amazing just how much emotion any Optimus could show with that mask on... such as the look he's giving him right now, an almost smug look. "You're not one to talk... 'Iron Mammoth'."
"Actually that's because half of my forms are called 'Iron Mammoth' like this." Galvatron noted a little too fast. "After all, if you shout that, no-one expects the Griffin!"
"Right, keep telling yourself that."
3.6 by KevinConvoy:
Space around the Citadel, the seat of government for the Citadel Council, suddenly turned into a reckless panic as alarms rung throughout the massive space station and every single ship of the Citadel Defense Fleet reacted.
They were reacting to the appearances of a wormhole not far from the massive space station and as expected weapons were brought to bear on the wormhole. Sensors reported a mass of energy unlike any that they had detected coming from the wormhole but nothing else, of course, the Citadel military wisely had everything under its control aimed at the wormhole waiting tensely for the unknown. They didn't have long to wait as sensors across the board begin to pick up a massive object emerging from within the wormhole.
The object in question was a golden wedge-shaped vessel. The signs of battle was clearly evident on the ship as portions of the once golden hull was painted black while to a lesser degree fragments of the hull could be seen slowly floating in the empty void of space away from the vessel. Apparently some form of humanoid decoration as a masthead floating away in the void. A command was issued right away to hold fire but no one was at that moment had any intense of doing so, as they were all stared in awe at the sight.
It was a good move, as the communication channels across the board was flooded with a message no one understand however the tone of the speakers plain to tell. "This is Commander Primal of the Maximal Alliance on the ARK emergency life support, do not open fire, we don't mean any harm. We were pulled into this wormhole, but if we are attacked we will defend ourselves."
The transmission repeated over and over again. After quick tense and difficult debates the Citadel Council decides to not open fire on the unknown craft, so the order that was issued from the Council was simple. "Do not open fire but stay alert for any signs of trouble. We will open communication with the unknown vessel." And as the final conclusion approached, the wormhole disappeared as if nothing ever happened.
Inside the ship, its hard-fought command crew comes to order.
"Well monkey-bot that definitely ain't Cybertron, just where in the Pit are we?" comes the question fielded by the rat-faced humanoid machine.
"…believe it or not Rat-trap, I've heard of this place. It's a center of galactic politics, and if we're here, I fear that this is only the beginning." A large gorilla answers.
"You sound like you know a lot about this Boss-Bot", comes the teenage voice attached to a …cyborg Tigerman?
"More than you want to know." Comes the reply from Rhinox, ship scientist supreme. "But if we are where I think we are Optimus, we should weigh "Anchor" as soon as possible."
"Agreed" the Gorilla, Optimus says, "we really should make sure who all is AWAKE" he ends with a wink.
"On it Optimus," Rhinox says has he assumes a meditative setting.
"Ever get the idea you don't know what's going on?" The cat man states.
"Meh, if you're not used it with this bunch, you ain't been paying any attention Cheetor, and that's a shame, kid. Anyway if you have this set, I'm going to make sure my batch of Waspinator parts made the trip.
Meanwhile, dismissed as space flotsam, the draconic despot Megatron awakes and makes his way away from the accursed Maximals, in deep amongst the stars, Harbinger feels a unique presence and begins to stir. Finally, on the SR-1 Normandy, Commander Shepard Awakes due to a metallic Ping, deeply felt from across the stars.
"Huh, Good to hear that I'll have some help this time."
"MRPph, Wha? Honey are you alright, have another nightmare?"
"It's ok, Ash, nah just a message sent that you didn't hear, but you're right, scoot over and stop hogging all the covers."
3.7 by crossoverpairinglover:
The greatest, and perhaps most dangerous thing about loops was the fact that you could grow from them.
With loops, a person could have all the time in the world to learn what they do wrong, and amend it. Yet, in doing this, they also continuously grow.
The once challenging enemies of the heroes become push overs faster than Waspinator, and so they get bored.
Then they loop into other worlds, where they can acquire new powers, and with that accelerate the above mentioned problem.
The Transformers have it somewhat easier; as even if they were to have Hogwarts loops or Ninja loops, they really couldn't retain those powers as robots without a lot of practice, so it was generally not seen as an issue
It's the humans the Transformers pal around with, however, who are dangerous this way, as they had no such Soul to Spark energy transference issues
And there is one human in particular in the Transformers stable who really should not be allowed to have infinite loops to train herself.
...
"You think you can oppose me, organic" the large chinned Animated Sentinel Prime glared down at the barely post protoform organic, or a 'teen...something or another', with black hair with odd pink coloring and a different skin tone than the others. The little thing made some sort of hand sign, creating a few other identical organics "As acting Prime, I have the authority to see your world terminated for harboring the All-Spark from us..."
"RASENSHURIKAN!"
Sentinel Prime could not finish his little declaration of war as a spiraling energy blast sliced the guy in half.
This is ironically only his 5th most embarrassing defeat, and he wasn't counting the loops the guy, at least here, had no memory of.
...
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force" an immensely terrifying dark armored man spoke to a group of middle aged men in a conference table in a sterile area.
"And mine"
The assembled head honchos of the all feared Galactic Empire (Bar the most fearsome of them all and a blue skinned mastermind) turned to see a human girl, who had somehow gotten into their highly secured area.
"A Mandalorian!" one of the old men pointed, recalling the Mandalorian who had been seen with a rebel group who greatly resembled Miko, but was not usually Miko. (Who was chanting something)
"I find your lack of cross racial recognition disturbing" Vader absently choked the person with the force before he activated his light sabre (While still choking the man) "How did you get here little girl, are you a Rebel...and what are you muttering!?"
"KAMEHAMEHA!"
The girl unleashed a huge blast of energy that flew right at the table of irritable old men, and Vader.
Vader, who only survived due to his power over the force, decided to simply tell his master that his prized Death Star was destroyed by a rebel fleet of Y-Wing bombers. It was more believable than a single girl with energy blasts in any case, and Sidious would simply exact vengeance on the rebel scum and give himself a chance to see the psychopath destroyed so he could rule.
Oh, if only he had a son to rule with.
...
The sounds of a terrifying scream let loose across Japan as a floating cube of death drilled downwards, seeking the hidden lair of the semi heroic protectors of Lilith, N.E.R.V.E.
All hope seemed lost; Eva Unit 1 had been heavily damaged, its pilot int the hospital and Unit Zero and its pilot little better. The 5th Angel could not be stopped, its armor too powerful and its laser too great.
Humanity was doomed for the Third Impact...
Wait...
"Who is that girl" a scary looking middle aged man with large glasses pointed at the screen as Miko appeared before the giant cube of doom.
The girl began to summon a huge orb of orange light in her hands, which she than began to compress as the light grew harsher
"Fairy Law is Invoked!"
The resulting blast did more in one shot than N.E.R.V.E had managed to do to the thing in 4 hours.
'That is not in the Dead Sea Scrolls' the scary man with the reflective glasses thought to himself in worry as the light fried him and everything connected to S.E.E.L.E and Instrumentailty.
The local anchor would later endeavor to figure out what she did so he could use it himself.
...
"Optimus...do you think we're going to retain our memories and powers when these loops end?" Alligned Ratchet asked his respected Prime, who looked deep in thought about the question.
"I do not know Ratchet, it sounds like a interesting debate though. Perhaps there are some who'd prefer to remember and others who would not, and some who'd best forget."
"I personally hope we at least loose any additional powers" Ratchet gestured to a screen behind him, which featured Miko using the Force to lift a hummer into the air and throw it at Waspinator, who promptly fell apart comically "...Do you really want to have to deal with a Mikoo capable of destroying planets?"
Optimus actually looked somewhat concerned about that image, but quickly hid it "Earth may need its own protectors when we return to Cybertron old friend, perhaps Miko would simply fulfill that role"
"Please, don't remind me of Wonder Miko. There are loops I want to forget, and that is one of them"
3.8 by crossoverpairinglover:
"No!"
"Madame Umbridge, please be civi..."
"Hogwarts is a sacred institution! It is no place for half humans, monsters or whatever the hell they are!"
She pointed at the gigantic robot standing in front of hogwarts; specifically Armada Hotshot.
"But I got my Hogwarts Letter and everything"
3.9 by crossoverpairinglover:
The Ultimate Decepticon Loop Part 1
"...It's quiet, too quiet"
"Oh come on Ironhide" G1 Wheeljack laughed at the old veterans unease "Lighten your load a bit. Megatron and the Decepticons, and the Predacons, and the Vehicons, and all the other Cons of various prefixes haven't shown up for stellar cycles. It's a vacation loop, so have a cup o'energon and relax"
"I can't. Decepticons definitely exist somewhere in this loop, and when they aren't visible, that just means they are planning something"
"They're not on Cybertron, Earth, Velocitron, Jungle Planet, Gigantion or any planet we actually care about. I mean, sure they might be inflicting genocide on the Quintessons, but hey, evil vs evil."
"..." Ironhide still looked like he was ready to shoot the first thing that moved.
"Okay Mr. grumpy servo, you sulk and wait for the invasion that may or may not come this loop. I on the other hand have some Dinobots to build again, with jet engines this time"
G1 Wheeljack was a mad scientist before the loops, and the loops did not help that. Of course, he at least learned his lesson about Dino-Voltron and giving the Dinobots spiral power.
He was sent to Eiken for that one.
Meanwhile, proving Ironhide's paranoia true a few galaxies away
"Ah, the device I have searched a thousand loops for has finally been found, and to think I only found it because of your incompetence Starscream. I almost feel bad for trapping you in that Astromech tin can the natives of this galaxy cherish so much now"
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Of course, it may take some time to convert this device to work for our needs as oppose to the needs of organics, but it will be a wait well worth it. For with this Star Forge, and the Dark Vector Sigma from that 'Shattered Glass' universe, all the galaxies shall bow to the ultimate decepticon army, and with it the most powerful Decepticon Empire the loops have ever seen!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Quiet you. This is only the 8th time I have stated that since he loops began.
Several years later, the planet Geonosis
When Anakin Skywalker had begun this new loop just before the start of the Clone Wars, he had assumed the fact that in this loop, Malek and Revan had never found the Star Forge to be a concern, but not an overly large one.
If it was never found, that Sidious wouldn't get his hands on it. The Vong would destroy it on principle. Thrawn would see it as far too dangerous. It was, in a sense, not supposed to be a problem.
Why did he even delude himself?
"Attention foolish Galactic Republic and Confederacy of Independent Systems fools" a voice bellowed all over the Geonosis arena where the Jedi were having their first confrontation with the Separatist Droid Army, which was going about as well as it generally did.
It was a voice only loopers recognized, so that meant Anakin, R2 and 3P0 only.
A large form floated down from the sky and hovered over the arena; a mechanical being so huge that it could easily stomp the farm his mother lived on (And still lived in this loop) to dust. It was gray colored, with a infamous purple symbol on its chest.
"Oh dear" C-3PO understated the danger they were now all in.
"What sort of droid is that Dooku" Windu demanded of the bearded Sith, who looked just as shocked as the Nick Fury look alike.
"Believe me Master Windu when I say I am just as shocked as you are"
"The age of Organics has come to an end. Both your governments are now at war with the Decepticon Empire. Our armies are now invading each and every world held by each of you, as well as the worlds controlled by the Hutts." Behind the robot rang a series of violent explosions "And, as you can clearly see, the Jedi's clone army, and their grand master, are no longer a factor. " The robot pointed his Fusion Cannon at the arena, which began to charge "Die Jedi Scum"
Dooku, the Jedi and Droids thought they could stop the robot by using the force and their blasters in tangent, Anakin just force grabbed the non looping Padme and his looping droid pals, and apparated the hell away.
Just seconds after Anakin did that, the entire arena blew up in a burst of purple light; pretty much destroying the galaxies last hopes for survival outside of Darth Sidious.
...
A few days later has Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave and a still Astromech'd Starscream observing a holographic image of the Galaxy Far Far Away in triumph.
"They actually put up more resistance than I anticipated" Megatron mused "Though it was futile."
"Our scouts have reported back from their observations" Soundwave reported in his usual mechanical voice tone "We have identified seven galaxies in this loop; this one, the Vong Galaxy, the Federation Galaxy, the galaxy controlled by the Green Lanterns, the Galaxy with the Guardians, our own galaxy and the galaxy of the Saiyans"
"The human paradox not withstanding, their conquest is assured" Shockwave mused "But we must focus on how to prevent problems from arising with the disappearance of Skywalker."
"You overestimate his ability to appeal to help. The closest galaxies he could get help in are the Vong and Federation; and their are problems with him getting aid from either. Of course, we need more time to create more ships and soldiers with the Forge and Dark Sigma, so we will put off our fight with the Autobots, Saiyans, Justice League and the Avengers for now. We will instead deal with the Vong first, and then we will attack the Federation."
Beep Beep Beep
3.10 by crossoverpairinglover
The Ultimate Decepticon Loop Part 2
"Operation, Obtain the Big Gete Star, is a success Lord Megatron." Soundwave reported over the communications array as Megatron and the still Astromeched Starscream observed the transmission "The entity is being delivered to Shockwave by the Constructicons, and shall arrive shortly"
"Make sure that your procuring is not detected by any of those freaks" Megatron instructed. The last thing Megatron needed at this critical juncture was for Cooler or one of those...whatever those purple and white things were called to go to war with him before the time was
Megatron was no fool; in the war between quality and quantity, the Decepticons, with the aide of the Star Forge, were Quantity. Quality had a bad habit of beating quantity when it came to its front door.
"We shall remain undetected Lord Megatron, for that is my Nindo" Soundwave signed off as Megatron shivered.
"BEEP BEEP BEEP"
"The loop where Soundwave replaced the Original Looper with the giant energy creature in him was disturbing, you must admit that" Megatron huffed s the triple changer Astrotrain entered the command room and bowed.
"Lord Megatron"
"Ah yes, come with me Starscream. You and I have a little date to go on...to the planet Qu'onos, and Astrotrain is our driver today. After all, its not like we have any more business in this void space"
After all, the Combaticons had just finished off the last of the Yuuzan Vong. A powerful race the Vong were; they put up quite a fight.
However, all that was left was the disposal of their organic technology (Which the Decepticons had no use for, and could not use. The Vong were such a technophobic culture that they could not be used for any benefit, and would attempt to kill them all out of sheer religious dogma. A pity, they would have been such good slave labor), and Megatron had to deal with the galaxy of the Vulcans next.
Having not visited that loop, Megatron had been initially surprised there was more to it than just the Federation where the human who attempted organic creation a lot, the green skinned humanoids who were seen as oddly attractive by humans and the Xavier lookalike were known to exist.
No, there were other powers there, more warlike powers who saw themselves as the mightiest race, and that was simply not going to stand
...
"Master Annie, I do believe that I just figured out why the loopers here rarely act on their knowledge, this would be rather annoying to deal with loop after loop"
"3PO, please shut up"
Anakin found himself restrained against a wall in a prison cell in the Department of Temporal Affairs along with his looping droid sidekicks and non looping future wife (Who was rather...understanding of the whole 'looping' thing after he pointed out that a alien robot not native to their reality just overthrew the Galaxies main powers) after having managed to create a portkey that brought him to the headquarters of the United Federation in this loop (Having gotten a sense of its unique galactic location and its affect on the force after the great imperial-Federation war during a Vader loop)
However, he was left exhausted from the power necessary to create a cross galactic port key, and they got jumped by Federation troops. 3PO's attempts at telling them what was going to happen just got them arrested.
Overall, this loop just sucked, and there was no way it could get any worse (even if Padme was forced to wear a red shirt)
"Oh, hello Vader. Fancy seeing you here, though I have to say your choices here were highly illogical"
Anakin just glared at the half Vulcan who had arrived to talk to him. "Hey, I didn't loop in until after the Death Star 7 blew up Vulcan Spock, and I defected to your side after that. Do you have to still resent me for that?"
"It would logical for me to continue to dislike you for your tendency to react like a Klingon" Spock drawled "However, I do believe you are a Klingon with some very important information" the restraints on Anakin deactivated as he fell to the floor, with the loud sound of crashing metal showing that C-3PO was also freed (Ouch, watch it I dent easily!). "Now, I do believe your companion over there said something about Megatron on a rampage and coming here?"
...
In this loop, the Klingon were a powerful race, more so than their normal state in the baseline, because they had distant relations to the Saiyans.
In this loop, a Saiyan had once wished to have a world where he could teach and train his own warriors, and so a Dragon had teleported him to ancient Qu'onos, where he taught the Klingon.
This altered timeline also altered the leadership of the Klingon a bit, and so Dahar Master Kor, a legendary Klingon from the baseline, was the leader of the Klingon empire in this variant loop.
And he was the one who Megatron challenged to one on one combat for the honor and loyalty of the Decepticon and Klingon races.
Their battle waged for many earth hours, with the tale of this legendary clash being long spoken of in this loops Klingon stories, and would be recorded in the greatest triumphs of Megatron for all of looping time, yet in the end the answer was clear.
Machine had beat Klingon, even without the fusion cannon that had obliterated the Jedi, and with his fall Megatron had his own Klingon promotion, to leader of the Klingon people. The Klingon now would follow Megatron as long as they did not believe they could oust him, and that they were treated decently well to avert the seeds of rebellion.
They would make decent enforcers at least, and they could be used as a smokescreen to hide to other forces in this galaxy the true threat that approached them.
"Beep beep beep"
"That Klingon could shoot energy blasts, I'd like to see you fight the 'horned meat bag' any better" a heavily dented Megatron creaked along the first Decepticon planet in the universe of Kirk and Spock "We shall Marshall our forces here in secret for our full attack on the Romulan, Borg and Federation forces. The perfect Decepticon loop cannot be stopped my red and white traitorous friend, no force in the universe, or Force for that matter, can stop our road to glory"
As Megatron said that on his way to some much needed repairs, a Padawan (Looping to the point of Mastery), a Senator, a Protocol Droid and a Astromech spoke to the captain of the legendary Enterprise.
3.11 by KrisOverstreet
"So... it look like you Spike replacing him Snarl," Grimlock said, looking at the purple and green Dinobot. "Me call you Snarl this Loop. Avoid confusion with little human Spike."
"Cool, I guess." Spike, usually a dragon and today a robotic stegosaur, spat out a bit of flame and thrashed his spiky metal tail. "There's a bunch of stuff in my head about geology, but it's kind of hard to access it."
"That normal for Dinobots," Grimlock nodded sagely. "Ce-re-bral circuits built with Earth metals, not as good as Cybertron. Interferes with Autobot spark, make thinking difficult."
"Is that why you talk like this?"
"Partly. Take effort to talk right. Painful. But playing dumb more fun anyway." Grimlock thrashed his own gigantic tail, slamming into a stalagmite and sending rock flying around the Ark. "Oops! Stupid Grimlock break thing! Too stupid to know better, ha ha, not his fault." Grimlock's tyrannosaur head grinned as he finished, "Me Grimlock really smart; know that dumb Grimlock can do what me Grimlock want."
"Right, I gotch... um... me mean, me Spike un-der-stand." The visiting Looper cocked his head, a difficult trick for a stegosaur. "Or... is that 'me Spike no un-der-stand'?"
"No worry about it. Snarl was smarty-pants of Dinobots anyway. Him speak in first person... when he speak at all. Not much for talk, him Snarl."
"Good hint. I'll try to keep my mouth shut."
Transforming back into robot mode, the two Dinobots went to rejoin the other three. "You're the only Looping Dinobot?" Spike asked.
"So far as me Grimlock know. Me Grimlock never see anything suggest otherwise. But could be." Standing before the other Dinobots, who were standing still because they hadn't thought of anything else to do, he asked one, "Swoop, are you repeating part of your life over and over?"
"Huh? What you Grimlock talking about?"
"Never mind. You Slag, this day happen before for you?"
"Why you Grimlock ask stupid question?" Slag snapped.
"Me Grimlock just testing." Grimlock turned his attention to the last, and the dimmest, of the Dinobots. "Sludge, you remember things happening before that are happening again?"
"No, leader Grimlock," Sludge said calmly. "Me Sludge no remember nothing."
Spike, struck by an impulse, asked, "Sludge, do you remember what happened yesterday?"
Unruffled, Sludge shook his head. "Me Sludge no remember nothing. Always."
Grimlock and Spike looked at each other. "Well, it doesn't exactly rule him out," Spike noted.
"It a definite possibility," Grimlock agreed.
Round 3 Special:
Jack groaned as he woke up. For some reason he had a headache like he had two different sets of memories.
Wait.
Checking his memories something didn't add up. He knew that ever since he last saw races something happened but what was odd was that he was now on what seemed to be Cybertron but the Autobots in his memories was way different than he was used to. They seemed more basic in a way.
Okay.
Taking a deep breath Jack tried to figure out what was going on. He didn't go through Megatron, Unicron, getting optimus' memories and facing a lot with out learning that his life was never going to be normal again. He just learned to use what his kind was well known for. The ability to adapt. Apparently his name was Jack Witwicky and he was with his cousin Daniel on Cybertron during the 1980's and was owning what he recognized as that fake Optimus mech built. Sitting up Jack frowned.
"Either I'm in another universe like the shadow zone or something else happened when I went to sleep last night. Well I'd better see about Nemesis Prime; I'm not sure how that thing followed me to this place" said Jack.
He stood and found the truck where he last knew his memories said it was. Getting in Jack drove to see his cousin and Uncle talking with this worlds version of Arcee and a few bots Jack never met in his world but apparently knew in this one. Thanks to Raf he was able to understand Blurr.
"Whoa Blurr, calm down you're talking too fast for them to understand what you're saying. Now what's this about a race you just had with Hot Rod?" asked Jack stepping out.
"How did you understand a word he said" asked Kup.
"Hang around him enough you just start to get used to his speed and mentally desperate his words" said Jack getting into the role he was given.
"Well come on than Jack let's get that old thing a tune up" said Sparkplug. "Right uncle" said Jack with a grin.
Unfortunately the tune up would have to wait; Deceptions attacked and the group entered a ship to go after them. 'What have I gotten myself into now!' Jack thought as their ship hit hyper drive and the shaking had caused nemesis to transform surprising the others.
"Jack what in the world..." asked Sparkplug.
"No clue uncle" said Jack before the ship crashed. Jack opened his eyes to see nemesis had moved on it's own to protect jack from the crash. He just sighed wondering what was going on here.
3.1 Yessir, that's some Decepticons doing a Peanuts gag.
3.2 This one stemmed from OathToOblivion and I discussing how Dinobot could be Zakutor in the Kyoryu Dinobots loops, while avoiding conflicting names.
3.3 The joke is 20% funnier if you've read the My Little Pony loops
3.4 Destabilizer/Pandora, Adamant/Urd, Midpoint/Belldandy/Verthandi, Test Track/Skuld
3.5 Sadly, this Galvatron lacks purple. Or does he?
3.6 I'd like to think Airrazor, Tigatron, Polar Claw, and a few others are on the ship, but that's for the writer to decide.
3.7 This author is on . please look at their profile when you are done reading this chapter. Thank you
3.8 Two in a row? This person works fast.
3.9 A Triple by this person. Wowza
3.10 Quadruple. That's amazing!
3.11 So, Spike is replacing Snarl. Well, if it works I'm not going to look to hard into it
Special: this came from someone on asking to do a loop instead of the usual suspects.