Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does.
"OWWW!" Yuki screamed in horrible pain.
"Mwuha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha~!" Kyo giggled.
"Kyo, why must you do such a thing!" Tears streamed down Yuki's face.
"I'm sorry, but, there is absolutely no reason for hitting you with a… NAPKIN!" Kyo proclaimed, yet again hitting the poor boy.
"But why? Butterfly and flower printed napkins are to painful to live through." He yelled in agony.
"Because Akito is to over-rated to inflict pain, but I am not!"
"…yet…"
So Yuki proceeded to die.
Authors Note: No I don't think I'm high, although my rooms smells of paint fumes…tee-hee! Hope you had a giggly fit~!