A/N: I recently received a review saying that Kirito seemed like an OC. This is because he's Kirito from Sword Art Online Abridged by SomethingWittyEntertainment. Also, there's the problem of how he got to Remnant. There are three options that I can see: Coma dream, Because I'm the author and I can do shit like that, or God magic. Vote with reviews or PMs.

Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY, SAO or SAO abridged. They belong to Rooster Teeth, Reki Kawahara and SomethingWittyEntertainment respectively.

The vial of red dust flew from Weiss' hand and rolled to a stop further down the path, where it was picked up by a girl wearing a black bow in her hair and reading a book.

"Unbelievable!" This is exactly the kind of behaviour I was talking about!" The heiress shouted at the younger girl, who was nervously poking her index fingers together.

"I'm glad I founded the Kirito is Always Right Foundation." Kirito murmered to himself.

"I'm really, really sorry." Ruby said to the Schnee.

"Uh, you complete dolt!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY GO-HAHAHAHA!" Weiss was interrupted by cacophonous laughter from Kirito.

"What's so funny?!" Weiss demanded.

"You-hahaha-called her haha a dolt! Hahahahahah! Who the fuck says dolt?! Hahahahahah!"

"Grrr...I'll deal with you in a minute." She turned to Ruby. "Now you! What are you even doing here? Aren't you a little young to be attending Beacon?"

"Well, I-I" Ruby stuttered.

"This isn't your ordinary combat school. It's not just sparring and practice, you know! We're here to fight monsters, so... watch where you're going!" Weiss scorned Ruby.

"Hey, I said I was sorry, princess!"

"It's heir-"

"You have no respect! Either of you! You *points to Ruby* are an immature child who shouldn't be here and you *points to Kirito* are a profane, disrespectful... dunce!"

"BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAhahah.. I'm gonna go tell your sister about your little outburst just now." Kirito responded, causing Weiss to flush red with both anger and embarrassment.

"Shes actually an heiress, not princess. Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world" Said an unknown voice.

"Finally! Some recognition." Weiss said in releif.

"The same company infamous for its controversial labor forces and questionable business partners." The new girl finished.

"Wha- How dare- The nerve of... Ugh!" Weiss stammered before collecting up her luggage and storming off.

"I promise I'll make it up to you!" Rugby shouted to Weiss down the path. She then turned to address the girl with the bow, but she was gone. "Huh. Thanks for the help Kirito, but what did you mean, tell her sister?"

"Well you see, Specialist Schnee and I have met before. I even have her phone number!" Kirito said. "Now, let me tell you a tale of how I met Winter Schnee."

(Ten months prior, one month after Kirito's arrival on Remnant.)

Kirito was strolling along a footpath through one of the snowy forests of southeast Atlas, his long, black coat billowing slightly behind him in the cool winter breeze, when he heard a large explosion above him. He looked up to see an Atlas ship with white and pale blue banners crashing towards the forest in a ball of flames. It hit the forest with a tremendous crash, followed by a second explosion, presumably of the fuel.

"They'll be fine." Kirito said to himself as he kept walking. A few minutes later, he came across the smoking wreck of the ship, and a woman with white hair covered in ash in a scraggly bun, wearing what was once formal white and blue clothing, but was now torn beyond recognition and blackened with soot.

"I knew it. Another successful day at the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

"Unbeliviable! Worthless rapscallions!" The woman muttered to herself, rather angrily, as she aggressively attempted to brush the ash and soot off her outfit.

"What happened? Did the engine go kaput?" Kirito asked mockingly. The woman looked up at him for the first time.

"No, I did not. I was shot down by some White Fang degenerates."

"Huh, didn't see another ship in the sky when I watched your's burst into flames." He scratched his chin in mock confusion. "Ah ha! They must've had some sort of cloaking tech, making their ship invisible to the naked eye! But then how would you know they were White Fang, if you couldn't see the emblem on the side?" He pointed to the woman. "You know, your story really isn't adding up. It seems to me, like something in the engine ker'sploded." He began laughing to himself quietly, when he suddenly found the tip of a rapier pressed against his throat. "Woooow, threatening me before you even know my name, moving a bit quickly aren't you? I could have you done for harassment." As he spoke, the frustration on the woman's face grew exponentially.

"Do you ever stop talking?" She asked, very openly agitated.

"Depends if there's something to mock, which in this case is you and your ship." The woman drew her sword back towards her. "Well, at least you have insurance, right?" She subtly looked at the ground. "You don't? Then you're screwed. That..." Kirito points to the shipwreck. "Is not going to be easy to replace." The woman suddenly launched a strike at Kirito's head, only to find it easily blocked by Elucidator.

"What...?" She said, bewildered.

"Introductions first, fights after." Kirito said in scolding tone.

"Specialist Winter Schnee of Atlas Military"

"Kirito, the Black Swordsman." He opened his arms in a welcoming gesture. "Now you can attack me." As soon as the words left his mouth, Winter launched a flurry of strikes at his torso and legs, only to find all but two of them parried. Kirito drew his second sword and swung it in a large arch at Winter's head. She deftly ducked under the attack, a smug smirk painted on her face. Suddenly, it was replaced with an expression of shock and horror as Elucidator collided with her lower torso, causing large amounts of pain, but not piercing her aura. She slid backwards onto her left foot and readied into an offensive stance. Kirito stood with his feet locked into place, his swords pointing upwards slightly diagonally. Winter summoned a staircase of glyphs, swiftly hopped from one to another, and launched an aerial attack on Kirito. Seeing the unusual display, Kirito dashed to the left out the direct path of the attack, and readied his swords in an 'x' formation. Winter was too busy climbing her staircase to notice this, and her attack glanced harmlessly off Kirito's block. The duel continued as a series of attacks, parries, and the occasional counter-attack. The two were so caught up in their fight, they didn't notice the Atlas ship land behind them. The soft hiss of the door was barely audible over the clanging of dust infused metal.

"Ahem."

"Huh?" Winter turned 180 to see Ironwood standing in front of her. "Sir!" She snapped to attention, her back turned to Kirito, who swept his leg into hers, tripping her up, and pressed Piece of Shit into the small of her back.

"I win" Kirito said smugly. Winter leapt to her feet, looking ready to kill Kirito in countless extremely painful ways, when she was interrupted by Ironwood ordering her back to the ship.

(Ten months later.)

"And that's how I met Winter." Kirito concluded his story.

"You beat Winter Schnee in a duel!?" Ruby shouted so loud, everyone in the courtyard, including Weiss, who shook her head in disbelief, heard her.

"Yeah, let's just say she was rather salty about it on our missions." He put a finger to his lips. "But that's a story for a different day. Let's get you to the welcome ceremony."

"Yeah!" Ruby span round and immediately collided with someone.

"Hi, I'm Jaune."