A/N: Guys, thank you so much for the great response I had! I hope you guys enjoy it as I do!

And as always a big big thanks to my beautiful friend and beta Lim (well-thats-much-better) - if it wasn't for her probably I'd be sitting here fantasizing about this story!

Disclaimer: I make no claim to these characters

Killian arrived at work finding Robin who was already waiting for him "Hey mate" Robin greeted him.

"Bugger off, I've got work to do" Killian grumbled.

"Someone seems in a mood, problems in heaven with the Swan girl?" Robin teased.

"She wants to have a baby" Killian turned to face him.

"With you?!" Robin asked surprised.

"No, she's looking for a sperm guy" Killian replied.

"Ah… she recognized you as a 'no good sperm'?" Robin laughed "So you're jealous, which is perfectly normal, you're also upset because she placed you in the 'friend-zone' and your manhood was underestimated when she rejected your seed"

"Okay stop right there. First of all, she didn't 'friend-zoned' me, we both did years ago, it was mutual"

"You know it isn't true, you both had your time together and you went all Killian on it"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Killian asked confused, narrowing his eyes at Robin.

"You've shared too much, too soon, which killed the romance"

"Which one of your three failed marriages taught you that lesson?" Killian replied sarcastically.

"All three of them, each in its own special way" Robin smiled.

"Thanks for your advice mate"

"Not a problem mate" Robin winked at him "By the way, why did you send me last night a picture of your armpit?"

"I told you I thought I had a tumor, and are you sure it was an armpit?" Killian quirked a brow and smirked before he left to his office.

For Emma the day had been tiring as hell, between work and going through the donors' profiles she found herself busy to the point of exhaustion.

She had an interview planned for the following day, an interview with a guy named Walsh, and she was still in the midst of reviewing his qualities.

Who adds working on a zoo with monkeys as a quality?

At least Killian hadn't exploded as she feared. They had shared a great amount of time together since high school, they knew everything about each other and she loved him for not leaving her side unlike everyone else.

"Emma please tell me that you didn't invite Killian tonight?" Ruby interrupted her thoughts as she leaned against the doorframe of Emma's office.

"Of course I did" Emma rolled her eyes.

"Will he bring that internet girl?" Ruby asked in a tired voice.

"It was just a date Ruby"

"Shocker. I had orgasms that lasted longer than his relationships" Ruby gave her a wolfish grin.

"Ruby would you stop?"

"Sorry, I can't help it"

"I know that Killian can be a little, well Killian. But you know what happened with Milah, and how it affected him" Emma said, feeling the anger flowing through her veins.

"He built all those walls around him, and you're the only one he lets inside them"

Emma knew better than that, and that was why they were able to understand each other "I know there must be somebody out there for him"

"Well he's a good-looking sex on legs god who is just wasting his time" Ruby said before she left, leaving Emma alone with her thoughts.

When it was time for Emma to leave work, Killian was already waiting for her at the office building lobby. They walked together to Ruby's department talking about the rest of their day.

"You really should have gotten Ruby a gift"

"She's turning 28" He pouted.

"She won't forget that you know?" She reminded him.

"I know Swan"

"Killian, I was thinking that I want a donor who I could meet, you know look into his eyes and know he is it" Her eyes glinted as she spoke "I want a sperm that is fresh, not frozen"

"Frozen is so refreshing" He laughed sarcastically.

He'd been doing that a lot lately.

"What qualities would you like?" He finally asked.

"Sense of humor is the most important thing" She replied.

"Why do women always say that sense of humor is the most important thing? We all know that's a lie" He teased.

"It's kind of a high demand, you know?" She smiled "Also a funny sort of height"

"Funny height" He grinned.

"Oh, and beautiful eyes, I have a weakness for eyes, I have no idea where it came from" She gave him a genuine smile.

Once they arrived to the party everything was a fuss, it was Ruby's party after all. Emma left to greet a few work associates, while Killian went in search of a beer.

"Hey Killian Jones!" A really drunken Ruby smiled at him "Would you dance with me?"

"No, birthday girl. Sorry" He replied.

"Sometimes you're such a waste" Ruby said annoyed as Killian suppressed a grin "And you are dressed so nicely for my party, how sweeeeet."

"You're welcome" He said as a small grin tugged at the corner of his mouth.

"Never mind… I'm going to have some fun" She said as she turned to leave "Now who's dancing with me?" She asked loudly and the crowd cheered in reply.

Where's Swan?

He spotted her with a man he had never seen before as he made his way to her.

"There you are Swan!"

"Oh Killian! Killian, this is Jefferson Hatter. He is a writer, director" She smiled flirtatiously.

Flirting? Hell, no.

"Jefferson, this is Killian one of my oldest friends, he is a…"

"An entrepreneur" Killian stated "Hey mate"

"Hello, double threat" Jefferson nodded.

"Not a threat" Emma was quick to reply.

"Swan will you come with me for a second?" Killian pulled her by the arm.

"I want to stay" Emma raised her brow at Killian.

"I think not" He whispered as he shook his head.

"You said I had to sell" She whispered back.

"I've changed my mind"

"Oh… Jefferson would you hold on a minute?" Emma said as she turned to Jefferson.

"Of course, go on" Jefferson replied as he smiled at her.

Emma and Killian walked to the next room, stepping out into the balcony.

"Forget it Swan"

"What? Why? He could be it" She crossed her arms across her chest.

"He is married" Killian stated the obvious.

"Divorced" Emma shot back.

"And now he's lying" Killian sighed.

"How would you know that? You know my lie detector works perfectly fine"

"I know, and you know I believe in your superpower, but there is a mark on his ring finger. He won't be your donor" He said in conviction.

"You don't know that"

"I do" He crossed his arms across his chest.

"But he looked me right in the eyes Jones!"

"What are you talking about?"

"He could be my soulmate, the father of my child" She said exasperated "It's my life, and I'm the only one who can decide here"

"You know what Swan? You're right, this is your business. You're now on your own" He said as he left the balcony, locking the door behind him as a smirk spread across his face.

He walked down the corridor where he had spotted Jefferson.

"Hey mate, Emma had to leave" He smiled apologetically.

"What?" Jefferson asked confused.

"She had to go"

"Where? We were having fun"

"To a dealers' house, she went to get some drugs, ecstasy, viagra, and I don't know what kind of other bloody things" He grinned, feeling pleased with himself as he enjoyed the shock that took over Jefferson's face "But she said she likes you?"

"She likes me?"

"Oh yes, she definitely likes you. Hold on, you know what? I'll give you the address where you can find her" Killian smirked as he grabbed a napkin and a pen "Go on and find her Romeo" He handed Jefferson the napkin as he smiled, barely managing to stifle his laugh that threatened to burst out.

Still trapped on the balcony, Emma was pacing impatiently back and forth, muttering and cursing when she suddenly spotted Ruby that walked into the room, accompanied by a red haired man. Knowing that she was never going to stop hearing about it, but feeling that she didn't have any other choice, Emma knocked on the glass door, her knocks gradually becoming louder and louder until Ruby's eyes widened at the sight of her.

Oh my god, she'll never forgive her.

"Emma… what are you doing here?"

"Jones locked me up, I'm sorry Rubs" She apologized and smiled in slight embarrassment before she walked out of the room.

That son of a bitch was going to pay.

Her eyes scanned the room, flying back and forth as she searched the crowd until she spotted Killian, enjoying his chips and beer as a stupid gorgeous grin was plastered all over his face.

Gorgeous? What the hell Swan?

"You are coming with me. Now" She ordered, gritting her teeth.

They stepped out of the house, and Emma who was absolutely furious demanded that Killian would explain why Jefferson had disappeared from the party.

"You sent him to Washington Heights?" She refused to believe her ears, refused to believe what Killian had done.

"It was just an idea, Harlem is frightening, and I had to go higher" He said as he scratched his ear.

"Okay Jones stop. Why are you being so weird lately?" She glared at him.

God, he was giving her a headache.

"I am not" He denied.

"Yes you are" She shot him a look "Is this about the baby thing?"

"What do you want to hear Swan?" He sighed.

"Try the truth perhaps"

"I think it isn't right okay? It's not natural. Imagine you meet someone tomorrow, or in six months, then you realize you fell in love, and now it's too late" He finally said what was on his mind.

"That might never happen" She said coldly.

"You can't know that love" He said as he looked straight into her soul with his too blue eyes.

"You better than anyone knows this wasn't my plan either. I grew up in Storybrooke dreaming that one day I was going to be this successful lawyer. And now I am, but something is missing and now this will happen and my life seems a little brighter. It was never my plan to be on craigslist asking for some sperm!" She said tired.

Yup a headache was definitely coming.

"But you know what? I'm also scared" She admitted "I'm actually freaking out and now I can't ask for your support because everything I get is your judgment. You're supposed to be my friend, my best friend, the one that's always there for me"

"I'm your man-friend Swan, why can't you talk about this with Ruby? She's also your friend after all"

How dared he?!

"Okay, that's it Jones" She said annoyed "Maybe we should give us some time" She said before she hailed a cab.

"Of speaking about the baby?" Killian asked confused as Emma stepped into the taxi.

"I'll see you later Killian" She said as she closed the door, not bothering to look back, feeling tired and disappointed that the one person she trusted the most wasn't there for her when she needed him the most.

This really was going to be a long week.