Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC. Some of the ideas also come from "Double Arts" Manga. I do not own that either. I do recommend reading it though it has a good story line but ends abruptly. This is not a crossover I just used some ideas from it.
Italics = English Normal= Japanese
Chapter 3:
"Welcome," the shirtless men said in sink. Try not to blush; this will not work if you blush even if they are incredibly attractive and topless. 'I wonder what they would look like pants-less to'. Bad Alex, bad. Keep it PG, Keep it PG. After my mental rant which took less than a few seconds and thanked the heavens that I did not blush I smiled towards the men.
"Thankyou for those kind words of welcome, but may I ask what type of club is this. I was not able to find out with Hikaru and Kaoru dragging me with them." I smiled to the club with my most charming smile and my head tilted to one side.
I didn't have time to blink before a blonde-headed bishonen ran up to me and grabbed my shoulders. After glancing at me for a bit I was about to tell him to kindly release me when he spoke.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, who is this Gentleman you have brought with you, he doesn't seem to be a customer."
"This here is Alex Reid a transfer from Australia and is in our class." Hikaru spoke.
"You should have seen him; he had the whole class blushing like tomatoes after introducing himself." Kaoru added.
"Not to mention a few almost feinted." Hikaru said with a snigger.
"Oi don't talk about me like I'm not here -.-"
I was cut off and ignored by the Blonde when he started talking to the twins, I wasn't listening to the conversation anymore instead I was trying to suppress my anger. It's not easy to anger me, but these guys were doing a damm good job at it. One thing I hate the most is people interrupting me while I'm talking. Another is waiting for people. But I think being interrupted would be number one. For fuck sake I'm right here and there talking about me without even acknowledging me. Think calming thoughts, it's not like you can just throw them to the floor to get them to listen you have to keep your cool. At this point I believed I was shaking with rage and I could feel my face heat up.
"Oi," I Said in a deathly calm voice. No-one seemed to notice.
"Oi," I repeated I bit louder, but still using the same tone of voice. By now it was getting really hard to control my temper. Next minute I was pulled into a hug by a small blonde headed boy.
"Are you ok you look sick," he said smiling to me. "You were shaking and your face was turning red."
My anger was finally going down just by being hugged by this small boy. I let out a long breath and combed my fingers through my hair relieving the stress that had built up.
"Thankyou but I'm quite alright, I should probably give you my gratitude though. I have some anger management issues when I get interrupted or ignored. If you hadn't come over I believe we would need to take your friends up to the hospital wing." I said smirking towards him. He was a few inches shorter than me but he had an incredibly toned body. His facial features where soft and his chocolate brown eyes were large and caring.
"It's ok there usually like this," he said never dropping his smile that seemed to light up his face. "My name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka and that's Takashi Morinozuka." He said pointing to a tall guy holding a pineapple. "But you can call me Hani and Takashi, Mori if you like"
"The one with the glasses is Kyoya Ootori or Kyo-chan , the blonde is Tamaki Suoh or Tama-chan and I suppose you already know Hika-chan, Kao-chan and Haru-chan." He said pointing to each individual.
"It has been decided," the blonde well Tamaki said cutting in while doing a dramatic pose towards me holding out his hand. "Starting from today, Alex Reid, you are part of the Host Club!"
"A host!" I repeated, 'oh god he can't be serious'.
Ugh, how did I get dragged into this mess? Oh yeah because of the obnoxious blonde chara deciding on the spot while pointing at me that I would be his new addition in the club. Well then game on Baka-ouji, I bet I can play this game better then you. I was currently waiting at a table over to the side of the room for my first customer to be decided, my eyes drifted out the window in a glazed over fashion making me look distant and sad. I could hear a few sighs in the background, but I cared not to pay attention. Until I heard a chair being pulled out at my table, I turned to look at my client.
"I'm sorry my dear if I kept you waiting, I was lost in my thoughts for a moment." I spoke in a soft voice; leaning over I used my thumb and forefinger to tilt her chin up at me. "But because of you my thoughts have now drifted to something else, and for that I'm grateful." The girl in question just stood there limp with her face as red as lobsters until she slid off her chair. Oh my I think I made the poor girl feint, what is wrong with the girls at this school.
"Ano, I think I may need some help," I called to the host club. "I believe my client has either passed out or needs an ambulance".
At this stage the Baka-ouji and companion , Kyoya I believe his name is, walked up to me and asked me what happened, I told them I just apologised for not seeing her sooner and then she just dropped. They nodded while Kyoya told Mori to take her to the infirmary while telling us that she just feinted.
"Would you mind showing how exactly it happened." Kyoya said. I went and sat back in the seat I was in previously.
"Do you think one of you would be able to walk up to me, not saying anything and sit in the chair after counting to 3."
"Haruhi would you like to do it." He called to the smaller guy. He nodded a reply and stood a bit back while I gazed out the window.
After a few seconds Haruhi sat down in the chair and I repeated my actions. After that was done I was face to face with a blushing boy and most of the females fanning themselves with their hand with the rest with visible nose bleeds almost knocked out.
Sighing to myself, I stand up out of the chair turning to the rest of the hosts.
Smirking to myself "Does this happen to all your customers, or is it just me." Score 1 for me, 0 for Baka-ouji.
The boys all looked towards me, thinking the same thing 'He's a natural'.
Tamaki just looked towards me with tears in his eyes.
"Alex-kun I knew you could do it, it must be my teaching. Two naturals at this just from listening to me and a few short demonstrations."
While Tamaki was off in fantasy land, I gave a devilish smirk towards the Host club. "Mmmmm, I knew I was sexi but damn. Hehehehe this just might be more fun then I realised. I accept your invitation into the host club" and with that I was affically a member of this club, though I could see Kyoya making notes in his book. Closely studying the boy I realised he might know that I was female, he did seem to have a interested and calculating expression as he wrote in his little whit book .
Oh well if he wasn't going to say anything she wouldn't bring it up to him.
This year is deffentally going to be interesting.
By the end club just before the guest left Kyoya spoke up, "Ladies may I please have your attention." When he felt all eyes were on him he continued, "As you all might be aware of now, this Saturday night we are hosting a dance party. I hope all of you are able to make it, before you leave if you which to attend please purchase tickets for the event. Last date will be on Friday afternoon, thankyou." He said with a dazzling smile.
After the females left the room Kyoya turned to Haruhi and I, "I hope you two can dance as you will be expected to for the party."
"Well I don't know about dancing, as the only real partys I've been to are ones hosted by the town," Haruhi spoke.
"I mean Ballroom dancing Haruhi."
"If its that then no I haven't."
Kyoya nodded his head as if expecting that answer from him. He then turned to me. "and you?"
"Mmmm, are you meaning standard ballroom or Classic?" I asked him (A/N I have no clue about this, its all made up ^^) "But even then I suppose it doesn't matter, I have mastered most dancing forms both male and female versions." I nodded in his direct, "But if you would allow me to show you just how graceful I can be I believe I can make your night," I gave him one of my flirtatious smirks.
He reached up and adjusted his glasses trying to hide the faint red tinge that graced his cheeks.
"Very well, I shall test your knowledge. Hani-sempai, please come here." He turned to look at the shortest of the group.
The small bundle of energy bounded over to the two. "What's up Kyoya?"
"I need you to test Alex's knowledge of dancing, since you two are of similar stature?"
The boy nodded in understanding and turned to me and held out his hand, "Shall we!"
The moment I took his hand sparks seamed to tingle up my hand. His hand seemed to fit perfectly within mine, it was then I knew that this boy had potential to become a great dance partner. I do not no weather it was because of the calming and sweet aura he had around him, or the strong hands that held my hand.
'Well now, he has defiantly caught my interest, now let's see if he can pass my dance, but not now, our rolls will have to be switched' I thought to myself.
"Allow me," I smiled to him and I took the males stance as lead in the dance.
The dance itself was perfect and beautiful, two bodies flowed together in such precision and elegance, it felt as if there was only the two of them.
Feeling the song end I broke apart from the ball of sunshine and bowed to him, "Thankyou for the dance." I said in a generally happy voice.
Turing to Kyoya, "I believe my skills are up to your standard then." I smirked at him.
"I believe so," He smirked back before writing something in his little black book.
Well now that's it for this chapter, I hope you will enjoy. Sorry for the long releases.
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