Author's Note: You can kill me now.
He'd never be used to their antics.
They had just finished their job to destroy a few monsters terrorizing a small village in the mountains; a simple quest that they may have been a bit overkill for, but their master had sent them none the less. It had taken less than an hour to find and destroy all three of them, leaving them with a mountain of free time on their hands and in a small town built of nothing but latched roofs and wooden plants, there wasn't much to do. It was Lector who came up with the idea by doing what he does best: teasing Frosch.
It started off a simple conversation, or more of Sting bragging about his latest girlfriend.
"I'm telling you, she's probably the best yet!" Sting said proudly, motioning to his chest.
Rogue rolled his eyes, growing tired of the repeated statement, "Sting, they're probably fake."
The blonde scoffed, "You're just mad because you've never had contact with anyone of the opposite sex. Even Lector had a girlfriend at one point!"
"Sting, that was one if your sluts who was more interested in the cat than you," Rogue replied, mild irritation showing in his voice."
Lector shook his head, ignoring the arguing mages for the time being. He let his large eyes scan the area before him before they landed on something; a bright green frog sitting on a tree stump. Ideas began formulating in his mind and he turned to the bickering mages, "Frosch has a boyfriend!"
Silence fell over them. Both Dragonslayers exchanged a confused look before focusing on the Exceed, whose expression mirrored theirs. "Wha?"
"Right there!" Lector said, pointing to the frog.
It croaked.
It wasn't long before Sting fell backwards in a fit of laughter that had tears forming in his eyes. Even Rogue couldn't help himself at the comment. Frosch turned to the offending amphibian and winced as its throat bulged.
"Wha! You guys are so mean!"