{"{}"this is going to be for my A/N's}

Disclaimer: Don't own anything but an ipod, and maybe some fictional characters Ill make up

(Hey, you guys should go to you tube and type in "Underwear goes inside the Pants", funny song)

When I woke up In the morning, I was in the camp's infirminary. My eyes ached against the quadrillion degree sun. I tried to move my left arm to block out the sun, but they had strapped it down. Damn. WELL, I had an idea, so I opened my eyes and groaned to get their attention and they all looked around really surprised. Halt, Cassandra {mind if I call her Evanlyn? I hate calling her Cassandra LOL}, Horace, and the Doctor I know to have the name of Kintelieze all ran to my side and were having shouts of surprise, happiness and confusion in their eyes.

I was even more confused so I groggily asked, "What?". My typical tired question.

Evanlyn squealed…HUH? Well she said, "Kintelieze said you probably wouldn't make it because you already lost way too much blood". Halt, Horace, and Kintelieze {those are ODD names} just nodded furiously {Question: how do you nod 'Furiously? someone want to tell me? I used it 'cause it sounded right}

I replied sarcastically, "I'm still here Aren't I? So what is there to be shocked about? Not really that surprising, I've been stabbed 6 times AND shot in the sternum. So just calm down and tell me what the living hell happened to get me in this stupid bed". They all looked at me like they just saw a ghost. Am I one? I'll ask that later.

Horace told me what happened and the memories came rushing back to me so I asked, "Why the hell did you twiddle your thumbs? Are you cocky or something 'cause you took a while to get ready because you were stretching and yawning".

Horace blushed sheepishly {what's that, my mom told me to put that in but she walked out :^/} and told us, "I was twiddling my thumbs because it helps release stress in a battle and I yawned and stretched because I fell asleep. I…" I interrupted him at this.

"Why in the name of Gorlag were you ASLEEP?" I was shrieking at this point { As they were talking, the doctor stayed silent and released the straps so Will could sit up} "are you REALLY that tired, cocky, or oblivious?"

Well, WILL," Horace is shouting," I was up ALL last night finishing battle plans while you were doing your scary little ranger business that makes us wonder. And if you guys are SO good at this sneaking and shooting crap, then why did Krentell die? HUH?!?!?!?!"

I whimpered, " stop yelling" and passed out.

***Present Day***

"Will, are you alright? You were shaking like crazy in your sleep, What happened?" Alyss said worriedly next to me on our King size bed. { This is 5 years after book 6 (Latest in time us in America can get yet, Only May 6)}

I groaned and told her everything that had happened. She bit on her, as I like to call it, 'perfect' lip. I don't know if it is what you think about your girlfriend/wife when your in a relationship, but damn is she bea-utiful. She just looked at me funny and said go back to sleep, so I wrapped my arms around her and happily complied.

I found myself saying, " 'night Alyss, love ya me darlin'".

She chuckled and replied, "love ya too Will".

{How did you like this chapter? Friends brother's bday today, lots o' swimming. And to the reviews, I have made little stories for like birthdays and such but that's it}

:^Dallas -- :^Dituri