We Know All!

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Panda-Chan: "Hey, hey, hey! It's us again! Sorry for the extremely slow update once more! My excuse, same with other authors, school and homework…yeah…"

Karin: "They won't fall for that easily! They're not mental patients! Sheesh!"

Panda-Chan: "Whatever…anyway, on to the questions you are DYING for everyone to answer!

To: Kirio Questioner: Misha12

Question: "If you really want to hit Kazune low, play dirty. Suck up your pride and kill/hurt/threaten to hurt someone. Would you threaten to hurt someone? Or are you a big softie? -Pokes Kirio's stomach-"

Kirio: "Me? A softie? I think not! Really, a man like me being soft is out of the question! I really—…!"

Panda-Chan: "Um, Kirio, just ANSWER the question…"

Kirio: "Um, ahem, forgive me…-clears throat-…I would threaten to hurt someone if they interfered with my duties, for example, Kazune-kun. He's just a pain in the behind that should really learn his manners…"

-Kazune walks into the room-

Kazune: "Karasuma! Who invited you?"

Panda-Chan: "Um…Kazune-kun…this is a realm for ALL Kamichama Karin characters, not just the "Good Guys". He's a KK character, is he not?"

Kazune: "He doesn't deserve to be one!"

Kirio: "How dreadful of you to say! The fan girls love me!"

Panda-Chan: "Shut up you popcorn ball brains!"

-Crickets chirp-

Kirio: "Popcorn ball brains? Is that the best you can do?"

Panda-Chan: "No, it isn't, I've called people worse names sometimes, but I just wanted you two imbeciles to shut up…"

Kazune: "Ah, makes sense now…"

Panda-Chan: "All right then, next question…

To: Kirika Questioner: Misha12

Question: "Why did you go through all that trouble to change your gender, when you'd be criticized by your brother, because you just want to help?"

Kirika: "I truly wanted to assist my elder brother to help Himeka…well, our Himeka-chan, that is…and I really don't know WHY Koge-Donbo made me disguise myself as the opposite sex…"

Karin: "And I thought she would answer the best so far…-sweatdrops-"

Kazune: "It's still better then your answers, ha! Girls can be so dumb with answering questions sometimes! –Laughs-"

Karin: -karate chops Kazune- "Shut up, chauvinist!"

Panda-Chan: "Hey, hey, you two! No fighting in the realm of reunion!"

Karin and Kazune: "Realm of Reunion?"

Panda-Chan: "Ahem…when all the KK characters have a party while I read off the questions in this question packet on the stage while everyone else discusses crap (and there is also music in the background! Soulja boy, woot!) OOH! HEY, EVERYONE, LET'S DANCE TO THE SOULJA BOY!"

(I think about the KK characters doing this dance; it would be hilarious, especially seeing Kirio and Himeka do it! HA! Well, the dancing continues…)

Panda-Chan: "Okay, I'm pooped, so let's read off this next question!

To: Kazusa Questioner: Misha12

Question: "Why are you so oblivious to the world? And why are you so tolerant?"

Kazusa: "Oblivious…really? Well, I mean, I guess I am after thinking hard about it…-sweatdrops while laughing-. And I suppose I AM tolerant as well. I am oblivious because I guess I think too tolerant about my life and how it is going. Does that answer make sense?"

Panda-Chan: "Okay, I'm officially confused, can you repeat that?"

Kazusa: "Um…not really…"

Panda-Chan: "O…kay…then…next question?

To: Kazune Questioner: KamichamaKarinLover25

Question: "Why do you drink?"

Kazune: "…"

Panda-Chan: "Ha, KamichamaKarinLover25 is always saying silly jokes about you Kazune, haha!"

-Silence-

Kazune: "…"

Panda-Chan: "WHOA! IS IT TRUE?"

Kazune: "I…need to go…"

Panda-Chan: "NOT SO FAST! You still have some more questions!

To: Kazune Questioner: KamichamaKarinLover25

Question: "What do you think of the Kazune-Z, your fan club?"

Kazune: "Oh, those annoying girls? Well, at least they don't hate me, but still, I wish they'd just leave me alone sometimes…they get in my way of things…"

Panda-Chan: "Anything else to add to that?"

Kazune: "Yes…why are they nameless? They are just called "The Kazune-Z"! Do they have any cute names?"

Panda-Chan: -Silent for about five minutes- "You know what Kazune, I've thought the same exact thing!

Karin: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Kazune-Z: "EVERYTHING!" –walk away-

Karin: -sweatdrops- "Um…alright…then?"

Panda-Chan: "Next question…one more for you, Kazune…for now…

To: Kazune Questioner: KamichamaKarinLover25

Question: "Will you attack the Kazune-Z, if you found that the Kazune-Z had been bullying Karin?"

Kazune: "BULLYING KARIN! WHAT? I'LL GET THOSE BIT-"

Panda-Chan: "Yo, Kazune, I don't think you should say "bitches" with all those fan girls reading this…"

Kazune: "You're right, sorry…well…I guess I would…-silence for 10 minutes- RIGHT NOW!"

Kazune-Z: "Kujyou-kun, what's up?"

Kazune: "Oh…everything is up…everything…"

Kazune-Z: "Kujyou-kun, why do you have glaring red eyes like that? EEEKS!"

-Censored for violence-

Panda-Chan: "Now that the Kazune-Z have been safely sent to the hospital, we shall continue with the next question…

To: Kazusa Questioner: KamichamaKarinLover25

Question: "What do you think of your brother, Kazune?"

Kazusa: "Oh, Kazune? Well, he is very odd when it comes to battling Karin in pointless arguments, I'll tell you that. Hehehe…but, he is a very good fighter and always sticks up for himself and never gives up…that's what I look for in a true brother…"

Panda-Chan and everyone else except Kazusa: " –Sniffle- That was the most beautiful answer we have heard so far…so…touching…"

Kazusa: "Ah…um…thank…you…guys?"

Panda-Chan: "GROUP HUG!" –Grabs Kazusa and everyone else in the cast (except the Kazune-Z) and squeezes them-

Kirika: "Um…that was kind of random…haha…"

Panda-Chan: "Agreed…now on to the next question! Ooh, a character from Kamichama Karin Chu!

To: Jin Questioner: KamichamaKarinLover25

Question: "Why do you like Karin so much? There are tons of fan girls (I point over there at the crowd of fan girls that are trying to push da Panda and the security over) that you could have chosen, but I hate you so don't worry!:D"

Jin: "Agh, sorry I'm late! –Pushes fan girls out the window, but all manage to survive- Haha, sorry again…ooh, did I get a question…lemme see!"

Panda-Chan: "-Thinking in head- If he sees the part where KamichamaKarinLover25 said that she hates him, I'm worried he'll go ballistic…I have to do SOMETHING…"

Jin: "Let me see it, Panda-Chan!"

Panda-Chan: "HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" –Rips the bottom part of question-

Jin: "Um…what just happened…?"

Panda-Chan: "Just answer the question…please…-panting then faints, Karin grabs a fan and tries to return oxygen into my body-"

Jin: "I like Karin because she is a very attractive young girl. Really, they are rare to find, I felt a feeling in my heart for my little "goddess", Karin-chan…"

Kirio: "Ew…"

Jin: "Eh? What do you mean by 'ew'?"

Kirio: "Lose the sap, it is god damn annoying…"

Panda-Chan: "Guess what, y'alls? I'm alive! But, I'm afraid we are out of time for now! And by the way, to author MewCuxie12, you ARE allowed to ask little Suzune-chan a question! "

Suzune: "Hi peoplws…!"

Panda-Chan: -Gasps- "YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!"

Suzune: "WAAAH! MUMMY, DADDY, DIS WADY IS SCAWING ME!"

Panda-Chan: "Scaring you? Well, I never!"

Kazune: "By the way, before we leave, Panda-Chan, why are you so excited about your next language arts unit in your class?" –comforts Suzune-

Panda-Chan: "Well, our LA class started the "Suspense Unit"! We get to watch different scary movie clips and near the end, we get to write our own little suspenseful cliffhanger stories! I'm excited! But I'm still brainstorming on some ideas!"

Himeka: "Tell us, what were some of the movie clips, Panda-Chan?"

Panda-Chan: "They were from Deep Blue Sea, What Lies Beneath, Panic Room, Hide and Seek, The Others, and Urban Legend!"

Karin: "Ooh, how horrific!"

Panda-Chan: "And for my suspense story, my best idea is about a girl (who looks similar to Kisa-chan from Fruits Basket) who kills people for revenge. She has her eyes closed when she is not killing, but when her eyes are opened up, that means someone will die!"

Kazusa: "Oh my, how scary!"

Panda-Chan: "I'll tell you more when we finish up answering more questions! We will attempt to update a lot sooner! Sorry for the slow update once more!"

Suzune: "Bye, see you all wayter!"

Continued in Part Three…