Brooklyn
1. Tell him Kai deserved to win every beybattle they had!
2. Ask him if he's gay. You just never see Brooklyn with girls. Besides that Ming Ming tart from his team.
3. Call him a mute for never talking.
4. Then call him a puppet for BEGA.
5. Suggest he switch places with Kai for a day, putting up with Tyson. Maybe then he'll have a reason for not talking.
6. Tell him that he's more cyborgy than Tala ever was.
7. And the only difference between Tala and Brooklyn, is that Tala's actually HOT.
8. Tell him to can the god damn smiling. Because that makes Kai better than him too.
9. Dye his clothes ANY other color but white, preferably black. The world is tired of seeing Brooklyn, the Ordained Minister, wearing white.
10. Hey! That's a good idea! Send Brooklyn to ministery school. Tell him it was for his own good.
11. Sign him up for Anger Management. That little stunt he pulled could've landed Kai in a worse place than a hospital.
12. You know, Brooklyn could go to carpentry school too. He destroyed half the fuckin TOWN!
13. Offer to have sex with him. He will either refuse because he is too religious, or say yes. If he says yes, confront him with 'hey,aren't you a priest or something?"
14. Tell him to get haircut. At least spikes look GOOD on the other boys. Mainly Kai ^^
15. Ask him to compare Hilary and Ming Ming-And which one he would like to fuck more. Then, you can add in 'Dressing a male up like one of the females is not an option'.
16. Buy him a bunny. Then kill it.
17. Eye him weirdly. Then ask 'Where the fuck did you come from anyway?'
18. Make it clear to him that the world hates him. Being a goody-two-shoes does nothing for ya here, buddy.
19. Laugh at him when he talks to you. Talking, for Brooklyn, should be a special occasion. Now, ignore him like you could care a lot less.
20. Wreak whatever hell you can. Brooklyn likes 'Peace, and Love.'