Blaine dropped his pants to reveal to Sam his pink boxer-briefs.
"Wow," said Sam, "those really are gay."
"I told you!" said Blaine.
Sam laughed. "Alright, drop them!"
Blaine hooked the waistband and tugged his underwear down.
"Nice cock," said Sam.
Blaine blushed, but Sam interrupted before he could speak.
"How do you get your hair so well groomed?"
Blaine blushed even harder.
"It's just this process I have."
"You should show me some time at the beach."
Blaine and Sam locked eyes.
"After all," said Sam, "Who knows what kind of trouble we'll be getting into."
Blaine sat in the choir room, looking over the list of people Mr. Schuester had given him and trying to match up people to rides. It appeared that he would be going the earliest, that night, to prepare the house for everyone. Blaine only knew of Sam and Jake as people who could ride down that early, so he put them in his car. Kitty and Marley would be going with Brittany on Monday, after traffic had died down. Blaine sighed at the thought of all the people who couldn't make it.
"Only six people?" he asked himself, "Really?"
Blaine was packing up his things to go home when his phone rang.
"Hello?" answered Blaine.
"Blaine," his mother said from the other end, "I almost forgot about something."
"What is it, Mom?"
"When you said you were bringing friends to the beach house, that did include an adult, right? I can't have a bunch of high school kids there alone, and I know you don't want me or your father there the whole time."
Blaine grimaced. There was no adult coming.
"Can I get back to you on that?"
"Well..."
"Thanks, Mom. I love you! Bye!"
Blaine hurriedly ended the call and ran into Mr. Shue's office. There at his computer Blaine saw Finn.
"Finn!" exclaimed Blaine.
"Hey, guy, what's going on?"
"Listen," said Blaine quickly, as if Finn would plan something else to do while talking to him, "What are you doing for spring break?"
Finn replied, "I was just going to work around the garage. Burt has some things he needs me to do. Did you have something else in mind?"
"Actually, the glee club is going on spring break to my family's beach house, and my mom just called asking if we had an adult coming with us and..."
"I see," said Finn, "You want me to come to the beach with you guys so you have an adult who won't really be an adult."
"Well," said Blaine, I really just want an adult period, but that would be nice too.
"That sounds great!"
"Really," asked Blaine.
"Yeah, I haven't had a vacation in a while. I do need to get stuff done for Burt though. I may only be down there by Tuesday or Wednesday."
"That's okay! My mom will not know the difference as long as someone is there!"
"But I know I'm doing you guys a pretty big favor to look the other way when you get into trouble."
Finn gave Blaine a look, and Blaine understood Finn wanted something.
"How about I owe you one?" offered Blaine.
"What exactly is this 'one?'"
"I owe you one favor to do anything you want on spring break, within reason."
"Within reason?"
"Within spring break reason!" said Blaine.
"That's what I like to hear. I'll see you on the beach."
Blaine left the office to head toward his car. On the way, he called his mother to give her the good news.