I hope you didn't miss chapter 2, which was uploaded earlier today.

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3. Friday night - part one

When Olivia and Nick returned to the squad room they quickly did the paperwork on their case. Elliot and Amanda also came back and all the other detectives were already there. They were all doing their paperwork until exactly five, and then the weekend would start.

"So what do you all do for fun around here?" Nick asked, being the new guy.

"Well," Monique replied, looking at the new guy seductively, "nobody ever gets assaulted or groped on weekends in New York so we have two whole days and three nights off. We always start our weekend with booze and sex in the cribs."

"Do the people from the DA's office ever join you?" Nick asked, and everyone knew why he was asking.

"They will if we invite them," Carisi explained. "Do you want me to call him? Er… them?"

"That would be nice," Nick said.

Carisi made the call and they all finished their paperwork at exactly five. Cragen came out of his office and wished everyone a good weekend before walking off to go home. Nick looked at the others and noticed that Elliot wasn't in his chair anymore. Olivia saw his questioning look and explained,

"The Captain never joins us. At the moment, Amanda is the only one that goes on her knees for him because she wants a promotion so…"

"But I thought he was your sugar daddy?" Nicks asked, confused.

Olivia let out a long moan and shifted in her chair. Elliot had crawled under their joined desks and Nick realized what he was doing to Olivia with his tongue.

Between moans and sighs Olivia told him,

"Yeah, ohmygod. Cragen buys me endless - ahhh - supplies of sugar and - hmmmmm - candy. What has that - oh El - got to do with anything?"

She closed her eyes then and almost bucked off her chair when she reached an incredible climax. Nick looked around and saw that Munch was touching himself and Monique was trying to rub Fin through his pants, but he kept pushing her away. Amanda approached Nick and smiled. Nick remembered what Olivia had told him and grabbed her boobs through her thin blouse. No bra.

"Come on stud, let me show you the way to the cribs," Amanda drawled, taking his hand, and he followed her obediently.

The others also shut down their computers and closed their files, Olivia fixed her pants and Elliot came out from under the desk. The weekend had officially started.

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"Hey everyone," a soft voice said at the door.

"Casey!" the all shouted.

They had just rearranged the room, that didn't look anything like the cribs you'd see on TV. The walls were light and there were lamps in the corners, giving the room a soft glow. Three huge double bunk beds lining three walls were neatly made with colorful bedding and there was a huge black leather sectional in the middle of the room, facing the door as well as large flatscreen TV.

Fin was flipping to his favorite porn channel and sat back contently with his beer in the middle of the couch. Monique knew she wasn't going to get any action from him until he took her home later so she turned to the new guy that was sitting on his other side. However, Amanda was already straddling Nick and they were making out while the blonde unzipped Nick's pants and got him ready for her. Amanda usually wore short skirts and everyone knew she didn't bother with underwear so Monique focused on Casey Novak, who had come in and closed the door behind her.

"Barba will be here in fifteen. He needed to freshen up first, he told me," Casey announced.

Casey glanced around until she spotted Nick, being ridden enthusiastically by Amanda.

"Yeah. That's him," Monique told Casey, who smirked.

"I see," she hummed. "I absolutely see."

Kathy also came in, knowing where to find her man, and she and Munch occupied one of the top beds. Elliot and Olivia were in a bottom bed behind the sectional, but they had already finished and gotten redressed, and were now drinking wine and watching Fin's porn channel from the bed.

Carisi sat down next to Monique and started making out with his partner. Casey decided to sit on one of the empty bottom beds until the others would arrive. She kicked off her heels and glanced at Fin. She sighed. The fact that Fin was the only one who never let loose on Friday night was fascinating and she'd had many wet dreams about the man.

"Hey hey, I brought wodka!" she heard a very familiar voice say when the door opened once more.

"Alex!" everyone shouted before returning to whatever they had been doing.

Alex went around the room to kiss everyone on the lips and lingered a bit when she kissed Elliot. Olivia made room for her friend and decided to move to the bed Casey was sitting on.

Casey quickly took off her jacket and blouse, knowing that the brunette detective couldn't resist her full breasts. Olivia growled and pushed the redhead on her back. Casey closed her eyes and let the brunette ravage her breasts.

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TBC with part two. What will happen between Barba and Nick?

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