Hey, I've released chapter 3. This one is mostly Everybody Hates Chris. People are actually starting to review my story. This is my second story on Fan . I didn't think people will review it.

(Chris is in his bed. It is 1:00 am on a school night. He stayed up late because he was doing a due next day project)

Chris: Finally, sleep time.

Suddenly, Malvo somehow got into the room.

Chris: Ahhh! Malvo, how did you get in here?

Malvo: I'll be there for that gold chain when you least expected it!

Chris: What are you gonna do! Man, c'mon! I'll give it to you tomorrow.

Malvo: There is no tomorrow. Today was your deadline. Now, you still don't have my gold chain!

Malvo picked up a baseball bat and swung it at Chris.

Chris: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Before the bat hits Chris. His alarm clock woke him up at 5:30. It was a dream.

Chris: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Rochelle was at Chris's door.

Rochelle: Stop screaming and get up, boy! Chris, it's time for school, and pick that (dang) yo-yo off the floor!

Chris got up, brushed his teeth, put on his lucky socks, and went outside to the living room for breakfast.

On the TV, strange things were being reported.

TV: An UFO has been sighted in New York City and near Lake Michigan. It was described as a dragon, flying through the air. The witnesses were checked by their doctors and did not have hallucination problems. The dragon appeared to be green, with 3 to 5 people sitting on him.

Julius: That's probably just made up.

Rochelle: Time for you to go to school, Chris.

Chris got out of his chair, said goodbye to everyone, and left for school. He walked carefully down the stairs and the lucky socks were actually lucky and he did not fall.

Chris took two buses, one black, one white (no one sits near him-racist), to school. Then, he got off the bus and started walking towards school.

He was just starting to walk when he saw a dragon in the air. He tried to ignore it, but the figure kept coming closer to him.

The figure was coming closer and closer. He looked away and walked on. He forgot about it for a while.

He was very close to the school. Somehow, it is very empty. Maybe he was late. No, he's actually pretty early today? He walked faster to the school to see what was going on.

He suddenly remembered about the dragon and he looked up. The, suddenly, a dragon with 4 or 5 people in robes on it landed about 5 feet from him.

Chris: Ah! Yah! Where did you come from?

A small and bald Chinese kid hopped off of the dragon and walked up to Chris.

Omi: Greetings, Stranger! We're sorry to suprise you, but I think you are wearing our Shen Gong Wu!

Please give it back.

Chris: Sheng gong wu? What the (heck) is a Shen gong wu? Are you talking about my lucky socks?

Omi: Sheng Gong Wu are mystical weapons that Grand Master Dashi used against Wuya, the Heylin witch, years ago. You are wearing one of them. It is the Socks of Guan. Dojo.

Chris saw that the dragon who was once huge turned to a 2.5 feet little dragon. The dragon, Dojo, he thought, pulled out a scroll.

Dojo: The Socks of Guan allows the user maximum strenghth in kicking.

Chris: No, man. I ain't giving you my lucky socks. I ain't no fool!

A South American kid came up to Chris.

Raimundo: Hey, wanna trade? We'll give you this!

Raimundo pulled out a pair of old gloves of his.

Raimundo: The gloves of Dashi! It allows the user to be lucky when worn!

Chris: Yes, this one is sure to work! I trade!

Rai and Chris traded their item.

Chris: Thanks!

Raimundo: Oh, you are very welcome.

Omi: I did not know Dashi wore gloves!

Clay quickly covered Omi's mouth.

Chris: Bye

Xiaolin App.: Bye!

The Xiaolin Apps hopped on Dojo and rode away. In ten seconds, they were out of earshot.

Kimiko: Nice! We got this one before Chase!

Dojo: By the way, nice plan tricking that kid with the fake Sheng Gong Wu.

Rai: Yeah.

Omi: What, as a Xiaolin warrior, we are not supposed to lie!

Clay: Well, we have to once in a while.

(Back with Chris)

Chris reached the school's front doors, pulled on them (A sign on the door said: Pull), and they did not open.

Suddenly, Chris saw Mrs. Morello.

Mrs. Morello: Chris, the school is closed today.

Chris: Okay.

Chris walked down the steps in the front of the school. He wasn't walking Carefully because he thought the gloves were really lucky.

Suddenly, he fell and landed in a puddle.

Chris Rock in the background: I've got to stop believing in superstitions!

Everybody Hates Chris!