Thanks to all for your reviews and questions!! My kitty and I are very grateful for each one!

And if anyone has and late questions after that person's chapter has been posted, I can add them if you really want me to. And at the begining of each chapter I'll tell you if any new questions have been added to old chapters.

OK, I'm done ranting.

Disclaimer: Even though Max, Fan, and Iggy say I don't have to say this, I'm not JP.

Interview 3: Iggy

Rita: Welcome back to Storybook Studios! This week's guests are the Flock from Maximum Ride! And our next Flock member is my personal favorite...Iggy!

(applause)

Iggy: D-Did you hear something?

R: Uh, no. It was probably just your imagination. So, anyway, how are you doing?

I: Fine…are you sure you didn't—

R: Yes, it was nothing. Now, Iggy, what's your opinion on fanfics in general?

I: I like them. It's neat to let other people make up what happens next, they've got some great ideas.

R: **scribbles furiously in notebook** Uh huh, and so you'd encourage them?

I: Defiantly.

R: That's good. Now for shipping: how do you feel about the pairings fans write about?

I: Well, they're ok. But there's really no romance within the Flock except for Mr. and Mrs. Fang.

R: **holds in laugh** Oh, I see. So what about the pairings besides Fax? Like Niggy, Fudge, and Figgy?

I: Niggy, ain't gonna happen no way no how. Fudge…I really want to know who even started that, cuz they are messed up. And Figgy? Wtf? Fang and I aren't gay! Ok, maybe emo boy is, but not me!

R: Interesting. But now here's the big one: what about Eg—

I: No.

R: Really? Then why'd you cut me off? Could these be feelings being held back, fighting to burst forward and admit themselves? If you really do like her, Iggy, you have to say so. The people need to know! If it's no true and you want the rumor to end, just tell the truth! But, I think you really do like her.

I: **red face** Oh, shut up…

R: Alright, alright, we can move on **coughcoughellalovercoughcough**

I: HEY!

R: Hee hee, sorry. Anyway, next up: pregnancies.

I: Your joking.

R: Nope.

I: Ugh. I think they're awkward, weird, and probably would never happen. And they're only funny when they're between Fang and Max. When it's me, I hate it. But hey, I totally understand them. What girl would want me that much?

R: Well you can scratch me off the list. Let's go to something less disturbing: personalities. Do you believe fanfictioners are true in there writing with the way they make the Flock act?

I: Mostly, yeah. Except for my hair color. It's strawberry-blond, not red. There's a big difference. But hey, I mean, no one's gonna get us perfect. We're all one-of-a-kind and unique. Besides, my awesomeness is sometimes just too much to put in to words.

R: Eh heh…well, you're not at all self-centered.

I: Really? Max says I am.

R: No, no. You're so humble. So, next question…do you think disclaimers are necessary? Why or why not?

I: No way! Who cares about a stupid disclaimer? You don't need it; I know you're not JP. You shouldn't have to follow that stupid rule or the whole "mature content" rating thing. If you want to write like that, go ahead, but you shouldn't have to label it "mature".

R: Yeah, but a lot of those one's aren't appropriate for younger children.

I: So?

R: You think kids should be able to read M rated stuff?

I: They're gonna have to hear it someday.

R:…ok….We don't have too much time left, but would you mind taking some fan questions?

I: Not at all.

R: Randomitis Sufferer asks: What are your views on the chatroom fics? Seeing as your blind. And what's your view fax? Do you think it's funny, or wrong, or sweet?

I: Chatroom fics are fine. I don't usually read them. Actually, I never read them; I get them read to me. And Fax is funny, wrong, and sweet all at the same time. But maybe not that sweet or wrong; it's just mostly funny.

R: I see. Ok, Readerchick would like to know: Do you wear sun glasses? Do you sing? And would you date me?

I: Don't need them, I look hot without them. Yes, but very badly. And depends; are you sexy?

R: May I say…creepy?

I: I'd be insulted if you didn't.

R: Well than I will. You're creepy. Next question, from Midnightwings4159:I suggest the all mighty question: where do you store your bombs?

I: Sorry, that's classified. But they're defiantly not hidden anywhere so obvious that Max would never look there. Like behind in a secret panel in the front closet. Nope, defiantly not in there.

R: Don't worry, I won't tell. OK, just a few more. This one's from 6464MiniDiceofRandomness: Iggy, who is your dream girl? Describe what she looks like and her personality. Oh, and remember Tess? The girl you met at the school in Virginia? What do you think of her? Do you like her?

I: Dream girl? Well, she's blond, tall, skinny, and needless to say sexy. She doesn't need much personality as long as she adores me and likes to live on the edge. And, yes, I remember Tess. She was…can we just go to the next question?

R: Answer it.

I: **sigh** …she was amazing. And yeah, I liked her.

R: Aw, so sweet! One more and we're done. Here's one from Twiligheer1211: What do you think of stories like mine, Disturbia? What do you think of it? What does the rest of the flock think?

I: I like that one a lot. Really creepy but so well written. And it would've been better if Max and Fang hadn't skipped most of the Faxness in it! I had to get Nudge to re-read it for me because I missed so much!

**bell rings**

R: Oh, looks like our time's up!

I: Where the hell did that noise come from?

R: It was nothing. Just one more quick thing before you leave.

I: Ok.

R: Everyone is dying to know: do you think you're as pervy as Max, Fang, and I do?

I: Can't deny it. Pervy and proud. Though, it does attract as many chicks as I'd like…

R: I wonder why. Well, anyway, it was great to have you here tonight!

I: It was great to be here.

R: Really?

I: No. I'm bored out of my mind.

R: Oh. I'm sorry. So folks, keep watching, because tomorrow we'll continue our interviews with Nudge!

I: Folks?

R: uh, I mean, er…

I: You're kinda creeping me out. And I'm usually the one to do that.

R: Eh heh, just forget about it. See ya.

I: Bye…

Hey, guess what? I LOVE reviews! And guess what else? There's an awsome button so you can WRITE REVIEWS! SO PRESS IT! PLEASE?! And remeber to leave pleanty of questions for NuDgE!! And, btw, the younger Flock members might get slightly different questions than the older ones.

Ciao!!

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