Chatroom: Chatroomy?gen
xSwantonBomberx: *dives into chat*
SheamlessFella: And then he offered me a banana and I didn't know THAT was what he meant by it! O.O
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: *lol* The mighty snake goes by many names. I call mine Anaconda. ;-)
SheamlessFella: *blink*
xSwantonBomberx: Call what Anaconda?
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: My bone because the Anaconda is the biggest snake out there.
xSwantonBomberx: Oh I get it man. It's like calling a fat guy slim. It's like … an opposite nickname.
SheamlessFella: *snerk*
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: Don't play dumb Jeff you know you've seen mine before in all of its massive glory.
xSwantonBomberx: *smh*
xSwantonBomberx: I bet Sheamus scares sex away with that pale wand.
SheamlessFella: :-(
xSwantonBomberx: Looks like a fuckin parsnip man.
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: Ha. I bet it blinds people.
xSwantonBomberx: Looks like a fuckin glue stick.
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: Lol!!
xSwantonBomberx: Looks like a fat fuckin joint
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: That no one wants to smoke
xSwantonBomberx: Pass that shit around
*SheamlessFella has left chat*
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: So what do you call yours Hardy?
xSwantonBomberx: A penis.
*MattyPants has entered the chat*
MattyPants: What are we talking about party people?
WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey: Cock.
MattyPants: Yum.
xSwantonBomberx: Jefflovescock?ygenEnigmaticy?genfuckme
*HunterHasHotdogs has entered chat*
HunterHasHotdogs: *pounce*
MattyPants: :-D
*WakeyWakeyEggsNSnakey has left chat*
HunterHasHotdogs: Has anyone seen my hammer?
MattyPants: Not since last night… *leer*
xSwantonBomberx: Jeffloveshammers?ygenDILLGAFgen?y
HunterHasHotdogs: Not that hammer Matt *lol*
MattyPants: That's the only hammer that matters
HunterHasHotdogs: You have a point there
MattyPants: Yeah I do how'd you know?
xSwantonBomberx: Jefflovespointsthereyge?nPeroxenigma
HunterHasHotdog: *lol* Want me to nail you then? *keeping in line with the carpentry innuendos*
MattyPants: Hell yeah screw me :3 with your big screwdriver
xSwantonBomberx: Jefflovestobescrewed?Drivery?genPerox
HunterHasHotdog: Lefty loosey righty tighty
xSwantonBomberx: Jeffstighty?genyEnigmathreesome
MattyPants: *giggles*
*MattyPants has left chat*
HunterHasHotdog: Jeff you wanna join?
xSwantonBomberx: Hell no I'm not into that stuff
HunterHasHotdog: …
xSwantonBomberx: ? (ygen)
HunterHasHotdog: You're not into it???
xSwantonBomberx: No man I never liked shop class. I took art.
*xSwantonBomberx has left chat*
*HunterHasHotdog has left chat*