A/N: Thank you everyone (all three of you :P) for your reviews! Really, they all mean so much to me and I always get super excited when I see them! Also thanks to my followers and favoriters as well! Never be scared to review! ;) The next chapter will probably be a one-shot from the RP forum I'm on, but I'll advertise that when I write it. Thank you Kelly for your request! It was very fun to write!

THE GREAT PRUSSIA'S DIARY: VOLUME 264

Guess who is awesome? I will give you a hint, it is not you. IT IS ME!

I am awesome, yes, though it is taking me quite a long time to respond to Prussia. I was always the Teutonic Knights, but I guess Prussia takes priority over that now. Ah, well, no matter, I am still the same me and I am still awesome.

That weirdo Poland recently granted a new Duke of Prussia, and everything is changing. Change is kind of scary, but I will adjust awesomely to whatever obstacles are thrown my way because I am awesome. Mein Gott, Poland is SUCH A WEIRDO!

Anyways, my stupid boss decided to marry some chick from Denmark named Dorothea. Many of the knights, many of MY knights, did them same! Now I, the awesome Prussia, will have to spend time with DENMARK!

Denmark is a loud nation with spiked hair and a hankering for alcohol. I do not know what I want to think about him yet, other than the fact that he is not as awesome as me. But, come on, you should know by now that's a given!

After going through so much in my beloved band of Teutonic Knights… Trying to communicate with that jerk France and the other stupid countries we tried to ally with.

I am still young, and though I am already awesome, my mature awesomeness is still budding. (I think I am starting to go through puberty, the same thing that made little boys into powerful men! I am going to be SO awesome when I grow up big and strong!)

Anyways, I am still young, and my leaders have said that we are crusading, fighting, and living for God. I have learned that God is the most awesome thing in the universe (next to me, but I get smacked when I say that to my knights), and he created the Earth and the moon and the stars. And me, too. Yes, he created me, and our Teutonic Knights.

Which means that when God created me, his awesomeness rubbed off on me. My awesomeness came from God, and nobody in my country can argue me on that. Yeah.

God and I can be awesome together forever. (Except I will always be just a teensy weensy tiny winy bit awesomer. That's okay, though, because God will save me as long as I behave, pray, and confess.)

If my boss sees this diary entry, he will whoop my ass. I must keep it hidden away from others, until I need it again.

After all, who knows when you'll need your old diaries?