iFucking Hate Puberty

III


Warning: Hardcore Smut ahead. Served tart, with a side of lemons. o,o


I pushed her against the wall, as I kissed her lips feverishly—filling her hot mouth with my tongue. I hear her moan in protest but I continue—pinning her hands up above her head.

"Sam… we can't… we can't do this" She says, but I just look at her & smile.

"Why do you always have to fight me?"

We both knew how this would end. She'd protest & protest yet I'd fuck her anyways. I kept her hands pinned down as I began nibbling on her neck—licking the sweat off her skin.

"Sam...pleeeaaase…" She moans again, but I ignore her & continue my assault, dropping her hands so I could feel her chest. I massage her breast through her shirt & my smile broadens when she groans in pleasure.

"Do you really want me to stop?" I ask her & she just looks at me with half-lidded eyes.

"You're mean" she groans.

"No" I say. "Just horny."

I push her back against the wall, so I could strip her of her shirt. She tries to stop me, but I'm much stronger. I rip the fabric & expose her large heaving breasts.

"Stop" She says again.

"Shut up" I say before I went down to kiss her nipple—suckling on the pink flesh while she writhed beneath me.

"Uggghhhh…."

"You are so hot, Carly Shay"

I unbutton my pants & she's too dazed to even notice the surprise I had in store. But I smile when she finally does. I had an eight inch strap-on that looked amazingly like the real thing & she could only gasp in astonishment.

I push her onto her knees & order her to suck its length. I couldn't help but groan, when she does. We were in one of the stalls in the school bathrooms where the walls were crammed with stupid high school gossip. Girls came in & out but none of them had any idea what was going on behind one of the doors.

I fell onto the toilet seat when she began to deep-throat my cock—sucking the growth with fervor while her knees endured the cold tiles of the bathroom floor.

"You're such a slut" I tell her as I pull her head in closer. I could hear her choke & I couldn't help but laugh.

I raised her to her feet & hiked up her skirt.

"Tell me how much you want it" I whisper into her ear.

She was rubbing herself onto me, completely oblivious of what I had just said. So I lift her by the hair & asked again.

"I want it..." She moans—her head throbbing from were I held her.

"Beg" I say as I rub the growth against her skirt.

"Please… Sam… please fuck me…" she moans again & I smile in triumph.

"Good girl" I said as I pulled down her panties & plunged the cock deep inside her.

"Saaammm!" She moans in a jumble of pain & pleasure.

I move hastily within her, banging her lithe body against the door. She starts to scream my name & I love every minute of it. I stop mid coitus just to look at her face. Her brown locks were stuck to her skin, which was littered with droplets of sweat. I couldn't help but touch her cheeks, which were bright red with labor.

She opens her big brown eyes & looks at me questioningly.

"Why'd you stop?" She says out of breath.

"Shut up." I say, before plunging in once more.


The alarm rings. A tired & very flustered Sam awakens. The dreams were getting worse. It's been a week since the first & every day since then, all she dreamed about was Carly. The sex was getting rougher & rougher while the images became more & more vivid. It wasn't going well at all.

Sam rubbed her head in exasperation.

'I really need to get laid…'

Sam looked at the clock & noted it was five in the morning. She'd been waking up really early since her suspension a week ago so she could dodge Carly more effectively. 'I can't even look at a picture of her without feeling guilty, what more the real thing?'

She'd been sneaking out before anyone was awake and coming home after everyone else was asleep—spending most of her time with Alex at work. He had given her a 100% Friend of Employee Discount at the shop. It turned out the place was owned by his family, so he could pretty much do anything he wanted. That was the silver-lining to all the craziness that's been happening to her life.

Sam sighed as she brushed her teeth. She hated the situation she was in. Every time she thought of her best friend she needed a cold shower. 'That's just not normal.' She thought as she put on a jacket—opening her window to feel the cool Seattle air. 'Here's to another day' Sam thought mockingly as she went out her window & climbed down the Fire Escape.


Carly came out of the principals office with a beaming smile.

"Huh… I haven't seen anyone so happy after being in there." A passing student says & Carly couldn't help but laugh.

Carly Shay had a plan. She was getting her best friend back.


It was the last period in school & Carly was getting anxious. She looked at the clock every five minutes, waiting for the bell to ring.

"Hey Carls, why so distracted?" Jackie asked her.

"Huh?"

"Just like that" Jackie laughed.

Carly just pouted in reply.

"Seriously though, what's up? Jackie said as she gained her bearings.

"Nothing. Just Sam" Carly sighed.

"Oh yeah. The hot blonde." Jackie said appreciatively.

"What?" Carly asked incredulously. She never heard anyone say that about Sam before.

"You know. Tall, blonde with a badass attitude"

"I know who you're talking about! I mean what?!" Carly said again with wide eyes.

"Whad'ya mean what?"

"You just call Sam a hot blonde!"

"Well, I'm not the only one who thinks so, honey." Jackie said a-matter-a-factly. "That girl is sex on a stick!"

Carly couldn't believe her ears.

"Are—are you bi or something?" Carly said, stuttering. She knew Jackie was going out with Erick, the running back, so she was sure she wasn't a lesbian.

Jackie just laughed out loud.

"God no! But if I were, I'd definitely do Sam" She said as she licked her lips.

"What?" Carly said again.

"Oh come on, like you've never noticed before! That girl is made of sex!"

Carly's jaw dropped.

"The attitude, the eyes, the walk. You just know she'd be rough. And rough is definitely good."

"Okay… I really don't need to hear you talking about my best friend like that." Carly said, suddenly annoyed.

"God Carly, you could be such a prude sometimes."

"A prude? You're talking about my best friend!" She half-shouted—making a few of her classmates' heads turn.

"You really need to lighten up." Jackie starts. "Tell you what, Erick is having a party this weekend. I think you should come."

"I'm not really one for parties…" Carly says. "Not high school ones anyway. Every one there just thinks of two things: getting drunk & getting lucky.'

"Well, Freddie will be there." Jackie sing-songs, nudging Carly on the shoulder.

"Yeah… we're just friends." Carly says, clearing the air.

"That's a shame. He is GORGEOUS."

"Oh God, I really don't need you to start talking about another one of my friends thatway again." Carly says tiredly.

"Hahaha, you're so adorable! You'd think you were a virgin or something!" Jackie laughs.

Carly just looks away with a blush on her cheeks & Jackie stops laughing.

"Oh my God. You are!" She says with wide eyes.

"You don't have to announce it to everybody." Carly says quickly, looking around.

"That is so cute! Now you definitely need to go to the party!" Jackie says, grabbing hold of Carly's hands.

"I really don't feel like going."

"Well you have to! It's now my mission to get you laid!" Jackie says resolutely.

"I really don't want help in that department."

"Well too bad! I'm helping you anyways."

Carly just rolls her eyes. 'I really don't need this today. I have more serious things to worry about."

"I swear on my life that by the end of this year, you will no longer be a virgin!"

"Like I said, I really don't want—"

The bell rings before Carly could finish & she was never so happy about in her life. She packs up her things quickly & storms out the door, hearing a faint yell behind her.

"It's got to happen some time!" Jackie says at her retreating form.

Carly was really starting to hate high school.


"So… any plans today, besides eating all our food for free?" The Louvre coffee shop manager asks.

"Nope." Sam says casually, before stuffing her face full of cupcakes.

"Hey Don, giving Sam a hard time again?" Alex says, as he comes into the store.

"I just think giving all your friends a free-all-you-can-eat pass is a bad idea"

"Well, I don't give all my friends a free-all-you-can-eat-pass." Alex says sweetly. "Just Sam."

The manager huffs indignantly.

"You just gonna stand there or are you gonna give me more cupcakes?" Sam asks, as she hands Don an empty platter. "Chop! Chop!" she adds when he looks at her hatefully.

He goes into the kitchen door & muttering 'I hate my life' along the way. Sam & Alex stare at each other & laugh hysterically.

"I don't think that'll ever get old!" Alex says, clutching his stomach.

"Hey, I just wanted more cupcakes" Sam says with a smile.

"So…" Alex starts as he slides into Sam's booth. "How was your day?"

"Eh." Sam shrugs. "Same a usual."

"Eating all my food for free?"

"Pretty much"

Alex laughs.

"So, how was school?" Sam asks as she took a bite out off a chocolate biscotti.

"Pretty boring without you around" Alex says, as he pours himself a cup of Joe.

"What can I say? I'm a one-woman party"

"Oh!" Alex suddenly remembered. "Speaking of which, there's this big jock party at the Matheson's estate this weekend."

"Huh." Sam replies uninterested.

"Oh come on!" He says with a smile. "I bet Carly's going!"

"Doubt it. She doesn't like high school parties." Sam says as she watches Don come back with a platter full of cupcakes.

"Well… I just thought it was a good time to you know…" Alex starts.

"No. I've told you a thousand times, I'm never going to tell her." She says as she grabs the platter off Don's hands.

"But wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyyyyy???" Alex whined.

"Because. That's why."

"That's not even a reason!"

"Don't make me punch you."

"Okay. Shutting up now." Alex says, zipping his lips.

Sam had told him about her 'situation' three days ago & since then he'd been adamant that Carly & her were soul mates. 'Think about it!' he gushed. 'Childhood friends who try to find true love, but then realize they've been looking in all the wrong places. It's a classic!" Sam had just rolled her eyes. "It doesn't quite work that way in reality" She had said. But to this day, he continued to pester her about it.

"Well. I think it's a good way to get your mind off things." Alex says as he takes a sip out of his coffee.

"Yeah. Drunken hormonal teens who think about sex all day. Yup, grrreeeaatt way to cheer me up." Sam says sarcastically.

"It cheers me up all the time!"

"That's because you're one of them."

Alex laughs whole-heartedly. "That's so true!" He says, wiping his eyes.

"It doesn't take a genius to figure that out." She says as she takes a bite off her tenth cupcake.

"You know. Its always bothered me how you can eat so much yet still stay so fit."

"I have a really fast metabolism"

"Huh, you sure you don't purge after every meal?" He says with a smile.

"Not in a million years."

"You're ssooooo coooooool!" He gushes.

"Oh God, not the 'I'm your number one fan!' thing, again."

"But I am!" He says indignantly.

"You better watch it. I might call the cops on you." Sam says with a smile.

"Well, they've got to get me kicking & screaming! I'm never gonna leave you!"

"Huh... that's not creepy at all."

"Yeah. But the whole sacrificing rabbits to your name thing is." He says casually & Sam couldn't help but laugh.

"I like your humor"

"Who said I was joking" He says with wide eyes & Sam spits most of her food in surprise.

"Pfffftt…. You should have seen your face!" He says cracking up, tears forming in his eyes.

"Not funny!" Sam half-yells as she smacks him on the shoulder.

"I'm never gonna wash this shoulder again!"

"That's gross!"

"Well, I am a dirty boy." He says sexily & Sam laughs hysterically.

They made quite the pair.


"Hey Freddie" Jennifer Alfred says sweetly.

"Oh, hey Jen" Freddie replies as he splashes water on his face at a nearby water fountain. 'Why is it so hot today? It's the middle of January for Pete's sake.'

Jen bit her lip as Freddie addressed her. He was sweaty & wet from practice and Jen wanted nothing more than to lick him clean. 'God this boy is sexy.'

"Soooo…" She starts. "How was practice?"

"Eh, same old. Really hard" He says with a smile.

'I bet it was' Jen thought as she looked him up & down. Freddie couldn't help but fidget at her gaze. She made him uncomfortable. It always seemed like she wanted to eat him up or something & it scared Freddie to death every single time.

"Soo… you going to Erick's party?" She says after she virtually undressed him with her eyes.

"Ummm… yeah. I'm in the team with him, so I think it's sort of mandatory."

"God, I love it when you use big words!" She says seductively & Freddie couldn't help but cringe. 'What?'

"Yeah… anyways I have to get home" He says as he pointed towards the exit.

"Where? I can give you a ride" She says back.

'She isn't going to let up.' Freddie sighs.

"Ummm… over at Bushwell Plaza."

"Oh right where Carly lives! I know where that is." She says excitedly as she took his hand & led him to her car.

Jen was in the volleyball team. She was tall, fit, strawberry blonde & had the ass of a stallion. Freddie knew a lot of guys who wanted to sleep with her & some who already have. She was supposedly a 'freak in the sheets' as they quoted & he couldn't help but wince every single time. 'I hate it when they talk about girls like blow-up dolls. They're human beings for crying out loud!'

Jen turned the radio up & it took Freddie away from his thoughts.

"I love this song!" She gushed as she started dancing to the beat & he couldn't help but stare at how her chest jiggled as she moved. He was a teenage boy after all.

Freddie cleared his throat & looked away. Jen just smiled in self-satisfaction.

"It's okay to stare you know. I don't mind."

Freddie spun around quickly like a deer caught in the headlights—with a heavy blush on his face.

"You're sooo cute" She purred as she reached her hand & started rubbing his cock through his pants.

Freddie couldn't believe what was going on. He was getting turned on even though he didn't want to.

Jen looked at him & smiled, putting the car on park at a seedy liquor store.

She leaned over to the passenger seat & unzipped his pants—gasping at the length before her.

"I didn't expect you to be this big." She said admiringly while Freddie was frozen solid.

She pushed his pants to his ankles as she positioned herself on top of him.

"Have you ever been ridden out in a car before?" She asked seductively.

"…no…" He says, still in shock.

"Well, I'll be the first then." She says back as she reached in her pocket & pulled out a condom. She tore it open with her mouth while massaging his cock. Freddie moaned beside himself.

She put the violet rubber on his penis before she unzipped her own pants & smiled proudly.

"You're not wearing any underwear?" Freddie asked.

"Nope." She says—sucking on his bottom lip.

"I don't think we shoul—"She took him by the mouth before he could say anything else—pushing herself downwards to meet his awaiting erection.

"Ugghhhh" They moaned simultaneously as they untied into one single being.

"Fuck…" She gasped as she began moving her hips & Freddie couldn't help but move with her.

He grabbed her breasts in heat & she moaned in pleasure.

"Let me take it off" She groaned as she began discarding her tank top. He couldn't help but suck on her nude breasts as she began moving faster on top of him.

"I'm gonna cum" He groaned.

"No." She says sternly as she pulled herself off him.

"I want you to cum in my mouth" She then continues as she positioned herself on her knees.

"…okay…" Freddie said, unsure.

She took the condom off & started licking his shaft. He grabbed the back of her head in delight & Jen just smiled. 'I'm gonna make you mine' She thought as she began suckling on his head.

Freddie came & Jen pushed her head deeper—swallowing all that he was giving. The pair soon sat back & stared at each other.

"You taste good." She said.

"Thanks…" He said back.

The ride home was uneventful. They were silent the whole way through. Jen was satisfied with herself while Freddie felt incredibly dirty. She stopped by his apartment complex & kissed him on the cheek.

"We should do this again" She says with a smile.

"Yeah…" He says uncertain.

"I'll see you in school?"

"Yeah. See you in school." He says, waving her goodbye as she shut the car door.

Life was getting really complicated.


It was 12:00 A.M. as Sam Puckett sneaked into her room. The day went with a breeze with the help of Alex. The pair had bantered back and forth for hours on end & Sam couldn't help but smile at the memory.

'He's a real cool guy.' She thought as she took off her jacket & pants. She usually slept with a tank top & undies and today was no exception. Sam was in need of some much needed rest. 'I never knew dodging someone was this exhausting!'

She walked over her bed & plopped down tiredly—hugging the first thing she could grab. 'So soft…" She thought delightfully. "And warm…"

Her pillow moaned & Sam's eyes suddenly grew wide. 'Since when did I have a talking pillow?'

"Saamm?" Her pillow asked groggily.

'What the hell does Alex put in my coffee?!' She thought, as the pillow began to move.

"Sam?" It said again.

'Huh… it sounds a lot like Carly." Sam thought—her arms still hugging it tightly.

'Wait a minute!' She backtracked.

Sam Puckett looked to her side & saw Carly Shay in her arms. She was clothed in an over sized shirt & the softness Sam was feeling was none other than her best friend's breast.

The scream that enveloped Seattle that day was ear-piercing shrill—awakening every sleeping citizen in a three mile radius.

It's not presumptuous to say that something earth-shattering was about to happen.


A/N: And the fun officially begins! ^_^ Please read & review. Hate it? Love it? Which ever! ^,^