Title: Rukia's plan Part 1/3

Rating: K+

Pairing/s: Renji/Ishida, implied one-sided Rukia/Ichigo

Word Count: 303

Warnings: Yaoi, Language (Ok, one word but still), and OCness

Disclaimer: Don't own. If I did, Uryu would be the main character. Not that Idiot strawberry.

Summary: Renji and Rukia talk about Uryu maybe-maybenot surprise birthday party and… some other things.

Dedication: To Uryu for your birthday.

A/N: I'm sorry that it's like a week late, but it's been a busy week. I know it's not really an excuse, but at least I'm here now. It's going to be in 3 parts and the next part will be on Wednesday night and the last on Sunday. Sorry its short, it's just like a little introduction or prologue if you like. The action really starts in the next one. Oh, I almost forgot, its kind of like a continuation of my first drabble, Since I Met You. It can be read by itself though, but if you want to know how Uryu & Renji got together you should read it. Please R&R.

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"So you are going to make it a surprise?" Renji thought about that question for a fraction of a second before answering, "I guess."

A vein popped in Rukia's forehead. "What do you mean you guess?" Renji froze at the dangerous undertone in her sweetly asked question. "I mean…"

Rukia exploded. "These things are important! You're supposed to be sure of every single detail! Come on, is this a surprise birthday party for the love of your life or not!

Renji winced. "Rukia, we've been dating for about six months. I'm not even sure if we are going to last a year, let alone if Uryu is the love of my life. I mean, we haven't even said I love you to each other. Oh, and yeah, I almost forgot, just because Ichigo sends you to hell every time you throw yourself at him doesn't give you a right to yell at me for nothing-"

Rukia stopped him mid-rant. "What do you mean you haven't said I love you to each other yet?"

Renji snapped his mouth abruptly. Holy Shit. He had said too much. "Just forget it, I'm sorry about-"

"You're dead wrong if you think you can just make me forget what you just said, mister!" Rukia attempted to jump on him, but he ran and got away. She realized this a little too late, and fell rather painfully on her rump straight on the hard floor.

"Sorry, Rukia, need to go, um get the cake! Yeah, that's what I'll …." His mumbling sounded all the way out Rukia's apartment door as she lay on the floor, moaning in pain.

She was so going to get him back now. Renji Abarai, prepare yourself. Tonight you are confessing your love to Uryu is the most embarrassing way possible I can think of.

To be continued…