Howdy! Don't think I'll abandon this story since all those reviews actually motivated me! Now I get why authors want reviews, they are the most motivating things I could ask for sniff
Ahem, well then here it is it's back online. I got 2 reviews about the whole Kopaka and gymnastics thing… Hehehe…. I didn't really think anyone was going to like that, it just came to my mind out of nowhere and he did it why? It's in his contract of course! Can't have my employees run amuck without a contract now can I ? Insert maniacal and crazy laughter Enough of this ranting from me… ONTO THE CHAPTER!!!
"I DON'T CARE IF ANYONE OF YOU KNOW METRU NUI EXISTS I JUST CAME HERE TO WATCH A DECENT GAME OF KOLHII AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO SEE!!!" Gali screamed at the top of her lungs. She ran back to her seat from the stands and crossed her arms.
"Frowning isn't good Gali," Tahu said to Gali.
"Why not?" she asked monotonously.
"You get a wrinkle if you frown too much."
"Tahu, we're biomechanical… how is that a problem?" she replied grinding her teeth.
"It's an amazing fact don't you think?" he responded with his doctor's outfit again.
"Awesome bro you have to teach me how you change your clothes so fast!"
"That would be a secret my dear friend," Tahu answered in his scientist clothes.
The players were now ready for the game. All they had to do was wait for Vakama to declare the game begins. They waited for a few seconds without anything going on. Everything and everyone was silent… It was just bone chilling….
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"Start already ya old coot!" the Po-matoran shouted.
Vakama was currently actually taking a nap, but he did not miss that comment from the Po-matoran from Chapter 1.
"Let the games begin while I bash that guy's head in like I did earlier when he insulted me for starting the beginning part" Vakama declared before rising up with his fire staff held like a sword and charged for the Po-matorn . Here comes the chase again…. And they're off to somewhere and since it'll be censored along some point I'm going to just pay attention to the kolhii game now since they're not in the kolhii arena anymore from all that chasing.
"Well then we're for another exciting game of kolhii!" the announcer started. "Players, remember to play fairly and well!"
"Play well, and I want a clean fight," the referee said before he released the ball. Then the game started. Since this game was boring and exactly like the movie we're going to the ending of the game.
"Pwned my team wins 'cuz we roxors and ur all n00bs!!!" Gali laughed triumphantly.
"What's with all the 1337?" Pohatu and Tahu asked at the same time.
"What 1337?" Gali asked not realizing she used it for that moment there.
Nokama shook her head. She knew this would happen when she told Gali to lighten up from all the stress of unity she was having with getting a new hobby. Her idea was to do a bunch of things her fellow Toa-brothers considered fun.
Kopaka's idea -She didn't like snowboarding since she didn't like the cold too much.
Tahu's idea-Lava surfing, she hated heat more than cold.
Pohatu's idea -Sports she was not a sports fanatic except for swimming but she did that practically all the time
Onua's idea – Digging tunnels was not her ideal of fun since she can't exactly see in the dark if a lighstone ran out
-Lewa's idea – He suggested she play video games and that she enjoyed for a little too much
"Since Vakama isn't here I have to say it," Nokama muttered. "Congratulation to Ga-koro and well played by all."
They all took their bow. Then something fell out of Jaller's bag. It faced his and then suddenly someone from the lighting crew from backstage put too much light on where Jaller was standing. Gasps were heard all around.
"OMG WTF we have to check it out!!!" Gali exclaimed.
At that instance Vakama came back wiping his fire staff with some cloth that I won't go into further detail since this is a K+ rated fic.
"Well what'd I miss?"
"The Mask of Light," Onewa answered.
"What?"
"Y'know that mask we got for collecting all those makoki stones?
"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh."
"Oh fantastic, I'm going to spend like forever translating this," Nokama complained.
Nokama went over to pick up the mask to translate it. She sighed before going to translate what was on the mask.
"After about a few hours of non-stop translating and backbreaking work," Nokama yawned. "I finally managed to translate it…." She took a deep breath before she fell on the floor fast asleep. To her it was like a few hours, in reality it took about a few days since she had to translate the scrolls to translate the mask and fix her mask since it started having a problem. She was snoring now. Vakama bent down to pick up a scroll that apparently had the translations.
"Ahem, it says-"
"Shuz it Grampa! I don't want an old coot like you to say it!" the injured Po-matoran complained.
"SHUT UP FOR ONCE!!!" Vakama yelled.
"Make me!" the Po-matoran taunted.
"Gali, you read this," Vakama said handing the translation to Gali. "This time you are so dead!!!"
The chase again, it has started.
"Well, then here are the translations."
"Gali I love you!!!" Tahu yelled for no reason.
"SHUT UP!!!" she screeched. "Now then like I sai-"
"Gali will you marry me!" Pohatu asked.
"No…." she darkly answered. "Ahem, it says-"
The injured Po-matoran and Vakama came running through the place distraction Gali again.
"OK, continuing-"
Tahu and Takua were performing an operation on the Po-matoran that was recently beat up… yet again.
"Dr. Tahu the patient's lost a lot of blood," Takua reported with his female nurses' outfit and perfect teenage girl's voice. (Fantastic… I gave myself a bad mental image again)
"We need a blood donor," Tahu stated in his doctor's outfit and fidgeting with the ends of his glasses that went with the comstume.
"Who will do it?" Takua asked.
"We can knock out Onewa and get some blood from there."
"Then we'd fail in our attempt to save lives since we'd have to help Onewa after that."
"Point, we can get at least one of them to agree to blood donation."
Hewkii appeared from the crowd without his kolhii outfit.
"I'll do it."
"Thank you Hewkii, according to your medical records, you are a blood type O so your organs and blood is compatible with every other blood type."
"Dr. Tahu, he's the only one who volunteered we have to say yes."
"Agreed…"
(After 49 minutes the operation was a success and they went back to the happy mood and Gali reading the translation.
"Alright the next person who interrupts is dead…" she threatened with an evil voice.
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"Good," she brightly said with a huge smile on her face.
"It says, this is a mask of light destined for the 7th Toa, the Toa of Light," she dramatically said.
"Can you do my dramatic speech in Ga-koro next week? You're good at this too," Vakama asked.
"No."
"Can't blame a turaga for trying though," Vakama shrugged.
"OK Jaller the heavenly lights were shining on you so you go find the 7th Toa capieche?"
"B-but I didn't find the mask… oh, er, umm…. Takua did!"
"You're the herald Takua's your chronicler now so go," she replied.
"But-"
"NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU FAR WORSE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE!!!!" Gali yelled with an evil back round music.
"Look at the time gotta go!"
Jaller ran out pulling along Takua who was pulling along Pewku towards the Ta-koro gates.
"JALLER!!!" Hahli yelled.
Jaller paused when hearing someone calling his name.
"Yeah?" he responded.
"I have no time for mushy good bye…"
"You owe me a rematch on the kolhii field when I get back 'kay? I lost because Takua apparently thought blinding me for half the game was funny."
"Alright you better hurry back, because I'll be practicing."
At that moment Jaller started blushing.
"She's cute ain't she?" Vakama said to Jaller.
"Yep," Jaller dreamily answered.
"Now get going."
Takua sat on Pewku.
"Your bringing Pewku?" Jaller asked.
"Are you kidding? I couldn't leave her behind if I wanted to since I'm too lazy to walk that much."
"Point there, move over."
"So uh," Takua started. "How will we know where to go?"
"Follow the light it'll guide you, as long as it's the light from the mask and not that other light that Po-matoran was talking about him seeing when I was bashing the living daylights out of him."
Jaller took the mask out of his bag. It started glowing.
"Hard to argue with that."
"Now I gotta get home so I can think of a way to beat Kingdom Hearts 2," Gali said dashing out of the Ta-koro gates and in the direction of Ga-koro.
"And stay in the light…" Vakama finished.
They went off.
"Argh, move over dummy!" Jaller complained.
"I'd say safely in the light, but who am I kidding, those bozos will get in some trouble anyway," Vakama laughed shaking his head. Trying to ask them to stay out of trouble was like asking Gali not to swim forever. It's just impossible.
10 Minutes LaterTakua and Jaller didn't really get anywhere at all… They were hungry since they forgot to get food before they left so they stopped at some restaurants called the Potato Pad. They were waiting in line for their potato egg salad, 2 orders of fries, 2 hash browns, and a plain old baked potato for Pewku.
"Mr.(censored for safety reasons) your order is here."
"At last," Jaller muttered. "I thought it was going to take like forever for my order."
Jaller happily went up to the counter to pick up his order and bring it to Pewku and Takua. Pewku and Takua all drooled at the sight of food. They all tackled Jaller and viciously ate their fair share of food. Jaller ate enough to fill him for a while and split the potato egg salad with everyone else as perfectly as possible. That took a pretty long time since he kept asking for a scale, ruler, and other implements to make sure it was as even as possible. He even re-measured again and again and again until he was 100 sure about it.
"Jaller… why does it take you like forever to split something?" Takua complained while chewing his potato egg salad.
"Takua, don't talk with your mouth full," Jaller scolded.
"Fine…. But answer my question 'kay?"
"Fine, it has to be fair or else if someone else had more than someone else than it just wouldn't be fair now would it?"
"We really don't exactly care if you haven't noticed…."
Pewku started saying something in the language of the ussal crabs.
"I know Pewku, and I promise the next time I buy potato egg salad I'll split it OK?" Takua answered to Pewku's weird jittering.
"You understand… ussal crabs?" Jaller asked with awe.
"Yeah."
"How did you learn?" Jaller asked.
"Elementary my dear friend," he answered in a Sherlock Holme's costume.
"Ignoring the fact you can change clothes really fast, how did you learn?"
"It started like this…."
Flashback!!!
Pewku wouldn't stop talking. Takua just kept looking at Pewku. He was baffled with the language his pet was speaking to him in.
"Pewku…I'm your owner…." Takua calming stated.
Pewku replied with a more gibberish like talk.
"So I will learn the language of the ussal crabs to make sure we know each other as well as we can!!!" he stated while making a dramatic pose with the wind blowing behind him just to add to the dramatic effect.
"I shall journey to Onu-koro and live with the other ussal crabs until I learn their ways and their language!" he vowed. "I swear it!!!" he finished making a salute to a confused and a little creeped out Pewku.
"Don't worry girl, I'll be back in a few months tops," Takua said while taking his suitcase with him and going off to learn something for his beloved pet ussal crab.
End Flashback"Who long did it exactly take you to learn how to speak in the language of the ussal crabs?" Jaller asked his curiosity getting the better of him.
"Simple, I practically lived like a ussal crab."
"OK…"
"I ate like one, I was one, I dressed up like one, I smelled like one, I even bathed with ussal crabs!!!" he stated boldly.
"Takua?"
"I even went as far as to-"
"STOP!!! Too much information you dolt!!!" he yelled.
"Fine…." Takua shrugged.
Pewku said something that would be translated into this in English:
"He was hitting on all the girls even me… and that's what scared me. He went 100 stupid and insane after he learned the ways of my race by trying to be one. I thought he was stupid enough with making dumb poses but somehow I sparked his true stupidity and to think he had the potential to be some genius until I bashed his head recently after he owned me."
"Pewku… you did what to my head?" Takua said overhearing.
"NOTHING!!! I didn't say anything Takua," she answered in the language of the ussal crabs.
"I'm sorry I accused you… I love you Pewku…" Takua said before hugging his beautiful pet ussal crab.
For a pet Pewku was actually pretty smart. For one thing, she knew that Takua was practically an idiot but preferred not to that say in front of Takua. He'd start crying if his own pet ussal crabs of all things told him he was an idiot.
Jaller only looked on and looked in his potato salad to see if there was anything wrong with his order. Jaller shook his head. "I swear this food might be driving us crazy…"
"C'mon J. ONWARDS WE MUST GO TO FIND THE 7TH TOA OF LIGHT!!!" Takua said making a cheesy and very bad impression of a superhero's pose.
Jaller looked left and right. If anyone asks, I don't know him and he just owes me a ride. Jaller thought to himself. He got onto Pewku and waited for Takua to get on and command his beloved ussal crab to go to wherever the mask pointed them to go.
The mask glowed and made a huge hologram that pointed towards Mt.Ihu.
"I love this mask, I always wanted to go hiking and skiing."
"Takua."
"Yeah?"
"Shut up…"
"OK."
After 2 Hours"Takua…." Jaller angrily growled.
"Yes?"
"How did we end up in a Po-koro sporting good store?!!?"
"We're going hiking and skiing!!!" he brightly stated.
"You idiot we're supposed to be looking for the 7th Toa not going on a stupid hiking or skiing trip!!!!"
"We're not?"
"We're not not NOT!!!"
Takua looked like he was on the verge of crying.
"Takua, that never worked on me and it's not gonna start now."
"Oh yeah I remember…"
Flashback from years ago…
Jaller was doing his guards duty by standing there and guarding Ta-koro.
"Halt! Who goes there!"
Jaller went over to see what happened this time.
Takua had a bomb strapped to him for no apparent reason and tried to enter Ta-koro like that.
"Are you insane what are you doing?"
"Getting back into Ta-koro" Takua innocently answered.
"Your going to kill us with that bomb strapped to you!!!"
"It's a fashion statement," Takua claimed.
"It's not going to matter if we're all dead emphasis on dead."
"Hmmmmmmmmmm…." Takua was giving this some deep thought.
"Forget this!"
Jaller ran up and pulled the bomb off. He wrapped it in some rag and threw it into the lava.
"Another heroic deed by me," Jaller bragged.
Then there was rumbling. In about half a minute later, a big explosion of lava came from the direction where Jaller threw it.
"Um, Captain?" one of the guards started.
"Shut up."
"Yes, sir."
Takua looked like he was about to cry. Jaller saw it and completely ignored him.
"If you cry I'm going to sign you up for the Ta-koro guards," Jaller threatened.
"Hmph"
End Flash Back
"What a moment eh buddy?"
Jaller frowned and was trying to keep himself from strangling Takua to death. He almost was about to reach out his arms and wrestle him but his conscience told him otherwise. Stupid conscience he thought to himself.
"Yeah…." Jaller answered as he grinded his teeth.
"You're my best friend!"
"Takua…"
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"OK!"
Jaller sighed in relief. After all the shopping for things they didn't even need they could finally go now. Jaller did the packing since he was sure Takua was going to do something stupid. Finally after half an hour of back breaking work Jaller was finally done with the task.
"We're ready Takua lets get going!" Jaller announced in a happier tone in his voice now. Of course despite the fact his back felt like it was going to break from all the packing he did earlier.
Takua looked a little sheepish when he approached Jaller.
"Um… Jaller?"
"Yes?"
"Can you pack the souvenirs I just got?"
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Thanks for being so understanding!" Takua happily replied to his best friends scream of anger.
"You little… I'm going to- When I got my hands on you! You IDIOT!!!!"
"That's why he's my best buddy Pewku he's so nice and understanding," Takua said to his ussal crab.
"Let's just get going before I kill you…"
So they after more backbreaking work Jaller packed everything. They got on Pewku and headed toward Le-Koro to Ko-koro since the mask said so.
To Be ContinuedWell after all that work… It's done! Chapter 2 is completed! Wait… only on Chapter 2!!? Oh dang I'm slow… Oh well at least I updated! This is the longest amount of pages I have ever submitted to It's about like 12 pages. You will not believe how much work it took and how much my fingers hurt from typing! How do you great writers do it? And so quickly! It is a mystery I will never get… Not that it's an insult it's a compliment that you can write so much so quickly and it's so good!