"Beerus" Normal Speech.
'Naruto' Normal Thought.
"Rasengan" Jutsu/Technique.
"Kurama" Demon/Monster/Bijuu Normal Speech.
'Kurama' Demon/Monster/Bijuu Thought.
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New Destruction
-V-Aido-
Chapter III
Naruto looked at the chunin in front of him that was shivering in fear... Mizuki. The traitor of Konoha and the spy of Orochimaru.
Now the god didn't really give a flying fuck but since he was a konoha 'ninja' then he had a 'duty' to protect the village and that meant killing any traitors. Which he was fine with since he has been quite bored these past few days.
Sure, he could go and fuck some civilian's wives but he needed something to kill to pass the time.
And lucky for Naruto, Mizuki happened to enact his plan today.
"Tell me, mortal" Naruto spoke making the chunin turn around and instantly gained fear when he saw the genin "are those techniques in the scroll really worth you dying in my hand?" he asked.
Mizuki swallowed his saliva down his throat and stepped back.
He couldn't respond since he already knew what was going to happen. It didn't matter what his answer was. He was going to die anyway.
Naruto smirked at the reaction he got but got tired of waiting for an answer after 3 seconds.
"Forget it".
*Squelch*.
Mizuki had no time to even react
One moment Naruto was feets away and the next Naruto was in front of him with his hand through the chunin's chest.
The G.O.D pulled his hand back and sighed.
"When a god asks you a question, you are supposed to answer" he said looking down at the corpse of Mizuki.
He thought he would be having fun with the chunin before he killed the mortal, but apparently, he was too much of a pussy to even respond.
FUCK!
Now how was he supposed to get rid of his 85% boredom?
Killing was out of the way since then the village would be on alert and would be on his ass. Which would be a pain in the ass.
So that only left fucking.
And he knew the perfect woman.
Tsume did tell him she wanted another child after their second one was born, which was 1 month ago.
Oh, she will receive her wish. Her pleasurable wish.
-With Tsume-
The matriarch looked down at her youngest son, Enkai, and gave a warm smile at his peaceful face.
He had been born only a month ago and yet he hadn't cried much throughout the whole month. Which was abnormal for Inuzuka standards but didn't think about it much since it also happened with her second youngest.
It would have to do with her mate that both their two children were quiet but yet powerful.
"Better check on Kasai-Chan" Tsume said but suddenly stopped when she felt a pleasurable shiver go down her spine.
Which only meant one thing. Tonight, her mate was going to fuck her into oblivion in which no doubt would get her pregnant for the third time.
And while he did fuck her into oblivion when she was pregnant, this time they didn't have to worry about hurting their children that were growing inside of her.
"Better hurry" Tsume said rushing to check on her youngest daughter.
-With Naruto-
"Uzumaki-Sama" the anbu arrived to see Naruto eating some ramen right next to the corpse of Mizuki.
Naruto stopped his eating and raised an eye brow at the three anbu before shrugging. He didn't know why the hell it took them so long to find a single ninja but that wasn't his problem, if they were slow then they were slow.
"Just take the damned weakling and tell the Namikaze that it was Orochimaru he was going to" Naruto stood up with his ramen in one hand and started walking away before stopping "oh and tell him that he and I will talk on what it will take to not destroy" he said before starting to walk again – destination Inuzuka Compound.
The anbu swallowed their saliva and simply grabbed the corpse before going to their hokage.
That kid was scary even when he was not trying to be.
-Next Day-
Naruto yawned as he sat on the chair.
He wanted to be in bed right next to his mate and sleep the whole day away but couldn't since today he was to get his assigned team. So, he had to be up and early.
Tsume didn't aim to have only one child but rather twins
And who was he to deny her?
8 hours of fucking later and you have him sitting in the kitchen with bags under his eyes and sipping some coffee to wake him up.
All while Tsume was upstairs in her bed sleeping soundly with a satisfied smile on her face.
"Huh? Naruto? Where's Kaa-San?" Naruto turned to the side and saw it was Kiba.
Naruto yawned again "She's sleeping, don't bother her, I'll make breakfast" he said as Kiba nodded.
The male Inuzuka was used to this, he didn't hate Naruto... on the contratry, he liked Naruto but he wasn't going to admit it or show anybody else besides his family.
The G.O.D made his mother and sister happy and gave him two more siblings along with a nephew so why should he hate the white-red head?
That's right. Hana was his second mate after Tsume.
On one night, while Tsume and Naruto where fucking – Naruto pounding her pussy while she was moaning like a bitch – Hana peaked on them throughout the whole time before she was found out by Naruto due to his sensory skills along with smelling her arousal(he knew the whole time). He had thrown her to the bed before taking her virginity and was then pounded into oblivion like her mother had been, not that the matriarch cared that her mate had taken her daughter all while next to her since she was already knocked out.
9 months later, Hidoi Uzumaki-Inuzuka was born – son to Hana and Naruto.
And just like her mother though, she had aimed for another child right away(after 1 month). Which the G.O.D. didn't say no to.
Right now, she was with her second child. Another boy.
"Oh, before I forget" Naruto said putting the breakfast on Kiba's plate before going into his pocket and taking out a scroll "your Kaa-San and I got you a graduation gift but she'll give it to you when you get back from the academy" Kiba nodded and smirked.
With that said Naruto and him Kiba ate breakfast before the kid had to go to the academy.
He knew Naruto was going to be late so he went before him.
"Hmmm" The white-red head smiled as he felt his children stir bit, meaning they were almost about to wake up – in about 30 minutes "Kage Bunshin no Jusu(Shadow Clone Technique)" he said as two clones appeared next to him.
He stood up and walked over to the door "You know the drill" he said walking out the door and towards the Hokage tower as the clones nodded.
The god wanted to see who his team was going to be along with the ones that were going to be nagging him.
The Uzumaki wanted to teach them a lesson beforehand.
He was not one to be controlled.
That and his future mate was there too... well not one, since there were a couple of future mates there, but he wanted to take it one by one.
30 minutes later and he arrived at the Hokage Tower, all while ignoring the usual kiss-asses. You know, the usual.
Naruto went to the secretary's desk and smashed the bell – breaking it – to make his presence loud and clear.
She looked up and saw the hokage's son "N-Naruto-Sama, your f-father is in a meeting h-" she started saying but stopped when he started walking to where the hokage was.
"You can't g-" she was cut off again by a glare he directed towards her.
She said nothing afterwards and just let the Uzumaki walk to the hokage.
Naruto continued walking to the hokage's office and once he did *BAM* he kicked the door open.
All the occupants in the room turned around and saw the Hokage's son.
"Naruto!? What are you doing here?" Minato asked as Naruto strolled into the room, ignoring most of the jounin that were looking at him.
Naruto shrugged as he stopped a few feet away from Minato's desk "I came here because I wanted to know who my so-called 'senseis' are, along with my 'teammates'" he said.
Most of the jounin didn't say anything, but one did. Poor fool.
"Hey! Don't ta-*Squelch*" what made it worse is that Naruto had done it all slowly.
The male Uzumaki had shoved his hand into the jounin's stomach, stopping the jounin from talking anymore.
"Talk back to me and you are next... got it?" Naruto asked the other no-named jounins in the room as he took his hand out of the jounin.
And it worked like a charm, they all nodded in fear. The male Uzumaki was ruthless.
Minato gulped as he looked at Kushina and saw her look at her son with a small smile on her face, a small he wished she would give him but doesn't anymore.
Their marriage had been over for 3 years now, ever since Naruto had transformed and had beaten the crap out of Jiraiya and him. She had told him personally that they were done.
The only things she cared about were her children, which is why she smiled at Naruto and his actions. She didn't care what he did, she loved him – even when said son didn't care.
"R-Right, um..." Minato was scared of Naruto like many, who would be? "your senseis will be K-Kushina and Kakashi with your teammates being N-Natsumi, M-Mito, and Satsuki" it hurt saying the name of his ex-wife and his other two children.
Naruto looked to Kushina and saw her give him a smile to which he ignored but inwardly smirked at and turned to Minato's 'last' student.
He could see that while Sakumo's son didn't show that he cared, his posture said otherwise. Good, he was afraid of him like his weakling of a teacher.
"Hmmm... they will do" Naruto nodded to Minato before turning around and walking to the door but stopped once he reached the nob "I will tell you this though, Hatake... if you so ever try to tell me what to do then I will personally make you wish you killed yourself that day instead Sakumo" Naruto said before opening the door and walking out, leaving nothing but a silent room behind him.
Minato looked at Kakashi and saw him hold his book tighter, not in anger but fear. Kakashi knew that Naruto would complete that promise, he had shown him personally last time of just how weak he was compared to Naruto.
-Outside-
Naruto walked out of the Hokage Tower and went straight to academy to get his 'teammates'.
He could've flown to the academy but then that would've made him get there early and then he would have had to hear the fangirls scream of the unfairness it was to not be on his team.
Uh no. He may be laid back but he was still an Uzumaki and a God of Destruction. If they scream or annoy him then he would not hesitate to kill them.
"Um U-Uzumaki-Sama" Naruto heard the nervousness in the female's voice and quirked an eyebrow.
He turned around and saw the female anbu that had been protecting Kushina and his two sisters.
Yugao Uzuki.
She was also one of Kushina's former students.
Naruto noticed the letter in hand and, again, quirked an eyebrow. Was she giving him a love letter?
"Um, I-I was w-wonder if you would like to go o-out sometime?" Yugao asked and handed him the letter as Naruto grabbed it & thought one thing only.
Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around?
The G.O.D looked at her and, despite wearing the mask, he could tell she was a mess behind that mask. She was nervous, afraid, and hopeful.
He kept silent for a couple of seconds before answering her.
"Just so you know, after our date you will most likely have to quit" he said as she smiled "...I'll pick you up in three days, 7 o'clock" with that said she nodded and shunshined away with a smile still on her face.
Naruto turned around and continued to his walk.
It was normal for him to receive love letters from girls or to get asked out by girls, but every single time it still made him ask one simply question. The same question he had a couple of seconds ago.
Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around?
O'well, I mean it wasn't like he was unhappy about it. No, on the contrary. He was glad that they did that.
Why?
Well, because it saved him the energy of asking out the girl – the nervousness, the waiting, the hopefulness. It was just a ton of things and a ton of energy in a single question.
Though he did not have any of those things. He was the opposite.
Still, it saved him a lot of energy on going to the girl, waiting, and then going all the way back home.
"Why the letter though?" Naruto asked looking down at the letter before him and turned it around "ah, so it wasn't Yugao's" the Uzumaki said and smirked.
It was from Yoshino.
Shikaku's wife and Shikamaru's mother.
'Naruto,
I assume you know who I am. If not then I am Yoshino Nara, the matriarch of the Nara clan. Shikaku's Wife.
Anyways, you most likely do not care. You just want me to get straight to the point.
What I want is to become one of your wives.
I also am to assume you want to know why?
It's because of Shikaku's unfaithfulness. I have known for 10 years now, but I can't anymore. I want to be with someone who wants me instead of a cheating bastard that doesn't want me.
Please.
I'll be waiting.
-Yoshina Nara'.
Naruto read the letter inside his mind.
And to be honest, he did not really care about why she wanted to be one of his mates/wives. If she wanted to be his mate, then so be it. It wasn't like he was going to say no to her.
"I have the Inuzuka clan and now the Nara clan" the Uzumaki smirked "wonderful"
With that done, he continued his walk to the academy.
He still had to get his 'teammates' and also meet his 'senseis'.
-20 Minutes Later-
Even from a mile away he could hear all the excessive crying that the girls were giving out.
They were just being brats at not being in his team. Boo hoo, so sad.
But he didn't care. They would have just gotten in his way and would have focused more on giving birth to his children or sucking his dick than being focused on missions.
He certainly was not going to be a prince for them.
"Team 7" all three girls turned to the door and saw their two senseis.
Naruto cracked open an eye but did nothing else.
"Meet us in the roof" Kushina said before both her and Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The male Uzumaki stretched a bit before slowly getting up and following all three of his 'teammates'.
He went into his pockets and took out a pair of green earings along with a silver ring. Potara and a Time Ring.
The three girls saw the materials but did nothing. If it was one thing they learned about Naruto, it was that he did not like people minding into his business unless he let them.
The G.O.D put them on and felt a sting on both his ears and his ring finger.
He was not a Kai so it was natural for them to deny him, but that sting quickly faded away.
The moment he ascended he was both a Kai and the God of Destruction. There was no one else within this wolrd/dimension that was a Kai.
"Good, you are all here" Kushina said as the three girls and only boy came into the roof.
She smiled at her children along with her best-friend's daughter as they sat down in front of both Kakashi and her.
All of them were now grown up and were ready to take their first steps into the shinobi world.
Though one she wished he hadn't grown up.
But it wasn't his fault. It was her ex-husband's fault.
"Why don't we all introduce ourselves" Kakashi's voice snapped her out of her thoughts "Your likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, etc." he said not taking his eyes of his book.
Natsumi raised her hand and spoke even though they didn't call on her.
"My name's Natsumi Uzumaki!" Kakashi noticed her completely leave out Namikaze in her name and frowned "I like ramen, my Kaa-San, Mito, and..." She looked towards Naruto and blushed "I don't like temes who ignore others for something stupid" again Kakashi frowned "my dream is to be the best kunoichi there is and then have a big family!" she said, the last part looking at Naruto and blushing.
Both senseis looked at Mito.
"My name's Mito Uzumaki" again the lack of Namikaze "I like ramen, Kaa-San, Natsumi, and... uh..." Mito blushed looking at Naruto "I don't like the same thing as Natsumi!" she said with a bit of KI leaking out "my dream is to be a strong kunoichi like Kaa-San and also have a big f-family!" like her sister had done, she also looked at her brother when she said 'family'.
Kushina and Kakshi turned to the last female.
"My name is Satsuki Uchiha" she said looking at the ground and not at her senseis which caused Kushina to frown a bit "I like my Kaa-San, and... someone..." She said with a tiny blush appearing on her face as she glanced at Naruto, something at everyone caught "I hate a lot of things" again Kushina frowned "and what I want is..." she tightened her hand "to destroy a certain someone".
Both senseis frowned.
Mito and Natsumi looked at their old friend and frowned too.
As for Naruto, he just looked at her and gave the female Uchiha a raised eye brow.
They stayed quite for a couple of seconds before Kakashi looked towards the last genin.
He swallowed his saliva and spoke "...um...".
The white-red head turned to look at Kakashi and smirked at the copycat's posture. Minato's little fanboy had learned from last time.
He would not be commanded.
Naruto sighed before speaking "My name is Naruto... Uzumaki" Kushina gave a little smile "I like pudding, women, and my mates" although he did not mention them, the girls smiled "I hate filthy toads, useless fathers, and men who act like nothing but love-sick puppies to those useless fathers" Kushina and Satsuki nodded, Natsumi and Mito smiled, and lastly Kakashi frowned "my dream... is my business only" he said they all nodded, though Kakashi's was slower than the rest.
Kakashi gave a light cough and made them all, except Naruto, look at him.
"Okay, it's our turn n-" Kakashi was cut off by Naruto who just rolled his eyes and gave another sigh.
"Just shut up and tell them that they will be taking the real gennin exam by fighting with you and Kushina" he said as the three girls looked at him before turning to the two senseis for answers.
Kushina laughed sheepishly and scratched the back of her head "H-Hai, the exam you took in the academy was not the real exam" her two daughter grew tick-marks "the real exam will be tomorrow, we will decide then if you are suited to be genin or not" all three girls glared at both senseis "meet us at training ground 7 at 8 o'clock" she said looking at the four before making a hand sign "oh and I recommend you don't eat anything before the exam" with that she shunshined away with Kakashi.
Satsuki glared at where Kushina and Kakashi where before standing up.
She looked back at her former two friends and glared at them, something they returned, before speaking "You two, don't hold me back tomorrow" the female Uchiha turned to Naruto and blushed, losing the glare, before also speaking to him "S-See you tomorrow N-Naruto-Kun" with that she turned around quickly and jumped off.
Naruto smirked at the Uchiha's reaction.
He turned to looked at his sisters who were now glaring at where Satsuki had been.
"I would suggest going since your friends will be waiting to celebrate" he said as the two girls' eyes widened.
"We forgot!" Natsumi said before grabbing her sister and dashing to the door, though she stopped a few feet away.
They forgot to invite their brother!
Mito and her turned back to look at Naruto.
But he wasn't there.
""Dammit!"" Both girls said as they turned around and went down the stairs.
In the sky, Naruto chuckled.
"Both could've just jumped off the roof to make it easier".
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Ja Ne!
