Goku wasn't really sure what had happened…all he knew was that he WAS about to take away Raditz's virginity but NOOOO! That horny green bastard Piccolo had got jealous and shouted something like "Poopy Lean Hammon!" or was that "Lucky Lean Cannon?"…well whatever it was, IT RUINED HIS BONER! Goku glared…well tried to anyways…at Piccolo. Suddenly Man-less slut, Master Horny, Baldy virgin, and one of the mutant ninja turtles showed up I mean Bulma, Master Roshi, Krillin, and Turtle showed up…
"Oh my gosh! What happened?" Bulma said stupidly as she got out of the plane thingy along with the others.
"Well gee…we got some tea, ate some crumpets, got married had three kids…WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? I HAVE A HOLE IN MY CHEST FOR FUCKS SAKE! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU UGLY ASS…!"
"Could you…please shut up…" Raditz whimpered. Since he was dying, he wanted to die in a quiet setting.
"Raditz!" Goku smiled. "MY ONE TRUE LOVE!"
"What about Chichi?" asked Krillin.
"Haven't you read chapter 2? The gayest most erotic chapter yet?" everybody, minus Raditz, stared at him. "I didn't think so…"
"Wait…YOU'RE GAY?" Bulma gasped.
"ARE YOU AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK?!" Goku yelled and then he turned to Krillin. "TELL CHICHI I SAID FUCK HER!"
"I think I'm just gonna make my life go by faster and kill myself..." Raditz whined.
"WHAT? YOU'RE PREGNANT?" Goku gasped and started crying. "See what you did? Eh, Piccolo? You killed my baby! And it was going to be a baby boy because every time someone in a mpreg story is about to have a baby its ALWAYS A STUPID GIRL!"
"That's not even what he said…" said the turtle.
"FUCK YOU!" Goku yelled as he moved over towards Raditz and started rubbing Raditz's tummy. "Don't worry baby…daddy's here…"
"Gross…" Piccolo finished them off. "Good…now…" he then turned to the Idiot League. "Like it or not, I'm taking Goku's son…" with that Piccolo grabbed Gohan and took off.
"Um…what just happened?" asked Roshi.
"I don't know…but all I know is that Chichi isn't gonna be happy…" it got quiet after Turtle said this, everybody thought this over. "…NOT IT!"
"NOT IT!" said Bulma.
"NOT IT!" said Master Roshi.
"Aw man!" said Krillin.
Sorry chapter is so short. BTW this story wasn't to be meant incredibly gay like chapter two but whatever. A SLIGHT REPEAT OF CHAPTER 2 IN CHAPTER 4 AND CH 5. CH 4 will have: Princess Snake, her servants, King Kai and Bubbles. CH 5 will include the saiyans, King Kai, a brief scene of Princess Snake and her servants, Korin, and Yajirobe.