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Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode

Sequel to Truth Or Dare: Undead Style

What Would Johnny Depp Do?

Jasper's P.O.V

Fun, I can't tell what to pick! All Edward is, is excited, cheating mind reader!

"Hey!" he said.

"Ha proves you were snooping!"

He mumbled something unintelligent but I wasn't paying attention.

"Dare." I decided.

"Yay!" Edward squealed.

"Umm...Edward?" Bella asked.

"Yes?"

"Did you just squeal?"

"Umm...cough no."

"Jasper?" she said turning to me.

"Yes?"

"Can vampires cough?"

"Not naturally, no." I said and Edward glared at me.

"Wow Edward," Bella said turning back to him, "I think Jessica's having an effect on you!"

Edward's mouth dropped open and he fell to the floor dramatically.

"Jasper? Can vampires faint?" Bella asked turning to me once again.

I shook my head grinning.

"I didn't think so." she said nudging Edward with her toe.

He glared at her, jumping back up onto his feet.

"That hurt Bella."

She rolled her eyes but she was feeling slightly guilty and ended up apologizing anyway.

Edward of course forgave her and they had one of their chaste pecks, God I'd go insane if I were him, and I had to be that careful.

Edward rolled his eyes at me but grinned when he remembered it was his turn and I was the victim this time.

"Okay Jasper, I dare you to make a portable Johnny Depp shrine that you have to bring with you everywhere and you have to set it up in religion class, and every sentence out of your mouth has to have something to do with Johnny Depp."

Awww, not fair, Edward knew about my "Pirates of the Caribbean" phase a couple years back.

I sighed but got to work quickly making a semi-shrine, that consisted of a felt cloth to drape over my desk a picture frame with a signed snapshot of Johnny Depp and various labeled articles that I had gotten off E-bay a couple years ago, such one of the 8 pieces of 9 from "At World's End" and Jack's hat and the random dudes eyeball (I'd bought it on a whim).

Alice looked slightly surprised to see my collection but she shrugged it off she'd been there for some of my other less justified obsessions.

I walked to religion class quickly hoping to be seen by as little people as possible. I arrived just in time as the bell rang and went to my usual seat and the back and set up my things.

The teacher eyed me critically but ignored my setup for the most part.

"Okay class," she said "Today we'll be talking about values and what one should do in certain situations. For example, your friend forgot to do their homework and they ask you for yours to copy, what would be the right thing to do?"

When no one raised their hand she began scanning the class for a victim and since she'd seen my little display at the beginning of class I knew it would be me even before she said my name.

"Jasper? What would you do?"

I pretended to think about it.

"Well, I guess I'd let them copy my work, it's what Johnny Depp would do."

"Excuse me? Who?"

"Johnny Depp," I said my tone suggesting it was someone everyone knew, "the actor." I hinted, a little rudely.

"I see, and what is that all over your desk?"

"Umm…" If I were Bella I would have blushed for sure. "Johnny Depp stuff?"

"Uh-huh, and what is it doing in my classroom?"

"Um…being?" I said for lack of a better response.

"Alright class, thanks to Jasper you will now continue this discussion about morals in groups and I want as page of at least 10 different situations and what you would do in them."

Everyone moaned and a couple people turned to glare at me but I didn't pay attention, I had already begun writing.

1. If I were trapped in shark infested waters and had nothing but a gummy worm I would… summon Johnny Depp and the Black Pearl to save me.

2. If I could eat cheese all day I would have a cheese eating contest with Johnny Depp.

3. If I could be Johnny Depp I would be.

4. If aliens were taking over the planet and I was gonna die, I try and die at the same time as Johnny Depp.

I smiled as I wrote down the next one.

5. If Bella and Edward ever go further I'll go get Johnny Depp and we'll make whopping sounds while running around the house declaring Edward is finally no longer a prude.

6. If the ducks we set free on that day at the beach (a/n: If you read my story A Day At The Beach, it'd make sense) really do take over the world, Johnny Depp and I will help Alice give her duck a better name.

7. If Emmett wasn't my brother or freakishly strange I'd be very happy and I'd throw a party, with Johnny Depp of course.

8. If the school blew up forever, I would have another party with Johnny Depp.

9. If Alice decided makeovers sucked, I'd faint and then go find Johnny Depp and tell him the good news, and then…I'd have a party!

10. If I could replace the teacher who gave this assignment with Johnny Depp I would.

Just as I finished Eric came over to my desk.

"Hey, Jasper?" he asked.

"Ya?"

"I like Johnny Depp too; he's the Cheese overlord who looks after everything for the Big Cheese."

I nodded unable to find words for his weirdness; he talked to normal people about this stuff? I mean I understand when I was dressed up as a giant piece of cheese but in class? Weirdo! (A/n: Read Truth or Dare: Undead Style, the prequel to this for Jasper's cheese dare.)

Eric smiled and went back to his desk, humming the national anthem of cheese (a/n: Truth or Dare: Undead StyleJ)

Just then the bell rang and I ran out before the teacher could kill me, I could tell how annoyed at me she was.

Sorry if it's kinda short and sorry for not updating in a couple days, i've been busy and I won' be able 2 update for 3 more cause I'm going on a fieldtrip but I promise to try and have something ready when I get back! Please review I want... I'll say 70 since I'll be gone for 3 days it should be easy! Anyway Love ya'll and I better hear from you!