Me: Welcome back to The Supernatural pirates and their captain who gets his name laughed at.

Disclaimer: So this was next on your update list.

Me: No it was just the one I got inspiration for.

Disclaimer: So you really are just gonna go with the whole update which ever you have inspiration for.

Me: Yup.

Disclaimer: Well let's just get to the Jizz vs Card fight.

Me: Right so get to the disclaimer cause I've got things to do.

JH walks out the room.

Disclaimer: JH does not own One Piece, Marvel, Kingdom hearts or DC.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Other being talking"

'Other being thinking'

Flashback

Technique/Attack

Yelling/Ranting

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(AN)

Chapter 3: Firstmate Arc part 3: Jizz VS. Card

Captain Jizz and Card stared each other down waiting for the other to make a move. Then, like some bell had been rung Card ran at Jizz. Card jumped over the desk and would have decked him had Jizz not suddenly vanished and appeared behind him.

"Ha, if you think I'll be taken down that easy you got another thing coming." Jizz said as he picked up Card and slammed him through the desk.

"H - how'd you get behind me?" Card asked.

"Well, since you won't live through this, you should know exactly what is going to kill you." Jizz said smiling. "I am Captain Cummington Jizz, and I ate a devil fruit."

"Aren't you going to tell me which one?" Card asked.

"Nope. You just have to figure it out for yourself." Jizz said as he waited for Card to get up before taking a fighting stance.

Card got up and faced Jizz as he took a stance. His mind started to work on the possible fruits he could have eaten. 'Well the only way to find out is to fight 'em. So...' Card charged at Jizz once more in hopes of finding out what the man's fruit was.

Jizz vanished once more as Card reached him, and when he reappeared he kneed him in the side or at least he would have had it not gone right through Card.

"The hell!" Jizz exclaims.

"You aren't the only one with tricks up their sleeve." Card says with a smirk.

"Don't start to act smug just because you're a logia, you still haven't hit me once." Jizz said with a snarl.

Card just smiled and threw a left jab to Jizz. Jizz not expecting the attack didn't have time to pull the disappearing act and took the jab to the face. Card not wanting to lose this chance continued with a right hook and an uppercut knocking Jizz back a few steps. Jizz, not happy about actually being hit, threw a haymaker at Card then delivered two cross punches before finishing with with a sucker punch that sent card flying to the opposite wall. At least that was what he would have liked to do but Card just had it faze through him.

"You know what I'm just going to end it now." Card said as he moved back from the captain and his fist light on fire. "Nova Nova fist: 300 Degrees." Card said as he jumped and swung his flaming fist at Jizz only for Jizz to pull his vanishing act again, causing Card to smash his fist against the floor.

"Nova Nova fist huh, so then you must have ate the Nova Nova fruit." Jizz stated now across the room.

"You dodged my Nova Nova fist, how?" Card asked amazed.

"He, my fruit is just that good." Jizz said smiling.

Card put on a determined face as he charged at Jizz with both of his fists alighted.

(Jail cells)

Aimi was running down the hallways and corridors looking for the cell that her friend resided in.

"Kitty! Here Kitty Kitty! Kitty where are you?!" Aimi shouted then asked as she kept running, waiting for a response.

"Aimi! I'm here." A feminine voice yelled as two hands can be seen waving out a cell.

"Kitty, oh thank god I found you." Aimi said with relief as she arrived at the cell and started to go through keys looking for the one that opened the cell.

Aimi finally found the right one and unlocked the cell door. The owner of the voice now named Kitty walked out the cell. (AN: Yeah if you haven't figured it out by now it's Kitty from X-men, the version of her I'll be using is the X-men Evolution version.) As Kitty walked out you could see that she has seastone cuffs on her. Aimi again looked for the key to unlock the cuffs.

"You know if you had just unlocked the cuffs first I could have just gone through the bars and it would take less time." Kitty says.

Aimi blushed in embarrassment for not realizing that. She finally found the right key and unlocked the cuffs. Kitty rubbed her wrists as the cuffs came off.

"I just realized how did you get down here, or get the keys for that matter?" Kitty asked.

"Oh umm I had help from this guy I found washed up on the shore yesterday." Aimi explained.

Kitty stared blankly. "You got help from a guy you met yesterday, and virtually know nothing about." Kitty said pointing out the flaws in how Aimi rescued her.

"Hey he's a good guy, might be a little dense and over zealous but still a good guy." Aimi defended herself.

"Right well where is he?" Kitty asked.

"Fighting Jizz in his office." Aimi responded.

"...He's going to die." Kitty said.

"I've got faith he'll win, plus if we get up there quickly we can help him." Aimi said.

"Ok then let's go." Kitty said as her and Aimi were about to run up to Jizz's office, when more cannon fodd...err I mean Marine Officers showed up.

"Seriously now you show up, where were you guys when I was coming down here." Aimi said with a twitch of the eye.

Both Aimi and Kitty looked at each other before nodding before running at them.

(Jizz's Office)

Both Jizz and Card were staring each other down as more signs of a tussle can be sign around the office.

Both charged at each other and exchanged a series of punches before Jizz vanished and then tried to hammer Card, but it just went through him. Both jumped back from each other.

'We are going nowhere with this, everytime I try to hit him he vanishes everytime he tries to hit me I'll have it pass through...maybe yeah that'll work.' Card thought as he charged up a new attack.

"You should know by now that Nova Nova fist of your's will not work on me." Jizz said.

Card just smiled as he called out the name of his attack. "Nova Nova Scatter blades." Card said as he released arcing blades of fire throughout the office. The blades bounced around the room and several of them set a course for Jizz. Jizz had a scowl on his face as the blades came at him. When the blades reached their target is when the weirdness started to occur instead of hitting Jizz like they should, the blades got sucker into a portal that appeared from nowhere and vanished. The same thing occurred to the other blades as well, before a portal opened up behind Card and all the blades slammed into his back knocking him to the floor.

"What the? How did you do that?" Card asked. "Well since you asked so nicely I'll tell you I ate the Portal Portal fruit. This fruit allow me to generate a portal in any location and going to any location of my choosing." Jizz explained.

"Well shit this fight just got a lot more harder." Card said with a cheerful look.

"Why are you cheerful, you shouldn't be cheerful there's no way you can win this." Jizz said a bit disturbed by Card's cheerfulness.

"I'm cheerful because I'm starting my voyage off with a tough fight and after I beat you I get my first Nakama, that can only be a sign for good things to come." Card said excited.

"You are a special type of crazy aren't you, the fact that you think you and your little accomplice think you can get out of here alive with one of my prisoners is almost laughable. But seriously you are not getting out of here as it stands those two are probably already dead and soon you'll be too." Jizz said as he looked at Card as if he was trying to figure what size coffin to get him.

"I'm not sure about that as I said before they're strong and won't be taking down by some cannon fodder officers, and I won't go down that easy even if you can create portals." Card said determined to win.

"Yeah well its not just the officers they have to worry about its my lieutenant that's the real problem, she is about as strong as me. As for you, your head will look great mounted on my wall." Jizz said as he took a fighting stance with portals circling him.

(Jail cells)

A number of unconscious marines littered the ground as Kitty and Aimi were making their way out of the cells level of the base only to be stopped as suddenly a woman blocked their path. The women in question was 5"6' wearing a marine jacket zipped up enough to still show some cleavage and her light blue blouse. She had on a pair of white pants and heels, with two cutlass at her side. She had long white hair, red eyes and slightly pale skin.

"Sorry honey but my boss wouldn't like it if I let you escape or continue living, so die for me please." The woman said in and seductive voice.

(End)

Me: Right so yeah chapter done and done.

Disclaimer: Good job getting this done in time.

Me: Thank you my wonderful lackey now close us out while I handle my work.

JH is once more out the room.

Disclaimer: I really hope he finishes whatever he's working on. Anyway R Ja Ne.