This one is a bit shorter. Sorry about that
Dr. McCoy, for the past month and a half, had been insufferable. He had been giving everyone the third-degree and hadn't been exactly gentle with those hypos, if you're wondering why he turned into the Spanish Inquisition, It was, truthfully, all Joanna's fault. McCoy's daughter had come to visit him, after not being on the USS Enterprise for exactly seven years (14 to 21 was quite a leap) and she had changed very much. She had gotten old enough that it wasn't as weird to be as smart and philosophical as she was (it was still a bit out of the ordinary) and her once long hair was now a short fringe over her eye. All of this was okay with Bones, except now, she was getting some attention from the men of the Enterprise, and a rumor had gotten around that she had a thing going with one of the crewmen. Dr. McCoy wasn't amused at this idea, not at all. So he had been keeping a sharp eye on his daughter and any male that got within 10 feet of her, the only men he was okay with were Spock and Jim. Spock for obvious reasons and Jim because he had told him once that he thought of her as "A little Sister I never wanted."
"Listen Jim," Bones started one day while Jim was getting his monthly checkup "If Jo was messing around with anyone, you would tell me, right?" Jim rolled his eyes and sighed at his overprotective father of a friend, "Are you still on that stupid rumor? She's not messing around with anyone." Spock, who was walking past them at the time, said offhandedly "I believe she is in a romantic relationship with an Ensign." Jim's and McCoy's heads snapped up so fast that one might think they would get whiplash. "WHAT!" McCoy roared at the Commander who raised an eyebrow, "I'm sorry," the Half-Vulcan said smugly, if Vulcans could be smug "I thought you were aware of your daughter's activities with the Ensign." Before Spock could fully finish, two very angered men stormed off to talk to Joanna and kill this mysterious Ensign that thought he could mess around with Jo and not tell them, whatever came first.
BANG BANG BANG, McCoy knocked (Slammed) on Joanna's door, which she opened, looking a little frazzled. "Dad, what the hell, I was having a nap." She said, annoyed, while running a hand through her hair. "Maybe it has something to do with fact I just found out from SPOCK of all people, that my DAUGHTER is sleeping with some ENSIGN!" Bones yelled at Joanna, who recoiled and looked shocked "I don't know what you're talking about." She spat at him. While no one was looking, Spock had walked in front of the bathroom door on the opposite side of the room and faced the others. "If you're not in a relationship with a member of Starfleet, then why is this in here?" Spock asked while holding on one finger a golden Starfleet shirt. Then he walked away from the bathroom and pushed the button to open the door, and standing in there was Chekov, topless and (thankfully for Joanna) wearing pants. Chekov paled under the two fatherly men's glares, said "H-Hello." And walked to stand next to Joanna, "What do you two have to say for yourselves?" Jim asked, seething at the two guilty 20 year olds. Joanna looked between her father and Jim and finally said "Never trust a Vulcan."
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