A Disaster?

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Deidara had his chin on both the palms of his hands, which indicated that he was bored as hell. Hidan hadn't spoken a word to him when they had sat down, and he was feeling less and less energetic about their "date". He mentally rolled his eyes. No, this was not a date. Dates were supposed to be exciting and fun…or so he thought.

"Hidan…." the blonde mumbled, shifting his chair a little forward as he reached for the said man. The Jashinist turned and gave him a look of both annoyance and confusion.

"What the fuck's wrong now?"

Deidara frowned. "You barely talked to me! You asked me out, didn't you, or have you forgotten I was even here, un?"

"I didn't know you were fucking sensitive." Hidan turned in his seat, now facing the blonde. He had a sharp gleam in his pinkish eyes which made Deidara shudder unexpectedly. Never in his life had he seen the silver-haired man in such a way…it made the blonde ponder, as if Hidan was a puzzle that needed to be solved in order to be fully understood.

"I…I'm not…" Deidara tried to keep a steady voice as he looked away. What was up with him?

"Oh really…" Hidan's smirk grew. He knew he had startled the blonde, and he seemed to have enjoyed his expression. It made him feel superior. He was about to bite back another comment when the lights suddenly went off.

The Jashinist grew stiff in his seat in surprise. He couldn't see a damn thing! He only heard Deidara's raspy voice, calling out his name. He was obviously scared to death.

"H-Hidan!! Where a-are you…?"

"I'm right here, Dei! I'll hold your hand and guide you outside!"

Hidan reached for the blonde's hand, but he hadn't completely tighten his grip when he felt Deidara scramble away, causing his chair to fall.

"AH! S-something touched…me…!"

"That was me, you dumbass!"

"Sorry…"

"Great, now I can't even tell where you are now! Where is that damn waitress??"

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Back at the counter

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"Alright, mission accomplished!"

"Sshh…they might hear us, Sakura-chan!"

"Alright, you guys, what the hell did you do now?" Shikamaru's voice suddenly loomed behind the two unsuspecting girls.

"Agh! Don't do that, Shikamaru!" Sakura's voice loomed beneath her friends' ears. Hinata giggled as she sat on the floor with her pink-haired friend.

"This is your plan?? Heck, you've scared the wits out of them!" the Nara's voice became serious. "…if anything goes wrong, I blame the two of you…"

"Relax, Shiky…watch and learn from the experts!"

"Tsk…troublesome…"

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Back to the totally scared "couple"

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"Ah! Damn it! That was the third chair I bumped into!" Hidan clutched his injured thigh as he felt his way to a very, very scared blonde. "…why don't you fucking come near me, you wuss!"

"N-no…c-can't…"

"You're such a baby!"

The pissed man gave up in feeling his way to the "baby". Instead, he lunged forward, not caring where he would land. He was very annoyed and pissed…

"AH! What's that?!"

"Relax, it's me!" Hidan groaned in pain. Then, he realized he landed on top of Deidara. He was about to get off when he felt the blonde hug him closer. He realized Deidara was shaking furiously.

"Hey…"

Suddenly, the light went on again. Hidan mentally cursed as he turned and saw three kids make their way to the two, who were still on the floor. Sakura had a wide smile plastered on her face.

"What the fuck is wrong with you people?!"

Hidan jumped up from the floor with such intense fury. He glared at the three offenders. "He was scared as hell!"

Sakura bobbed his head in amusement at Deidara, who was already on his feet. He was still a little shaky, though. "You were? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know."

The silver-haired man was boiling. How stupid can these people get?

"That's it, we're out of here."

Deidara found himself being pulled away by Hidan. He felt himself tingling at such a sudden contact. He turned his head to give Sakura one last glance before they went out. She gave the blonde a thumbs up.

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Later that night

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"Hey, listen…"

Deidara turned as he saw Hidan stop on his tracks, his eyes hidden by the shadows of the night. He shivered as the cold air flew over them. Hidan looked glummer than usual. Was he disappointed?

"I thought this night…well…I thought it would turn out fine." Hidan turned away, a pink tinge tinted on his pale cheeks. Deidara's expression softened. He smiled warmly at the older man.

"It's okay, Hidan…really."

"Even though we didn't have a fucking good time…?" His pink eyes quivered with intensity as he met the blonde's visible blue eye."…I just wanted to preserve a memory of our…first and…only date…"

Deidara gawked at Hidan. What was he saying? Hidan was definitely acting strange again. It kind of confused the blonde on what was his real intention…but somehow, he found himself shaking his head and moving closer to the silver-haired man.

"Who said I didn't enjoy our time, un?"

"You enjoyed it? Even though you were practically screaming like a baby?" Hidan's lips tugged in amusement as he watched the blonde flush.

"I was really scared, un!"

"You didn't have to worry…" Hidan moved closer to Deidara."I was there to help."

Hidan's hand softly touched Deidara's at first. The blonde looked up at him expectedly. The older pretended that he didn't care when their fingers were entwined, but deep inside, he would've felt like doing a thousand cartwheels all day.

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TBC