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Starlll: (U)OLLIGG!!)())((()()()))

Mudd: (Twilight Princess) What?

Starlll: I made a picture!

Mudd: Of what?

Starlll: You don't see it?!
Mudd: No....

Starlll: I can't believe you don't see the picture!!
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Disclaimer: I only own Mudd, Gale, and Clukko. Yes, BTM707, Clukko is back.

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Note: Whenever I skipped a line, I put a dash because I think it will be one long list without breaks if I don't fill in the lines.

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Mudd was laying against the ranch in Oradon. He had worked there for as long as he could remember. He was wondering what would happen if he was forced to chose a side to the war. The Zora had better tactics, but the Gorons had the muscle.

Stop thinking about those things. You can't get wrapped up in that war. Think about how it would destroy your life... but what would happen if the troops came here? His cold-as-granite side asked. The day is going to come when you have choose your side! What will happen then?

But Mudd knew that the troops would never come to a peaceful town like Oradon. He was the only one who knew how to use a sword- aside from Rusl, of course. Rusl taught Mudd how to use a sword, and the 17 year old turned out to be one of the best swordsmen in the country- which was good considering that he couldn't use a bow or knives for his life. (Oh, the irony.)

"I guess I would choose the Zora's side." Mudd said quietly.

"And I guess I would choose not to wait for you to look up and see me!" A green man (sorry folks, not Luigi) said, towering over Mudd.

"Link!" Link other person who taught Mudd the art of swordsmanship.

"You really need to be more alert. I could have killed you right there." Link smiled and Mudd realized he was joking.
"Come on in, Link. It's been a while since you last stopped by." Mudd said to the 32 year old man.

Link entered the ranch and had a drink.

Mudd had just sat down when Link began to tell him of the reason why he came.

"Mudd... I need you to do something for me." He said.

"What?"

Link hesitated before responding. "Have you ever seen the country around Oradon before?"
Mudd thought about it. "No, I haven't."
Link's eyes trailed to the two black tarantula tattoos on Mudd's wrists.

"I need you to give this gift to the royal family in castle town." Link put a steel sword and shield on the wooden table. "Castle Town is about half-way across the country. Do you think that you can handle that?"

"Is there anything I can't handle?" Mudd asked smugly.

Link smiled knowingly. "You have no idea."

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Link was leaving Oradon after his short stay. The entire time, he was acting like he was hiding something important from Mudd.

"Bye Link, see you later."

Link smiled atop of his horse -named Epona- and waved goodbye.

"You'll find him in the Grudeo desert." He said, then ran off before explaining.

Generally, Mudd had no idea who Link was talking about or where the Grudeo desert was, and forgot what he said five minutes after he was told.

Mudd's horse, Gale, was waiting for him at the gates of Oradonia, pawing the ground.

"Calm down, girl." He whispered to the brown horse. "We'll leave soon."

Mudd checked everything he could think of in his supplies (food, water, weapons, etc.)

and loaded them on his back with surprising ease. Then he got onto Gale's back and kicked off. It will be a while before he ever got back to his home, and when he does get home, he won't be happy to see what it turned into.

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The next night:

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Mudd was on his back, laying down with his face to the dark midnight sky.

"It doesn't get much better than this." He said.

He closed his eyes and took his guitar out of his bag, then started playing.

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Mudd was standing next to Gale, looking at his map for directions. He was halfway to Lake Hylia, which was two thirds away from Castle town.

Let's see... I've traveled for three and a half days, I'm about halfway to two thirds there... that's one third there.

"I'll NEVER get there in time!"
Then Gale started to bark like a savage dog, attempting to break out into full run. Gale would trample over the small figure ahead, if it weren't for Mudd pulling on the reigns.

"Hush, girl." He hissed. "It's just a cucco. No need to go crazy." He had only seen Gale so bloodthirsty once, and that was when a whole pack of hungry wolves were several yards away. "Just a cucco."

The cucco slowly waddled to the teenager and his horse. It was brown with ruffled feathers from the sudden surprise.

The most distinguishing feature, however would be the collar around it's neck (Where else would a collar be?). Cuccos weren't given collars because they were never worth enough for the trouble.

"Let's see who you belong to..." Mudd said as he inspected the metal charm, "Clukko... Well, I guess that's your name. Now who do you belong to." He flipped it over. "This cucco belongs to whoever finds him."

There was a moment of silence as Mudd decided what to do with the strange cucco.

"Well, I guess you should come with us, then."

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"Okay, where are we?" Mudd asked, annoyed.

They were in a small canyon, and boulders were stacked up on every side.

I don't feel good about this.

Mudd barely finished his thought when a stack of rocks fell, narrowly missing him.

"Oh Goddesses." He said as another stack fell behind him.

Mudd was trapped in a canyon, a stack of boulders were stacked up by his side, and another pile was on it's jolly way.

"Holy-" Was the last thing he said before he blacked out.

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Zora's Domain, four days later.

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Mudd opened his eyes.

Where am I? He thought. Then it hit him like a ton of bricks. The getting hit by a ton of boulders, that is.

"Are you awake?" A Zora asked.

"Yes. That's why my eyes are open, idiot."
The Zora looked hurt.
"I'm just worried for your sake. That's all. Those Boulders hit you pretty hard, you had to get your left and right legs amputated."

"Shut up and leave me alone." Mudd replied, not being able to think of a good comeback.

The Zora left the room and Mudd realized what he said.

Amputated? Did they cut my legs off?!?!?

Mudd instantly ripped a chord off his arm and fumbled through the sheets by his legs. Both his legs were there.

I'm gonna kill that sick person. He thought.

Then he heard a familiar Cluck-cluck.
"Clukko?"

"I see you found your friend. He wouldn't leave you alone after the Gorons pushed those rocks on you."

"I told you to leave... wait, what do you mean 'the Gorons pushed those rocks on me?"

"Either I leave, or I tell you what I meant. Take your pick." The Zora said smugly.

"Fine. Stay and explain, or go. I don't care either way."

"I think you do. Anyway, you know about the Goron/ Zora war that's been going on lately, don't you? Well, of course you do. Anyway, the Gorons must have thought you were with us, and ambushed you."

There was a moment of silence.

"Why would they think I'm a Zora?" Mudd asked.

"Well, you do kind of have a similar bone structure as us. And besides, the Gorons are crazy. It's their fault that this entire war started."

"Where's my horse?" Mudd asked.

"We're keeping it in the stables, don't worry."
There was another moment of silence.

"How old do you have to be to join this side of the war?" Mudd asked.

"You can join, if that's what you are hinting at."

Mudd gave a rare smile. "Fine, I accept."
"Good. My name is Rutabaga, top level archer."

"My name is Mudd."

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A/N

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Starlll: I've got some good news for you all!
Pearson: (Calmly) What? Never mind, I know.

Starlll: Sheesh. Just because you're my conscious doesn't mean that you can ruin my surprises. At any rate, in the review corner, We're making fun of someone else!

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The Review Corner!

Starlll: This one was submitted by Jane O'Callaghan!!

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Oh, I want to be mocked in the review corner too! I will make the longest
review ever, muhahahaha!

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Pearson: No you won't.

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So is Minda actually Midna under cover? She's so
creative with names!

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Starlll: No, that's the way her name is spelt.

Midna: No, this is the way my name is spelt.

Starlll: How did you get in here?! This is for me, Silvanus (My Greek clone) and my O.C.'s!!
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Aw, the stupid Younger died. How sad... And Hero does some wacky math, lol.
It's weird that it actually worked...

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Hero: HEY!! I've been doing math like that my whole life! Haven't you read "Standard Hylian Arithmetic"?

Starlll: HEY! You aren't my O.C.! You belong to Nintendo64! (Actual person.)

Hero: I have to go, don't I?
Starlll: Yeah! Hippies use back door! (Points to a glass window.) No exceptions!

Hero: Fine. (Breaks through a glass window and jumps out.)

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Is Malon going to be in this one? Or at least mentioned... She is Mudd the
second's mother after all!
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Mudd: Wait, who's my mother?

Starlll: You'll have to find out for yourself.

Mudd: Tell me before I rip your arms off and feed them to you.

Starlll: (Looks left, then right.) NEVER!!! (Jumps out the glass window next to the one that Hero broke through.)

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Okay, I'm out of things to talk about. I don't think it's the longest review
ever, but oh well.

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Pearson: Told you.

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Oh, Silicon! You are so cute! Here, I made you a cookie! ^_^

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Hero: Wait, that was for him? (Wipes crumbs off his face.)

Mudd: How did you get back in here?

Hero: Through the front door.

Mudd: A... door? EVERYBODY!! A WAY OUT!!

(Everyone but Hero runs out the door.)

Hero: I wonder what Silicon is doing right now...

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Meanwhile, with Silicon:

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Silicon: (Running through the hills with his stuffed gorilla) (Singing.)
The hills are alive!
With the sound of music!

Gorilla: (Singing) La-La-La-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Silicon: (Record stops.) Say what? You can talk?
Gorilla: Um... (Runs away screaming.)

Silicon: (Sad.) Now I have no one to travel with. Rats.

Owl: Hi there Silicon J. Lion! I'm Brian the owl, your conscience!

Silicon: You mean like Pearson?
Brian the Owl: Yes, but I'm your conscience! And I'm not as calm!
Silicon: Will you ever run away from me screaming?
Brian the Owl: Never! I'm like cheese all over your macaroni!

(Long moment of silence.)

Brian: So what are you doing?
Silicon: Well, I've got some people to take care of LostWonder15, so now I'm going to her house to tell her.

Brian: Get some people to take care of her, huh? (Moment of silence.) You got the coupons?

Silicon: (Smiles devilishly.) Oh yeah.

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Dun-Dun-Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!