A/N: Part three of the Crack Chronicles. I don't know what's gonna happen in this part, so I'm a bit scared. I don't own Maximum Ride or Kingdom Hearts. If only I did...then I would be worshipped! *Manaical laughter* I mean...I would be respected throughout the world. *Cough, cough* Anyway, enjoy. Or you, cower in fear at this craziness. Whichever comes first. Hopefully enjoy first, cower leater. Enjoy!
Chapter Three
Gazzy: I WANT MAH COOKIES!
Sora: So what? What if I don't have any?
Gazzy: Then I'd be forced to sue you for false advertising. You said you had cookies, and I want them.
Sora: What kind of cookies do you want midget?
Gazzy: I'M NOT A MIDGET! And I want chocolate chip.
Sora: NOOOO! The chocolate chip ones are MINE. ALL MINE!
(Gazzy kicks Sora in the shins, and takes the cookies.)
Gazzy: Glad to do business with you, sir.
Sora: RIKU! HE STOLE MY COOKIES!
Riku: Well you did say that you would give him cookies...
Sora: But he took the chocolate chip ones. The chocolate chip ones are mine.
Riku: Oh...sucks for you, then.
Max: You guys should read this story.
Sora: What story is it?
Max: "Sora Sucks Balls". (A/N: Which still has yet to come into exsistence...)
Sora: I WILL NOT READ THAT ATROSCITY.
Max: Suit yourself.
Sora: Riku won't read it either, will you?
Riku: What the hell are you talkin' about? I wrote it in the first place.
Sora: WAAAAHHHHHH. Is the whole world against me?
Gazzy: No, just us.
(Iggy creeps around in the backround)
Iggy: The Great Ninja Iggy stops suddenly. He senses a dark aura approaching him...
Max: You should. Fang's behind you.
Fang: What have I said about playing ninja?
Iggy: I don't remember.
Fang: Don't do it. You'll kill someone.
Iggy: Oh, like that one poor lady in Flo-
Fang: I thought we all agreed never to speak of that incident again. Didn't we?
Iggy: Oh, right...
Riku: You killed soemone?
Iggy: NO. Why would you think such a thing?
Riku: Because you just said it yourself...
Iggy: Oops...
Sora: I've killed people before! Okay, not really. I 'killed' Demyx, Xaldin, Xigbar, Larxene, Saix, Xemnas, Luxord, Ansem, Oogie Boogie, Scar...
Riku: I think they get it.
Sora: I wasn't finished, but alright...
Gazzy: I bet you never won a single cookie fron them either.
Sora: No, but I almost won a cookie from Demyx...but then he died.
Gazzy: That's too bad.
Sora: I'M SICK OF YOUR CRAP MIDGET! I'm gonna fight you!
(And Sora whips out his Keyblade...)
Gazzy: Ooooo...shiney. Can I have it?
Sora: No! This is MINE!
Gazzy: But I want a shiney key too.
Sora: Too bad.
Gazzy: I should have asked for that key instead for cookies...
Riku: SORA SUCKS BALLS! *coughs*
Sora: Do not!
Gazzy: Hey Nudge! What song is that?
Nudge: "Trick or Treat".
Gazzy: Who's it by?
Nudge: Rin and Len Kagamine
Gazzy: Who are they?
Nudge: They're the Vocaloids! Who else?
Gazzy: Who ever they are.
Sora: Get out midget. Even I know who they are.
Gazzy: Well excuse me for not being on top of music lately.
?: QUUUUUAAAACCCCCKKKKK
Fang: What the hell was that?
A/N: WHAT WAS THAT? Which insane person said 'Quack'? Wasn't me...But then, who was it? I don't know, but I'm flippin' out. Could it be...no. Forget I said anything at all. We'll just have to wait until next time. R&R!