Well... plan for this month: Work on Poké Story until end of month, probally gonna complete two chapters or so... during Easter Break I'll be playing Kid Icarus Uprising (GREAT GAME). Next month I'll work on What It's Really Like In MarioKart 7.
Anyway, begin the chapter... of AWESOMENESS!
Oh and just so you guys know, you'll find out who he has been asking questions to when there was no one around.
Poké Story: Chapter 3: A Corridor of Eggs Part 1.
"Well... this is very sh!tty... THERE IS NO ONE IN HERE BUT ME!" Umbreon said.
"Oh well... I have an entire house to- WHAT THE #!%& IS THIS SH!T?" he asked.
He looked straight ahead where he found a computer, some broken equipment and a teleporter that currently has no permission to teleport.
"Hmm... I'll try the second floor..." Umbreon said as he looked up.
He got up to the right side of the second floor where he found a PC that restores your health and a save point.
"Umm... this place is so boring!" Umbreon said, "I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING DIFFERENT!"
Umbreon made his way pass the teleporter and found the left side of the second floor and a basement.
He went up to the second floor where he found two beds and a bookshelf.
"These people are certainly civilized..." Umbreon said.
Umbreon then made his way to the basement, where he found his...
"MOTHER #!%&ING NEMESIS!" Umbreon screamed.
He managed to swim across the water, about 15 tries later.
Once across, he found some flowers and red pedals are over the floor.
"No... dont tell me... THAT THEY ARE HERE!" Umbreon said, shocked.
"Le sh!t, now I gotta make my way back to the other side of the water... HOLY DAMN I SAID SOMETHING FRENCH!" Umbreon said.
He made his way across the water again, but according to water physics these days, he 'drowned' 10 times.
"I...finally... MADE IT!" Umbreon said.
"Now, to the teleporter!" Umbreon yelled, proudly.
He got to the teleporter, but he forgot it had no permission to teleport.
"MOTHER F- Hey! Whats that on the computer over there?" Umbreon asked his imaginary friend, a Vaporeon.
"DONT TURN AWAY FROM ME, MISSEY!" Umbreon screamed, when she turned around.
The Vaporeon then stuck her tougue out at him, causing him to get fairly pissed off.
"THATS IT! YOUR #!%&ING SCREWED NOW! BI%CH!" Umbreon raged, "PREPARE TO MEET- shiny words on the computer... must read them..."
He read aloud, "Kazuma: but, just so you know, if I get to that point, I'll do it..." Umbreon paused, "WHO THE HELL IS KAZUMA?"
He then noticed something else and read it out loud, "Allow teleportation to Egg Corridor?"
"A corridor... filled with eggs..." Umbreon paused, "Hmmm... I am getting pretty hungry, maybe I'll go and take one... or two..."
He selected yes, and went to the teleporter, and teleported off to Egg Corridor.
"This aint the normall, everyday, Egg Corridor... this is, an advanced Egg Corridor..." Umbreon said in awe.
Instantly, his treasure senses kicked in and it seemed it was coming from underneath him.
He found a Bisharp above him.
"Hi, I'm an Umbreon, and you are?" Umbreon said to the Bisharp.
"...A dark type pokémon like you... idiot," the Bisharp began, "Oh, and you should watch out for the Slowpoke moving back and forth on the bottom, its touch is very deadly."
"Ok, but I asked you what kind of pokémon you is, and how the hell do I get to the bottom?" Umbreon asked.
"...I'm a mother #!%&ing Bisharp ya moron, and there is a way down from close behind from the teleporter, but I cant go through it 'cause of business with the pokémon at the village" the Bisharp said.
"I welcomed myself to that village, I cant get back to where I started anyway..." Umbreon said, "But thanks for your help."
He made his way down and found the Slowpoke, not moving slow, but very fast.
"Oh... sh!t, this may be hard... I wonder if I can kill it" Umbreon said.
Umbreon tried hitting it with the move swift, but it didnt do anything.
"Dammit, now it will be a lot harder to get to the treasure I'm sensing... but what the hell, whats the worst that can hap-"
...Umbreon is dead... TIME PARADOX! AGAIN! Want to retry? Yes/No.
"-pen..." Umbreon finished, when he got teleported to that empty, nearly pitch black room.
"HOW THE #!%& CAN A SLOWPOKE BE SO DEADLY?" Umbreon asked the Vaporeon who slapped him across the face.
"DONT QUESTION! JUST DO THE SH!T AND BE DONE WITH IT!" Vaporeon said, but only able to actually speak in the nearly black room.
Umbreon just shrugged and pushed the 'yes' button.
Umbreon, now back at Egg Corridor, made a second attempt to get the treasure he was sensing.
He luckily made it and found...
"WHAT THE #!%&? THESE STUPID CAPSULES DONT TO SH!T BUT INSTEAD THEY RAISE MY HEALTH!" Umbreon raged.
Umbreon once again threw it away and somehow knocked out the Slowpoke.
"... that works... I guess..." Umbreon said.
Umbreon continued his way through Egg Corridor and instantly found a Rhyhorn.
"Well, this is a rock hard pokémon, I wonder if I can kick its ass, with my swift..." Umbreon mumbled and then paused, "WHAT THE #!%& ARE YOU STARING AT?" he asked Vaporeon.
"Who, me? Nothing. Just at your senseless, little, pathetic ASS! MOTHER #!%&ER!" Vaporeon replied.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME YOU BI%CH!" Umbreon raged.
"What are you gonna do about it?" Vaporeon asked, sticking her tougue out after.
"KICK YOUR ASS!" Umbreon yelled, as he used swift.
Expectedly, it had no effect on Vaporeon, it went right through her, like she is a ghost, but no, she is just an imaginary friend.
"Why cant I think right?" Umbreon asked.
"Because you dont have a mind!" Vaporeon replied.
"Oh really? I have a mind right here, sister!" Umbreon yelled back at her.
"Oh yeah? Show me!" Vaporeon said.
"Your making a big mistake..." Umbreon said as he took out his mind somehow.
"Well, I guess I was wrong, and I just killed him..." Vaporeon said.
Vaporeon turned around, and saw the Rhyhorn staring at the moment.
Vaporeon gave it the imaginary middle finger and disappeared.
...Umbreon died by a mind trick... MINDBLOWING! Want to retry? Yes/No.
"I SWEAR, THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER, I'M GONNA KICK HER #!%&ING ASS!" Umbreon raged.
"I cant believe you fell for that!" Vaporeon laughed, "Even a one month old baby wouldnt do that."
"Because they are too dumb, to figure out what you are saying to them!" Umbreon snapped back.
Vaporeon gasped at this, he actually said something smart.
"Whats the matter? Surprised or something? Shocked?" Umbreon asked.
"You said something wise. Yes, a little. And no, I'm not shocked" Vaporeon said.
"What does wise mean?" Umbreon asked, as his stupidity came back.
"Ugh, never mind, just continue on with the adventure!" Vaporeon roared.
"Oh yeah, right! I got sidetracked!" Umbreon said.
"I wonder why..." Vaporeon said sarcastically.
Umbreon pressed the 'yes' button and went back to Egg Corridor.
Umbreon, now back at the beginning of Egg Corridor, for the thrid time, will probally die of a heart attack when it may come to that part.
"Now, I must kick the frickin' Rhyhorn's ass so then I will actually be further then I was last time" Umbreon mumbled.
He quickly tried to tackle it, but ended up hurting himself.
"Ow..." Umbreon moaned.
"Before I forget, and I forget a lot, I gonna check the Map System" Umbreon paused, "How did I remember that?"
Unbreon checked the Map System and then looked up.
"HOLY MOTHER #!%&ING SH!T!" he yelled.
His yell was so loud it made all the enemies fall unconscious or kill themselves.
"Umm... what just happened?" Umbreon asked.
"You yelled and killed every enemy in front of you! That's what happened!" Vaporeon yelled at him.
"Shaweet! Now to move on without fear!" Umbreon said happily.
He walked on through Egg Corridor and some Ledyba attacked him.
"Wait, I thought my super-awesome-mega-yell killed all the enemies!" Umbreon raged.
"We Ledybas have protected ears from super-awesome-mega-yells, bi%ch!" a Ledyba said.
"Ya, you suck compared to us!" the other Ledyba said.
"WHY YOU BASTARDS!" Umbreon raged, ripping out their tiny heads.
"Explain to me how you did that" Vaporeon said, shocked.
"Explain to you what now?" Umbreon asked.
"Ugh, never mind..." Vaporeon groaned.
Umbreon then came across some Rattatas that apparently are differently colored.
"What the hell? Why do they change color and I dont?" Umbreon asked.
"I guess its because the scenery changed?" Vaporeon guessed.
"Whatever. I'm taking these idiots DOWN!" Umbreon said.
Right when he said that, all the Rattata's in the area came at hi and starting mauling on him.
"I'LL SCREAM RAPE!" Umbreon yelled.
"RA-" Umbreon got caught off when a Rattata bit his nose.
Umbreon then began spamming swift and managed to kill the Rattatas and found a huge pole in the way.
"Great... a pole... I must try to atleast get over it..." Umbreon grumbled.
Umbreon tried getting over the pole, and failed many times.
Once on top of the pole, he found an Oshawott and Machamp.
When he tried to approach the Oshawott...
"THERE you are, you monster!" the Oshawott began, "You dont scare me!"
"GRRRRRAWR!" the Machamp roared.
"What! YOU want some of this?" Oshawott asked.
"Ooh, this is getting good!" Umbreon said, grabbing a bag of popcorn.
"Take yo best shot! Even my big bro never beat me!"
The Machamp instantly owned the poor Oshawott, and punched the daylights outta her.
"Ouch! You got me!" Oshawott cried.
The Machamp punched her again.
"Sorry! I'M SORRY!" Oshawott cried louder.
The Machamp punched her so hard that she went flying back.
"Oohh..." the Oshawott moaned.
Umbreon stopped eating his popcorn.
"Huh? Who the hell are you?" the Oshawott asked.
The Machamp took chance at this and grabbed the Oshawott and carried it away.
"Harsh, much?" Umbreon said.
Umbreon was staring directly where the Machamp once was, while not moving a muscle.
"HEY! WAKE UP!" Vaporeon yelled.
"WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? OW!" Umbreon said.
Vaporeon slapped him across the face.
"Get yourself together!" Vaporeon said, "You gotta save that young girl!"
"What girl?" Umbreon asked idiotically.
"Ok... that Oshawott!" Vaporeon said.
"THAT OSHAWOTT WAS A GIRL?" Umbreon outbursted.
"Yeah..." Vaporeon said.
"No wonder she was so easily taken down..." Umbreon mumbled.
"GET BACK TO THE ADVETURE!" Vaporeon said.
"Oh yeah... right" Umbreon said.
Umbreon continued to make his way throught Egg Corridor, when his treasure senses kicked in.
"Hmm... treasure is near... but where?" Umbreon said.
Umbreon's treasure senses, sensed the treasure was above him, so he had to make his way up.
He found a door in the middle of nowhere and entered it.
He quickly saved his game and went up the the second floor.
"Well, this is highly unusual" an Uxie said to Umbreon.
"What is?" Umbreon asked.
"You're a soldier from the surface are you not?" the Uxie asked, "Where is your pink pal?"
"Surface? Soldier? Me? Pink Pal?" Umbreon asked.
"I guess you lost your memory... heh heh..." the Uxie said.
"Memory...?" Umbreon asked.
Vaporeon slapped him across the face.
"What did you do to yourself?" the Uxie asked.
"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO ME, SHE DID IT!" Umbreon yelled, pointing at a wall.
"Uh... ok?" the Uxie said.
Umbreon looked up and saw that there was a third and fourth floor.
"Well, I guess you better wander around until the batteries run out..." the Uxie said as Umbreon went up to the thrid floor.
Umbreon got up and found a door, which led him to the treasure he was sensing.
Once Umbreon got out of there, the treasure was on the other side of the platform he was on, that was close the the roof and very far from the floor.
He made an attempt to jump to the platform, but he hurt his head and fell down.
"WHY CANT I HAVE A MAGNET?" Umbreon asked.
"Because that would be cheating" Vaporeon pointed out.
"Geez, cheating aint that bad" Umbreon said.
Umbreon got back up there and made a second attempt.
This time he made it to the small platform between the two larger platforms and almost made it the the other side.
On his third try he made it the the other side, by actually trying.
He found another capsule, and just like the last few, it raised his life.
"WHAT THE #!%&!" Umbreon raged, "I HATE THESE STUPID CAPSULES THAT ARE ALWAYS DOING NOTHING BUT RAISING MY HEALTH!"
He threw it away just like the others and continued on...
In Part 2.
Ok... longer than expected... Kid Icarus: Uprising, MOTHER #!%&ING AWESOME!
And I know a may have messed around with some physics and stuff, but they are made to be broken.
And I would also appreciate some reviews. Y`know, tell what you guys think and all that crap. ^-^