Chapter 3
As soon as jack got out of the naughty corner he made a bee line around the classroom to angelica teach.
"What are you doing here!" jack said coldly.
"This is my school" said angelica.
"Funny, I didn't see your name on it when I came in" jack shot back.
"Look, sparrow" angelica put a finger in his face "you betrayed me once before and I wouldn't let it happen again."
Jack scoffed "How did I betray you?"
"You don't even remember" angelica shook her head "you and I were in nursery school together and you told everyone I had cooties."
"Oh yeah" jack smiled remembering "making icky girls like you cry was the best part of my days there."
"Oh jack stop" she whined "what were you doing in a Spanish catholic school anyway?"
"Mistook it for a cootie farm" jack giggled "honest mistake."
Jack's eye's widened as angelica grabbed the collar of his shirt.
"Jack" she said "I can make your experience here very, very, VERY bad!"
"Do tell dearie" he said.
She let go of his shirt, put on her innocent face and said "Mr. barbossa I think we need more chalk."
"Your right, angelica" said Mr. B "I'll go get some, you're in charge while I'm gone"
"Okay" angelica said sweetly.
As soon as Mr. B was gone, angelica ran for jack's backpack and pulled out his favorite thing in the whole world.
"SKIPPER!" jack yelled.
Yes, jack sparrow had a stuffed seahorse named skipper and he loved him. He couldn't go anywhere without him. Especially preschool!
"Angelica" jack said sadly "please don't hurt skipper."
"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it" said angelica "as long as you promise to be a good little boy."
Jack frowned "no way, cootie breath!"
"JACK SPARROW!" came a voice from behind.
Uh oh jack thought he turned "h-hi Mr. B."
"Mr. barbossa" gasped angelica "jack was trying to be bad again and take away MY new sea horse, angel, and he called me cootie breath."
"What!?" jack yelled "that's MY sea horse and HIS NAME is skipper, she was trying to black mail me into being a good boy."
"Well" said Mr. B "if you're not going to be good boy… go to the vice principals office!"
And with that jack dragged his feet to the door looking back seeing angelica play with his precious skipper and smiling evilly at him.
So far preschool is no fun at all.
