A/N:  Bwahahaha!  Again!  Again!  This is Taylor, again, if you haven't been able to tell yet.

Professional Help

JakeLovesMe19: hello

NoTalentSoldier: hello

NoTalentSoldier: who is this?

JakeLovesMe19: cassie

NoTalentSoldier: oh, it's you again huh?

JakeLovesMe19: i talked to you a couple of nites ago on my other sn

JakeLovesMe19: yeah

NoTalentSoldier: hmmmm

NoTalentSoldier: you do know that you are scary right?

A/N: Yes, and I consider being called scary a compliment!

JakeLovesMe19: maybe

JakeLovesMe19: anyway, whats up?

NoTalentSoldier: i'm tired

NoTalentSoldier: that's it

JakeLovesMe19: aww, im sorry

JakeLovesMe19: y so tired?

NoTalentSoldier: i'm not telling

JakeLovesMe19: y not?

NoTalentSoldier: becuase then you'll know too much about me

A/N:  Haha, he's paranoid!  He should be…  Obviously he's a bit smarter than Joey in Conversations of a Deranged Cassie and Scary Guy.

NoTalentSoldier: and that is scary

JakeLovesMe19: y so scary?

JakeLovesMe19: i already know your name

JakeLovesMe19: the city you live in

JakeLovesMe19: the school you go to

NoTalentSoldier: that's enough

JakeLovesMe19: some of the schools youve gone to

NoTalentSoldier: yea, exactly

JakeLovesMe19: one of the camps youve gone to

JakeLovesMe19: what you look like

A/N:  Or, at least what he looked like six years ago.  I've seen a few pictures of him from Chelsea, but still…

NoTalentSoldier: ok, for real, do i know who you are???

JakeLovesMe19: maybe

A/N:  Yes.

JakeLovesMe19: i dont know if you know me or remember me

NoTalentSoldier: where do you think you know me from?

JakeLovesMe19: i dont remember, but i met you a long time ago

A/N:  When we were both about two.

NoTalentSoldier: where, and when

JakeLovesMe19: your second elementary school, i believe

A/N:  Okay, not really, but at my old school that we both went to together, we would perform our annual play at the nearest public elementary school.  He ended up going there during fifth and sixth grade, after he left our public school.

JakeLovesMe19: i dont remember when

NoTalentSoldier: 5th or 6th grade?

JakeLovesMe19: fifth, i think

NoTalentSoldier: i think you do know, you're just being coy

JakeLovesMe19: well, tahnk you!

NoTalentSoldier: were you in my class or something

A/N:  Only for seven years…

NoTalentSoldier: ???

JakeLovesMe19: possibly

JakeLovesMe19: yes

JakeLovesMe19: or

JakeLovesMe19: no

JakeLovesMe19: who knows?

NoTalentSoldier: you

JakeLovesMe19: me? but i dont know!

JakeLovesMe19: i forgot!

NoTalentSoldier: whatever

JakeLovesMe19: i did think you were cute tho

A/N:  Not really.  But Chelsea says that he is considered cute, now.

NoTalentSoldier: how did you know me??

JakeLovesMe19: school

JakeLovesMe19: so are you doing anything now?

NoTalentSoldier: your mama

JakeLovesMe19: ???

NoTalentSoldier: i am doing your mom

JakeLovesMe19: i dont get it....

A/N:  I'm not called "O Innocent One" by some people at school for nothing…

NoTalentSoldier: nevermind

JakeLovesMe19: ...

JakeLovesMe19: k

JakeLovesMe19: so what are you really doing?

NoTalentSoldier: talking to people

JakeLovesMe19: cool

JakeLovesMe19: who?

NoTalentSoldier: your mama

JakeLovesMe19: omg, stop talking about my mom

JakeLovesMe19: shes embarrassing

NoTalentSoldier: haha

JakeLovesMe19: shes always talking about different "cool" bands such as "nice is neat," "the fudgies," "snoopy diggity dog," and "boys eleven men"

A/N:  See book #12, The Reaction, on page eight.

JakeLovesMe19: *shudder*

NoTalentSoldier: haha

JakeLovesMe19: so, what are you really doing right now?

NoTalentSoldier: TALKING TO PEOPLE!!!!

A/N:  Hehehe, making him repeat himself…  =)

JakeLovesMe19: like?

NoTalentSoldier: people you don't know

JakeLovesMe19: how do you know that i dont know them?

NoTalentSoldier: because i am omnipotent

JakeLovesMe19: what schools do they go to? i know lots of people at jefferson and washington

JakeLovesMe19: no you're not

JakeLovesMe19: only the ellimist is

A/N:  And now "Cassie" really turns into Cassie!  Well, kind of…  A deranged Cassie, at least.

JakeLovesMe19: *mutters about stupid guys that meddle without meddling*

NoTalentSoldier: .........o..............k..........................?

JakeLovesMe19: crayak is omnipotent too, i guess

JakeLovesMe19: but hes an annoying pain-in-the-butt

NoTalentSoldier: uhuh

JakeLovesMe19: both of them are evil now, tho

JakeLovesMe19: they couldnt save my bud rachel when she died

JakeLovesMe19: they could have, but they chose not to

JakeLovesMe19: they think that controlling the universe is more important than her life! *scoffs*

JakeLovesMe19: taylor?

A/N:  He wasn't saying anything, so I started saying "hello" in as many languages as I knew how.  The first three foreign languages were a small hint to him, because they were the three languages taught at our old school.

JakeLovesMe19: hello?

JakeLovesMe19: hola?

A/N:  Spanish.

NoTalentSoldier: yes?

JakeLovesMe19: bonjour?

A/N:  French.

JakeLovesMe19: konnichi wa?

A/N:  Japanese.

JakeLovesMe19: bonjourno?

A/N:  Italian.

JakeLovesMe19: aloha?

A/N:  Hawaiian.

JakeLovesMe19: ni hao ma?

A/N:  Chinese.  Sorry, I don't know which language, Cantonese or Mandarin.

NoTalentSoldier: what dod you want?

JakeLovesMe19: to talk to you, you little hottie

A/N:  *Gags*

NoTalentSoldier: ok

JakeLovesMe19: but so yeah, rachel died....

JakeLovesMe19: it was really sad

JakeLovesMe19: especially cuz her boyfriend went into depression and disappeared for three years

JakeLovesMe19: and rachel's cousin, jake, my boyfriend, blamed himself for her death and his brother's death

NoTalentSoldier: ok

JakeLovesMe19: so he was really depressed too

NoTalentSoldier: you sound pretty screwed up

NoTalentSoldier: maybe you need some professional help

A/N:  Yup, I probably do.  Unfortunately for him, though, I love being crazy!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JakeLovesMe19: but its okay now, because i brought rachel and tom (jake's brother) back to life by bringing them three years into the future through a rip in the time-space continuum

NoTalentSoldier: i gg

NoTalentSoldier: have fun

JakeLovesMe19: no! dont leave!

A/N:  My friend Izzy (Her penname is lillybell04, and she talked to Joey as Danae and Rachel in Conversations of a Deranged Cassie and Scary Guy) was about to IM him as Rachel, so I really didn't want him to leave.  Plus, I was having fun bugging him myself!

JakeLovesMe19: i still want to talk!

NoTalentSoldier: got to sleep
NoTalentSoldier signed off at 9:34:57 PM.

A/N:  More coming soon!