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Narrator: Seriously?

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-Warriorcatgirl375: Thank you! Me and my Grandmother love shows like CSI and NCIS, so I decided that, what with people either making Smashers highschoolers, gay, or the like, I decided to be original! Except, this was being done by someone else. Damn it.

Now let's find out who Mister Excited is, shall we?

Lucina walked in on about what she expected. Robin's brother, Robin(Creativity right there, folks), was trying to break free of the combined weight of Pit, Link, Little Mac, and Lucario's dogpile. She lit a cigarette before asking, "Alright, which of you let him in? You know he freaks if anything happens to his sister."

"Just shut up and find a way to calm him down! He's hit me in the gut like, eight times now!" Pit was regrettably the nearest to him, because damn can Robin throw a punch. I mean, look at how skinny he is!

"I'm waiting for my answer!" Lucina waited, till finally Lucario raised his hand. And of course it's him. Why not? Still, she walked to where Robin's hand poked out. "You guys can get off him now." The group of men slowly got up, most with a couple groans of pain as they walked to Dr. Mario for a quick checkup. Sure enough, Pit's stomach was the most lovely shade of purple.

"Oi, tell your boys to lay off the football for a while. My ribs are gonna need it." Lucina and looked Robin dead in the eye before saying, "I can so arrest your ass for interference in a investigation, so shut it." "Wouldn't be the first time you wanted my ass you- hey!" Lucina had grabbed him by the collar and began dragging his ass to the cells. She dropped him at Little Mac's feet, and, with cheeks flushed, gave the curt order, "Lock him up before I stomp him six feet under."

Robin was back in the interrogation room, with Greninja, Pit, and Lucina talking behind the one-way glass.

"How you feeling Pit?" The angel was wrapped in bandages at the stomach. "Could be worse. Doc said he didn't break the ribs, so that's something. My sisters'll probably be worried sick over nothing, though it will be nice to be pampered for once." "Hey, Lucina, why'd you want Robin again? It's not like she'll crack." Lucina stubbed her cigarette, then gave a look of contempt at the, um, bargirl, through the window. "You think." She walked to the door and entered the room.

"Bet you ten bucks she pulls a Old Bear." Greninja turned to Pit and slapped some money on the table. "I raise you ten and choose the Hand of God." A few seconds later, they were both shocked when Lucina pointed her gun at her. "THE F-"

Lucina walked in and got the typical response. ""Find more dead ends?" That's when everything went batcrap crazy. In a instant, Robin felt the cold steel of a gun against her chin. "Nope. Just wanted some answers. Who taught you Thunder Magic?" "M-MM-Ms. Z-" Lucina pushed the barrel of her gun tighter to her chin. "-ROBIN! Don't shoot..."

"Next Question! Who had a thing for Zini?" "A couple people! She was good at her job, she was incredibly nice despite her job, and she was quite showy!" "NAMES!" Lucina slammed her hands on the table, scaring poor Robin even more.

"B-Big Wario, Carter Distren, Mark Willetio,-" "Mark Willetio?" "Yeah?" "He was found dead an hour ago." "Really? Shame. I think they loved each other. Heard him talking to Ms. Zelda about a girl marrying. Boy was she excited. Too bad they never made it to the rings."

"Thanks for the history. Any family or exes say anything to her?" "Once."

The two were cuddling in there usual spot, a giant beanbag in the far back. "I love you." "Me too." SLAM! "WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?" Standing in the door was a man and woman resembling Zini. Or, as Mark now knew her as, Zoe. "Know them?" "Crap. It's my parents. You finally get to meet now, I guess." Mark got up from where he and Zoe where and walked to meet her father. "YOU! WHAT WERE YOU DOING YOU-" "Jack stop it! You're causing a scene!" "I don't care Mary, she needs to stop!"

"Where were you?" "In the back. I just finished, so I was getting my stuff." "Her dad punched him?" "Square in the face. It was a mess..." Robin looked up at Lucina before asking, "How desperate would you be if you had to always be put down, simply because someone was better?"

"What are you trying to say?" "Robin had a idea of trying something. Something about this thing his friend got and using it to get back at Zini." "The metal?" "Yeah."

"What the hell is that?!" Robin was holding a strangely colored knife in his hand, and he had been about to leave when Robin came home.

"He didn't answer me. He just stared at me for a second, muttered something, and left." "What day was that?" "April 23." "Damn it. That's a week before the time of death!" "He came back a couple days later with full apologies, and he took me out for dinner. He said he gave the knife back, but..." "You were doubtful." "Did you see him? He tried to lineback his way through the station for me. I don't think he'd let it go that easily."

"Now I have to question your brother!" "Look. Can I try first?" Robin had a look of plead in her eyes. "Sigh. Fine. Oh, one more thing." "Yeah?" "Robin's not your real name, is it?" "Sigh. No, it's Reflet." "Nice."

Lucina left the room and found Pit and Greninja still as frozen as statues from the shock. Lucina pocketed the money and stated, "You two are terrible at this." She left.

"Got any idea what she's saying?" "Something about how he needs to tell the truth, or they don't win out." Link and Lucina watched as Reflet tried to coax the information out of her quiet brother.

"Why do we have to do anything, Reflet? We've done nothing." "I told them about the knife!" "Why would you?! I told you already, damnit! I gave it back!" "Then tell me who you gave it back it to!"

"Some jerk called Jack Hestant!" Lucina turned to Link, who was already placing the call. "Hey, Zelda! Yeah, what was Zini's real last name?" As he listened, Link put the pieces together in his head, probaly as fast as Lucina.

Breakdown

Link-Robin didn't do it.

Lucina- Jack did. Indirectly.

Link- He struck out in anger, and then hit her in the gut.

"Dad, the hell?!" "My little girl will come back to me!" Jack advanced to her on the river with the knife clenched in his hand.

Link- Robin made it sharp with his Thunder Magic. However, he had doubts after he and his sister argued about it.

"DAMN IT!" Robin was outside the Hestant house contemplating his descision. "The hell are you doing here?" "I-I'm not gonna do it!" He threw the knife at his feet and ran away.

Lucina- After some rage buildup, he called Zoe and told her to meet him at the river.

Link- He then started to go all out on her. He started stabbing her multiple times without stop, until...

Huff huff... Oh God, what have I done... Iknow I'll blame it on that so of a...

Lucina- And when Mark refused?

Link- SPLAT!

So Jack was arrested, and the twins got their differences settled. Mark and Zoe were buried together, and Lucina and the others? Look!

"Who ordered the Big One?" "Over here!" Pit, Lucina, and Greninja were sharing a pizza to celebrate a case well done. "Yo, Lucina?" "Yes?" "When are you gonna explain that gun bit you pulled?" Lucina smirked, then pulled out the sheet of paper. "See for yourself."

Mark one for the good guys!

Narrator: Yep!

So, um, I found my cousin doing something mildly disturbing. He was, um, polishing himself to a, game.

Narrator: Oh, he was mastu-

T RATING DUMBASS!