Sasori had Pein right now and had to take care of him for the day. Pein hated Konan being gone. Pein was quiet a lot and Sasori got curious.
"Why are you so quiet leader?" Sasori asked.
"No reason..." Pein lied.
"But why are you quiet?" Sasori repeated.
"I don't know just take me to my room!" Pein ordered.
"Fine leader." Sasori rolled his eyes and went into Pein's room and set Pein on his bed.
Sasori knew Pein wanted to be alone for a LONG time so Sasori left the room to go see what the others were doing.
"God why did Konan have to leave when I was small." Pein growled.
Just then Pein heard noises not made from the other members. Pein went to the window sill and saw Konoha ninjas Gai, Kakashi, and Asuma.
"Oh great if they see me this small they will be able to capture me." Pein thought.
Pein teleported under the bed because that is all he could do since his chakra lines were smaller. Kakashi, Gai, and Asuma broke in and Kakashi put down his mask so he could use his sharrigon.
"Now lets get those Akatsuki and show them the power of youth!" Gai smiled and his teeth sparkled.
"Remeber all we need is one member." Asuma reminded him.
"Still I'm going to show this group the power of youth!" Gai said.
"Wait, I sense chakra in this room." Kakashi told them.
Pein froze. "Shit did they find me?" Pein thought.
"Where is the chakra coming from?" Asuma asked.
"It seems I found their leader but it seems something is different about him." Kakashi answered. "and he is under the bed which something must be different with him."
Asuma looked under the bed and saw Pein. "Yep there he is and he is very small."
"Shit!" Pein mumbled.
"You mean he shrunk?" Kakashi questioned.
"Yes big enough he can sit on our hands." Asuma replied standing up.
"Damn I can't do anything." Pein gulped.
"So who's going to get him?" Asuma asked.
"Let me so I can show him the power of youth!" Gai smiled.
"I think I should since Gai goes a little too far." Kakashi sighed.
"I do not my rival!" Gai scowled.
"Whatever." Kakashi mumbled.
Kakashi put his hand under the bed and saw Pein too. Pein kept trying to back away. When you're that small you can't really do anything that could hurt someone other then bite someone.
"Just come on and we won't have to force you to come." Kakashi said.
"No freaking way." Pein growled.
"Fine usually I am the good cop but I guess we can't reason with you." Kakashi sighed. "Listen we aren't here to kill you, the Hokage just wants a member captured and we won't kill you."
"Still no." Pein said simply.
"Fine then." Kakashi almost had Pein but Pein kept backing away.
But the bad news was that Pein went to the wall and was at the end of the bed. He couldn't do anything but wait to be captured which wasn't for an Akatsuki leader to do.
"Crap..." Pein mumbled.
Kakashi grabbed Pein and Pein got pissed.
"I HATE BEING PICKED UP AND GRABBED NOW PUT ME DOWN!!!" Pein yelled as Kakashi stood up.
"Damn he is loud for his size." Asuma pointed out.
"I HATE BEING HELD SO PUT ME DOWN!" Pein shouted.
"Just shut it." Gai sad.
"Damn it!" Pein mumbled.
"Now to report to Tsunade." Kakashi said as they started to leave with Pein.
"I hope he doesn't complain while we are leaving." Asuma sighed.
Almost at Konoha:
"JUST TAKE ME BACK!" Pein had been yelling the whole time.
"OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP!?" Asuma growled.
"Not until you take me back to the base." Pein crossed his arms.
"We can't under Tsunade's orders." Kakashi was getting ticked off as well.
"F*** her." Pein mumbled. You can tell Pein is pissed.
At Konoha FINALLY:
"And now to go to her office." Kakashi walked over to Tsunade's office and Gai and Asuma followed.
Asuma knocked on Tsunade's door.
"Enter." Tsunade's voice came.
Asuma, Kakashi, and Gai came in with Pein in Kakashi's hand lookd VERY pissed.
"Is that their leader?" Tsunade was about to laugh.
"Yes and we found him this way. He was easy to capture but is VERY annoying." Kakashi answered.
"Put him on my desk." Tsunade ordered.
Kakashi nodded and set Pein on her desk. She kept trying not to laugh.
"Wow so you are the Akatsuki's leader." Tsunade asked.
"What does it look like bitch?" Pein growled in a annoyed voice.
"What did you just call me!?" Tsunade scowled.
"You heard me." Pein said.
"Well you better not call me that again or else I'll kill you!" Tsunade threatened.
"Yeah, yeah whatever just why am I here?" Pein questioned.
"We're gonig to keep you here to lure the other Akatsuki and we won't harm you unless you piss us off." Tsunade answered.
"What're you going to keep me like a pet?!" Pein growled. "Or more likely BAIT."
"Pretty much both. The pet part kind of because we're going to keep you and you're gonig to listen." Tsunade said.
"NO f******* way will I agree to this." Pein yelled.
"You have to." Tsunade smiled. "You're too small to do anything."
"Shut it!" Pein crossed his arms.
"Wow you act-" Tsunade was cut off.
"I know what you're going to saw." Pein growled.
Tsunade snickered and couldn't help it.
"Oh great this just had to happen!" Pein thought.
Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter un!
Pein: Why'd I have to get captured!?
I like to torture you un! What can I say un!
Pein: I hate you SOOOOOOOO much un.
Whatever Pein un.
Please comment un!
(Looks at Pein) say comment un!
Pein: no
yes un.
Pein: No
YES un!
Pein: NO!
(Picks up Pein) Yes you will say it un!
Pein: Fine you bitch!
Pein: Please comment! There!
*Snickers* *Evil smile*
Pein: Uh why do you have that smile?
No reason un…(sensored for your own protection)
END FOR NOW!