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haven't yet come into the story.
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"Patrick you sick minded pig! I'm your cousin, don't you remember? We met at the last family reunion!" said the Starfish "Oh.I thought you looked familiar! Well anyway.bye!" The Blond Starfish pulled the brim of her sombrero over her eyes in embarrassment, Patrick walked away, a frown on his face and water in his eyes he retreated back to his multi-colored towel next to Spongebob. "Failure!" Exclaimed Spongebob. "She was my cousin!" Said the pink starfish next to him. "What do you mean Patrick?" "Oh never mind!" Said Patrick sulkily. "Lets go!" They picked up their towels and brushed the sand off themselves and walked back to Spongebob's house where they sat in sorrow. "Patrick we now have to apply for the Lonely Hearts column." Said Spongebob "Nooooooo! Anything but that! Please can we try one more time?" "No Patrick I will not be humiliated anymore!"
The next day Patrick and Spongebob wrote a letter to the newspaper describing their failure in love.
Dear editor
I am a handsome, young, yellow, absorbent, squeezable, sponge who can surprisingly never find any luck in romance. I live in a pineapple under the sea and my name is Spongebob Squarepants. Please consider me for your lonely-hearts column or I fear love will never turn its majestic head my pathetic way. I feel sorry for my self and if when you get this there are tears on my letter it is because I have been crying all over the paper in
self sorrow.
Spongebob Squarepants.
Dear Editor
I am an over weight pink starfish who never washes his pants and likes to eat tummy button lint. I am cute and cuddly and like to walk around in the
nude. I am also pathetic and ugly and live under a rock. This is a very short letter because I am so pathetic and dumb I do not know what to write.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND NOW!
Patrick Star
Patrick and Spongebob sealed their sorrow in and envelope and posted it to the editor who they hoped would solve their troubles. For three anxious days and nights they sat in their bedrooms and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited until they could wait no more. Spongebob marched to Patrick's rock knocked sharply on his door then let him self in. "PATRICK!?" Spongebob yelled up the stairs "HAVE YOU GOT YOUR LETTER?" " No I haven't looked in my letterbox" Patrick said coming down the stairs.
Patrick and Spongebob went to Patrick's letterbox where they found a big brown paper package. They then proceeded to Spongebob's letterbox where they also found a big brown paper package. They decided not to open them until 4:00 the next day the exact time as they wrote their letters to the Editor. They sat and they sat and played games.of sorts until four o'clock came around. Spongebob started to unpeel his package anxiously not knowing if this was The Letter, Patrick did the same the package was filled with all sorts of letters and more envelopes.
I didn't know what to write for the last bit so sorry if it's a bit boring. But please still keep sending your reviews!
Please keep your reviews coming I really appreciate them!
"Patrick you sick minded pig! I'm your cousin, don't you remember? We met at the last family reunion!" said the Starfish "Oh.I thought you looked familiar! Well anyway.bye!" The Blond Starfish pulled the brim of her sombrero over her eyes in embarrassment, Patrick walked away, a frown on his face and water in his eyes he retreated back to his multi-colored towel next to Spongebob. "Failure!" Exclaimed Spongebob. "She was my cousin!" Said the pink starfish next to him. "What do you mean Patrick?" "Oh never mind!" Said Patrick sulkily. "Lets go!" They picked up their towels and brushed the sand off themselves and walked back to Spongebob's house where they sat in sorrow. "Patrick we now have to apply for the Lonely Hearts column." Said Spongebob "Nooooooo! Anything but that! Please can we try one more time?" "No Patrick I will not be humiliated anymore!"
The next day Patrick and Spongebob wrote a letter to the newspaper describing their failure in love.
Dear editor
I am a handsome, young, yellow, absorbent, squeezable, sponge who can surprisingly never find any luck in romance. I live in a pineapple under the sea and my name is Spongebob Squarepants. Please consider me for your lonely-hearts column or I fear love will never turn its majestic head my pathetic way. I feel sorry for my self and if when you get this there are tears on my letter it is because I have been crying all over the paper in
self sorrow.
Spongebob Squarepants.
Dear Editor
I am an over weight pink starfish who never washes his pants and likes to eat tummy button lint. I am cute and cuddly and like to walk around in the
nude. I am also pathetic and ugly and live under a rock. This is a very short letter because I am so pathetic and dumb I do not know what to write.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND NOW!
Patrick Star
Patrick and Spongebob sealed their sorrow in and envelope and posted it to the editor who they hoped would solve their troubles. For three anxious days and nights they sat in their bedrooms and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited until they could wait no more. Spongebob marched to Patrick's rock knocked sharply on his door then let him self in. "PATRICK!?" Spongebob yelled up the stairs "HAVE YOU GOT YOUR LETTER?" " No I haven't looked in my letterbox" Patrick said coming down the stairs.
Patrick and Spongebob went to Patrick's letterbox where they found a big brown paper package. They then proceeded to Spongebob's letterbox where they also found a big brown paper package. They decided not to open them until 4:00 the next day the exact time as they wrote their letters to the Editor. They sat and they sat and played games.of sorts until four o'clock came around. Spongebob started to unpeel his package anxiously not knowing if this was The Letter, Patrick did the same the package was filled with all sorts of letters and more envelopes.
I didn't know what to write for the last bit so sorry if it's a bit boring. But please still keep sending your reviews!