Chapter—3

YAY! 2 chapters in 2 days! A new record. Anyway here is the next installment. If you have any questions about this at all please review the question and I will address it in the next chapter.

I do not own Inuyasha, stores, Wacdonalds, songs or anything mainstream used in this story.

K. Let's begin.

As soon as the car drove around the corner and out of sight Inuyasha turned around and headed back to the shrine. 'I think that went well.' He started humming a song. Soon he was singing and running down the street. Soon he busted into the kitchen. "Do you really want to hurt me. OW. Do you really want to make me criaiaiay." He dancedaround the kitchen.

Kaede laughed as she cut an apple into slices. "Uh-oh Maru. Looks like Inu has been bitten by the love bug." Inuyasha stole a slice.

"Yep. I can tell she's into me." He took a bite.

Sesshomaru bit into a chip. "Mm-hmm. So the total look of disgust and slap meant nothing?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Ah. If you remember, Fluffy, that was a mistake. Besides, I forgive her. She's cute. And besides, no one can withstand my manliness."

"Look out. Man overboard." Sesshomaru walked upstairs. "I'm going to unpack. Inuyasha when you're done ranting go take your shower."

Inuyasha waved his hand overdramatically. "Mark my words, Sesshomaru, I will get that woman."

"So, who was he?" Sango and Kagome were looking through skirts and sweaters. First day of school was always a free day. Kagome didn't answer. "Come on. Tell me. Is he a new boyfriend? Huh?"

Kagome scoffed. "Hardly. I barely talked to him. But I could tell he was an egotistical jerk. Did you see what he did when we left?"

Sango shrugged. "He blew you a kiss. So what. It's obvious he likes you. Maybe you should give him a chance. Help you get over Kouga."

Kagome didn't say anything. Sango hugged her. "I'm sorry Kagome. I know that's a sore subject. I won't bring it up again."

Kagome sighed. "No. It's okay. You're right. I need to move on. But not with him. Can you believe this? He came into the room I was in in only his boxers! He then gets mad that I hit him and called him a pervert! Then he has the audacity to mess with me some more!" She was seething now.

"Does he have a brother? Perhaps a hotter one?"

"Yes to a brother. Hotter…..I would rather not comment. But he didn't really say anything. He's supposed to be a teacher. But due to his immature behavior I'm sure he teaches kids." They shifted through clothes some more. "Well I can't find anything. You?"

Sango sighed. "No. Come on. Let's go to Wacdonalds and get some burgers." They both headed off.

Back at the shrine, around that time, Inuyasha started sneezing in the shower.

Down the hall Sesshomaru suddenly heard, "Aw man! Don't tell me I caught a cold!" Sesshomaru chuckled. He folded up some shirts and put them aside.

Kaede knocked on the bedroom door. Sesshomaru waved her in. "So, how are ye adjusting?" She picked up a box and started to separate the stuff. Sesshomaru nodded. "So, your fiancée is coming next week? You do realize that school starts then." He nodded. "I'll bring you supplies for a guest bed in a few days."

"No need. Kagura and I can share a room."

Kaede gave him a sharp look. "Call me old fashion but I believe in separate beds until the wedding night."

Sesshomaru looked down. "Sorry Obaa-san."

She sighed. "It's okay. I'm just not used to the idea of my little Maru growing up." She hugged him and he hugged her back.

Right then Inuyasha wandered down the hall, ruining the moment. "Hey, what's for dinner? I'm hungry enough to eat a cow. I vote Ramen!" They heard the apartment door slam and footsteps running down the hall. They looked out the window and saw Inuyasha, in his boxers, jump into the car and speed down the street.

Kaede sighed. "Well, at least I know he hasn't changed. Which do ye want to bet? Police or embarrassment."

Sesshomaru sighed. "I wish Inuyasha felt embarrassment. But he doesn't. I vote police."

Kaede laughed. "Come on. Let's go down stairs and wait for the call." They walked arm and arm down stairs.

Kagome and Sango walked down the street at the strip mall they were now at, sipping their Pepsis. Sango looked around. "So, where to next. A trinket store, a baby store, a toy store, clothing store…." She trailed off as they stopped a block from the Ramen shop and watched as five cops rushed in and a guy in boxers with long silver hair ran out.

Kagome pointed. "That's the pervert!"

Right then Inuyasha saw Kagome. "Kagome-Chan! Save Me!" He ran behind her and Sango.

The police soon ran to them. "Miss. Do you know this exposer?"

Dun dun duuuun. So what does Kagome say? We shall find out. So remember. I don't own anything Inuyasha related or mainstream in this piece. Just the story dialogue and humor.

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