*Soooo I know I was supposed to post on earlier but I did say by Thursday, and I was close. Anyway, this chapter is shorter than I like to write but I got home around 11:30 and its 1:30 right now so it's definitely time to sleep.

*With that said I hope you like this chapter and keep up with the reviews! I like hearing from you guys :)

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"Crossing That Line"

"So let me get this straight.", Doctor McCoy pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance, "You got punched by Ensign Khan because you ejaculated on him?"

"Kind…of…", Kirk elongated the words. "I was in the public bathroom taking care of my 'Uhura problem' when I herd a knock at the door. Well I tried to say something but I was going to cum soon so I couldn't. The bastard didn't hesitate to just burst through the stall door. I was so close when I heard him come in, so I freaked out and my semen spurted all over his face." Bones' jaw slackened as Kirk's eyes widened. "You can not give me that look! It's not like I did it on purpose Bones.", the blonde huffed in exasperation.

"Yeah…but you came on a man's face, which is just plain wrong, then you beat him unconscious."

"Hey, I'm beat up too you know."

"As you should be.", Spock chimed in. Kirk turned to his second in command and glared at him.

"You stay out of this! Go be acting captain or something. I don't need your criticism too." Turning back to Bones, "Plus, I didn't start it."

"Doctor if you are not in further need of my assistance, I would request to retire to the bridge.", an uncomfortable Spock all but pleaded.

"Yeah, git on out of here pointy ears. If I were you, I wouldn't wanna stay here either. Hell, I'm me and I don't want to be here."

"Thank you, doctor." As the high strung Vulcan swiftly turned to leave, McCoy spoke up again.

"Actually Spock, could you help out the nurses with the stragglers coming for physicals later on tonight? They'll need some help and I'll be figuring out what to do with captain idiot and the unconscious cum-covered ensign."

"Of course Doctor McCoy. Once I have completed my duties as acting captain I will immediately return to the sick bay."

"Thanks Spock.", Spock was grateful for the endearing expression. He was more tolerable this way, which gave him more respect for McCoy. Doctor McCoy was not ill-tempered all of the time, most of the time he was the well-mannered Terran, especially with his female counterparts. When Lieutenant Uhura was still a cadet and his friend at the Starfleet Academy she had told him that McCoy was a 'Southern gentleman'. Quote unquote: "Rough around the edges but a sweet man at heart." Upon returning to the bridge he practiced his controlled breathing technique in preparation for the rest of his shift. Uhura would distract his every thought if he were not careful, and that was unacceptable. It was best to discontinue her from his mind, but as he walked towards the captain's chair and her scent engulfed him, he knew the task would prove difficult.

N pov: Though her back was towards him, she could feel his eyes on her. He had been staring at her for most of their shift; every stare they shared made the air around the crackle with sexual electricity. It was well into the night, her shift was about to end, she still had to go get her physical done, and one more intensely seductive look from Spock would make her brain synapse explode! She dared to turn around and glance at him and got startled. Spock's Vulcan eyes were darker with a dangerous edge to them; deep and sinister. She was instantly hot and aching for him; Nyota clenched her legs together. His fingers twitched…

"Enterprise senior bridge shift is dismissed. Enterprise junior bridge shift proceed to bridge stations.", a complacent computerized voice spoke. Nyota had never been so relieved. She quickly scrambled to put away her communication tools and clock out, passing Sulu on the way too her quarters. Once the door was closed the young lieutenant let out the whoosh of breath she had been holding in all day. God that was surreal! What was with him today? BEEP! "Call for Lieutenant Uhura from Chief Medical Officer McCoy." Her sigh was inward and outward,

"Computer, accept the call."

"Nyota Nichelle Uhura! Get down here for your physical before I hypo you and have you locked up in the brig." He was red in the face with his Southern drawl substantially present in his speech.

"Umhm.", she chuckled, "Sure you would Bones." Nyota knew the doctor had a soft spot for her since they were in Starfleet.

"Awe hell honey, you know me too well.", he winked. It was truly one of the sexiest things she's ever seen a man do. Her list goes as follows in no specific order: Spock's raised eyebrow saying fascinating, Kirk's smirk after saying any kind of innuendo, and McCoy winking while his Southern drawl came out. Any of those things made her automatically need a second pair of panties.

"Well if you're going for extremes Len, I'm surprised you didn't say anything about a spanking.", she decided to play along 'the line we do not cross' and see how far she could push him.

"But you'd like that wouldn't you Ny?", she felt the liquid creep down her thighs, "You'd like it if I told you to drop your britches and whack your sweet round bottom until you screamed for me. Isn't that right darlin'?" A visible shutter ran across her skin. "Heh heh heh… You always had a thing for us Southern boys."

"You know me too well.", she said in an embarrassingly breathy voice. Maybe in another time McCoy… But she had the Vulcan first officer in her sites. Leonard cleared his voice and went back to the gruffness that everyone knew as 'Bones'.

"Uhura, go on and get it done.", he sighed, "The nurses are tired and ready to leave, I'm into overtime and about to head back to pass out in my bunk, and I have someone willing to cover for stragglers like you who should've done this earlier. Be reasonable Ny; or rather be 'logical' like your Spock would say." This made her double-take and become anxious.

"What do you mean: 'My Spock.'?" How could he know about something that's never happened?! I've been as discreet about my desires towards Spock, so how could he know? Please please please don't say anything…

"I see the way you look at him and even how he looks at you. You want him and I could never compete with that. He cares for you in his own way and I'm just not going to ruin something like that.", she looked way more relaxed. "I care for you and always will, but if I'm going to have you, I want every inch of you. Literally and figuratively. We'll always be friends with corny innuendo, but if the green-blooded hobgoblin falls though, I'll be here okay?" He was being so adult about the situation. Nyota was so proud hat she almost got teary-eyed.

"You mean it Len?", he nodded, "Thanks honey." Once she let the smile pass through her features she continued on. "I'm heading to sick bay right now kay?"

"Good sweetie, I think you'll find a treat. From me to you.", he smiled deviously.

"Oh you silver-tongued devil.", she giggled.

"G' night Nyota."

"Night Lenard." He turned off the communicator. She took down her hair and headed out the door. What kind of surprise did Bones have up his sleeve this time? Whatever it was, she knew it was good…

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*So did anybody catch my 1960's Uhura reference? Well the next chapter will be much longer. (promise!) I'll post it by Sunday and It'll be super awesome.

*By the way…I'm still teetering on that three-way. Most of you said McCoy should be involved and I agree, but I think I'll just make a little one-shot spin off where that happens. I think that everybody would be happy! If you want to voice opinions about it, I'm completely open to suggestion!

*Thanks for reading kiddos :D