Inoue Orihime

In a relationship with Ulquiorra Cifer.

Best friends with Arisawa Tatsuki.

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Inoue Orihime posted on January 10, 20XX at 4:57

Kuchiki-san's birthday is coming up! I wonder what to get her... Any ideas?

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Urahara Kisuke

Lingerie. ;)

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Atobe Keigo

A sexy tennis outfit. Make sure it shows a lot of leg.

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Izayoi Aki

Hair clips.

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Echizen Ryoma

A tennis racket and tennis shoes. She told me that both of hers were damaged.

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Kallen Kozouki

Get her a Knightmare. She and Ichigo would make a pretty good battle team. Well, not that they aren't now.

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Ulquiorra Cifer

...Why are you up so early?

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Inoue Orihime posted on January 8, 20XX at 10:58

Ulquiorra-kun is angry at me... :'(

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Arisawa Tatsuki

Not for long... *fires up battle aura*

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Hyuuga Natsume

Che. He must have been angry at something you did.

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Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

"-kun?" Wow. You're so whipped, Ulquiorra.

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Killer Bee

Were you having too much fun, that you did not give him a sun?

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Killer Bee

*son

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Hoshigaki Kisame

That's a start, girl. This guy reminds me of Itachi so much, it's creepy. If you got him to show that much emotion, then you are one of a kind.

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Uchiha Itachi

Kisame...

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Aizen Sosuke

Exactly as planned.

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Kurosaki Ichigo

Shut up, Aizen.

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Kuchiki Rukia

Shut up, Aizen.

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Kurosaki Ichigo

Oi, midget. I said it first! Delete your comment!

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Kuchiki Rukia

Yeah right. I type faster than you! I said it first! And I won't! Why don't you delete yours?!

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Kurosaki Ichigo

No. You did not. Inoue! Be the verdict!

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Kuchiki Rukia

Of course I was first. Inoue will prove it! Right, Inoue?!

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Inoue Orihime

Uh... Um... I got to go! Ulquiorra fell down the stairs!

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Yasutora Sado (Chad)

...Aren't you guys in the same room? Why are you arguing online?

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Ulquiorra Cifer

We don't have any stairs...

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Yasutora Sado blinked at Ichigo and Rukia's banter. These two will argue forever won't they? Surprisingly, they're arguing online. But everyone knows they're living together.

"What's wrong, Sado-san?" Ishida asked as he walked up to Chad. They were currently in school at the computer labs because they needed to finish a project.

"Ichigo and Rukia..."

Ishida furrowed his eyebrows as he leaned in to see what the fuss was about. As he read the comments on Inoue's post, Tatsuki walked in.

"Hey guys! How's the project going?" Tatsuki asked as she took a seat by Chad.

"Hmph. Those two. Really... Do they have to take their banters online?" Ishida snorted.

"Who?" Tatsuki asked.

"Ichigo and Rukia..." Chad answered, again.

Tatsuki smiled and shook her head. "They are such a lively couple! Which really makes me wonder who would win in a fight between them-"

"That's a great idea, girl!"

Chad, Ishida, Tatsuki froze when they heard a new voice join them. Sadly, they recognized that voice. The trio slowly turned around to see Don Kanonji standing at the door.

"Spirits are always with you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Tatsuki twitched, Chad stared, and Ishida closed his eyes.

"K-Kanonj-" Before Ishida could continue, Don Kanonji was already in front of his face.

"Say no more my friend!" Don Kanonji dramatically exclaimed. "I, the Great Don Kanonji, will pit my faithful student and his way-out-of-his-league wife into a battle of life or death!"

The trio sweatdropped. What are they supposed to do now?

"Uh sir," Tatsuki began. "That's not a really good-"

"I must set up the preparations now!" Don Kanonji declared as he completely ignored Tatsuki and left as fast as he arrived.

The three students had no idea what to take of the scene Don Kanonji created. Should they continue with what they were doing or should they-

"HEY! HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT THE DON KANONJI WAS HERE AT OUR SCHOOL?" Keigo exclaimed to the group.

But the group paid no attention to him...


Inoue Orihime posted on January 7, 20XX at 13:41

I've created a new dish! Unfortunately, Ulquiorra seems to have disappeared. Probably on a mission or something. So, who wants to try my new vinegar red paste bean with leeks and spinach on the inside?

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Kuchiki Rukia

Ichigo would. XD I'll be sure to send him soon.

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Awashima Seri

I would be honored to taste it. I'm pretty sure Captain Munakata would be honored to taste it as well.

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Ichimaru Gin

I would like to try it as well, sweetheart. ;) I'll make sure to bring Rangiku along as my date as well.

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Munakata Reisi

Awashima-kun... Unfortunately, I will be very busy for the rest of the week. I won't be able to attend. Nonetheless, thank you for the kind invitation.

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Kurosaki Ichigo

Rukia... How dare you...

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Kuchiki Rukia

*smirks* You still have lots to work on.

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Echizen Ryoma

...That's my line...

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Well, that's it... Sorry for the very, very late update. Thanks to those who reviewed the first two chapters. (I'll make sure to respond to you guys.) I was asked if I wanted to enter this story thingy in a contest. Sadly, I never got around to it because... You know, school. Ew. So we have people planning to kidnap an unborn, unplanned baby and a weirdo trying to set up a match between a couple... Yeah, I'm weird... *sighs* But it's okay. Right? Thank you guys for reading! Next up, Yasutora Sado (Chad)!