Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride. Yet. But I do own George The Llama Ninja Squirrel. Me and the squirrel are friends xD

Max's POV

Another day, another annoyance, as I always say. I was sitting on my bed, thinking on how to annoy Fang today. There was a tiny knock on the door. "Yeah?" I called. Angel opened the door and walked in. "Maaaxxxx. Fang is having dirty thoughts about you again." she said. "Damn it. I told him to save that for bed." I muttered under my breath to where Angel couldn't hear. "Tell him I said to knock it off. He's scarring your mind." I told her and she nodded and walked off. She came back about 5 minutes later. "Maaaxxx. Iggy's having dirty thoughts about Nudge." she said. "The fuck?" I muttered. Then it came to me. Nudge. A devilish smile spread on my face. "Tell Nudge to come here." I said. Angel nodded.

Nudge's POV

I was watching What Not To Wear when Angel walked in. "Hey, kiddo." I said. "Max wants you." she said. Great. What does she know about? "Okay." I said and stood. I walked to Max's room. "You wanted me?" I asked. She nodded and motioned me to sit next to her. I did so. "I need your help." she said. "Okay." I said, not seeing where this was going. She cupped her hands to my ear and whispered her plan in my ear. I smiled. "Okay." I said and stood. I walked out. This was gonna be hilarious.

Fang's POV

I was writing in my blog when there was a knock on my door. "Yeah?" I called and Nudge walked in with a camera. I raised an eyebrow at her. She set it in full view of the room and started recording. "Nudge, what-" I started but she interrupted me. "Where do babies come from? I mean I know that whole stork thing isn't true, but I still don't know." she said. My eyes went wide. "Uh… Well… Um… When you make a mommy and a daddy very happy and leave them alone for two weeks then over nine months mommy will get very fat and then there's a baby." he said, stuttering along the way. "You don't know much about this, do you?" she asked and walked out, leaving me sitting there wide-eyed.

Max's POV

Nudge walked back in my room laughing. "Did you ask him?" I asked and all she could do was nod. She told me what he told her and I laughed. I had told her where babies came from when she was 9. I mean where they REALLY came from. Maybe that's why she was laughing so much. She knew it was a lie.

THE END!

Sorry, I haven't written in so fuckin' long. I've been busy. Well, more like role playing on Meez pretty much 24/7. I'll try to write more often. Until then, bye!