The Trinity Blood Idol: Audition in Rome- Day 2

Caterina: Here we are on the second day of the auditions in Rome. The crowd here today is as large, if not larger then yesterday. An excited crowd of of hopefuls have been waiting for hours in for there chance at fame.

( She turns to a guy in line)

Caterina: Sir, what makes you think you have what it takes to be the next Trinity Blood Idol?

Guy: Huh? What are you talking about?

Caterina: You waiting to try out for Trinity Blood Idol, aren't you?

Guy: Oh, is that what this line is for?

Caterina: Didn't you know what you were in line for.

Guy: No, I though this was for some new fast food restaurant.

Caterina: O-kay.

Caterina: Of all the contests, one of the more unusual one is Sister Kate.

Kate: Hello, my name is Kate and I am going to be the next Trinity Blood Idol.

Caterina: Sister Kate it is unusual to see someone like you trying out for a competition like this.

Kate: You mean with me being a hologram.

Caterina: Yeah.

Kate: Well, that why I really want to win this thing. I want to show people that even though I am a hologram I can do what everyone else can do ...and some stuff they can't.

Caterina: And who are those people behind you.

Kate: They are the Hologram Support Organization. They have really helped me in getting here today.

Caterina: Is our government financing this support group.

Kate: Of coarse.

Caterina: Figures.

( Kate goes through doors.)

Francesco: Who do we have here?

Kate: My name is Kate and I'll be singing Invisible by Ashlee Simpson

Seth: Just a minute.

(She turns to Isaak who has fallen asleep on his hand. She hits his elbow and he falls down on the table face first.)

Isaak: Ow! look what you made me do. Now my nose is bleeding.

Seth: I can take care of that for you.

Isaak: Get away from me!

Francesco: If you two are finished, let's let the freak sing .

Kate: What did call me?

Francesco: I said, let the lovely lady sing.

Kate: That's better.

You're the one who looked right through me

Now you're saying that you knew me

When I was invisible

Seth: Thank you that's enough. Wow, you can really sing.

Isaak: How do we know she didn't digitally enhance herself.

Francesco: They look real to me.

Seth: Never mind these idiots, here's your paper.

Kate: Thank you. ( To the guys) Pervs.

( She leaves the room)

Kate: Hey everyone, I made it.

Caterina: A triumph has been made for holograms everywhere.

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Caterina: This is another hopeful for today his name is Hugue.

Hugue: Whatever.

Caterina: Esther, who was here yesterday, said for us to pay special attention to your hair.

Hugue: You mean how she got her servants to tied me to a chair and then buy force flat ironed my hair.

Caterina: And he looks great doesn't he girls.

( Girls cheer and make cat calls)

Hugue: Shut up, all of you.

Girl: If I had him tied up, I wouldn't flat iron his hair. ( wolfish growl)

Hugue: That's it! She's dead.

Caterina: You can't kill anyone here.

Hugue: I can't.

Caterina: No, it might lower the ratings.

Hugue: Fine!

( He stomp through the door.)

Francesco: Hello, Hugue de Wa... wa...t

Hugue: Just don't say my last name, okay.

Francesco: Excuse me! So what are you.. gazooka ...that hair it's...

Seth: Amazing. It's simply beautiful.

Isaak: It's not that great.

Seth: The texture, the sheen...

Isaak:What are you talking about?

Francesco: Look at that color...

Isaak: You mean that dirty blond.

Seth: No, I think he means that honey almond color.

Isaak: What do you know.

Seth: Sounds like someones jealous.

( Isaak turns to Seth and growls)

Francesco: I think you better sing.

Hugue: Um.. okay..

Gimme head with hair

Long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming

Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Isaak: Silence! How dare you! I am the hair god, do you understand, I am. My luscious raven locks are far superior to you hair. They are, I tell you.

( He jumps up and throws his chair across the room and them stomps out.)

Seth: Wow, did you see that?

Francesco: Yeah, I never seen him so mad.

Hugue: Hey, am I going to Albion or not?

Seth: I say yes.

Francesco: I say yes.

Seth: Congratulations here is your paper.

( Hugue leaves the room)

Seth: So... what? What are we do.

Francesco: Let him cool off outside, have a cigarette.

Seth: That's so bad for him, you know. I bet it takes a thousand years off his life.

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Caterina: Our next contestant is Sister Sally.

Sally: Hello, everyone.

Caterina: So what makes you think you have what it takes to be the next Trinity Blood Idol.

Sally: Well, um.. I know I'm not glamorous, but I have a great personality and I'm really fun to be around.

Caterina: I wish you good luck.

Sally: Thank you.

( She goes through the doors)

Sally: Hello everyone.

Seth: Hey Sally, and you're gonna sing for us...

Sally: I Love Rock and Roll

I love rock and roll

So put another dime in the juke box ,baby

I love rock and roll

Francesco: Stop, stop. Thank you but I afraid that you won't work for this competition.

Sally: Why?

Francesco: You voice is not that great and you're not pretty enough.

Seth: Francesco!

Francesco: Why are you acting all surprised. I mean, come on, we all know how this really works

Sally: But don't you like how I am sweet and have a great personality.

Isaak: Oh yeah, that's all you need to be a pop star.

Francesco: What singer do you know that's sweet with a great personality. Trust me a stick with being a nun.

Sally: Okay.

Seth: Sorry.

( Sally leaves)

Caterina: Well, how did it go.

Sally: Francesco was such a jerk, he just said "no" for no good reason. He's a "beep" "beep" and a" beep"...

Caterina: Well, there goes her sweet personality.

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Caterina: Another one of our more unusual contestant is Tres.

Tres: Greetings.

Caterina: What makes you think that you have what it takes to be the next Trinity Blood Idol.

Tres: I have been program for perfection.

Caterina: But is enough to keep up with the judges opinion.

Tres: I am ready for any challenge.

Caterina: Good luck.

Tres: Don't worry your Ladyship, this mission will be successful.

Caterina: O-kay

( Tres goes through doors)

Seth: Hello, Tres Iques. You have a very interesting name.

Tres: It means three.

Francesco: You name is three?

Isaak: I've heard worse.

Seth: What are you going to sing for us Tres

Tres: I'm not sure. Let me see what I have been programed with. Singing, Activated.

I'm just a love machine

And I won't work for nobody but you

I'm just a love machine

A hugging kissing fiend

Francesco: Thank you that's enough.

Seth: Well, that what nice, except...

Francesco: What with that face?

Tres: My face serves it's purpose.

Isaak: You're suppose to be sexy. If that's possible.

Seth: Come on Tres, let see a beautiful smile.

Tres: Smile? I'll try.

(He grits his teeth and raises the counters of his mouth)

Isaak: That's freaky.

Seth: It is a bit unnatural

Francesco: The voice is fine, work on smile.

Tres: Is that my assignment?

Francesco: Yeah, whatever.

Tres: I comprehend.

( He leaves the room)

Caterina: How did you do?

Tres: Sorry, I have to go learn how to smile.

Caterina: Don't blow a circuit.

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Caterina: Well, out last contestant is ...the professor?

Professor: Yo, Yo, Yo, whats happen'.

( The professor comes in dressed like a " Gangsta")

Caterina: Professor, what are you what are you wearing?

Professor: Yo, the name is Tri-w.

Caterina: Tri-W?

Professor: Yeah, I see you've see you've been checkin' out all this "Zing"

Catherina: I think the word you're looking for is "Bling".

Professor: Hey, don't tell me how talk or I'll...

Caterina:... or you'll what?

Professer: Ummm... I got to go audition.

(Professor walks through the doors.)

Francesco: Hello, Will...woah.

Professor: The name is Tri-W and I am going to do Professor Booty by Beastie Boys.

Isaak: You kidding.

Professor:

Professor what's another word for pirate treasure?

" Well I think it's booty "booty" booty that's what it is.

Francesco: STOP!

Isaak: I seen corpse less white then you.

Seth: Professor, I just don't think rapping is your thing.

Professor: Really? Well, I did have another song just in case.

Seth: Well, I suggest you do it.

Professor:

I am the very model, of a modern major general

I information vegetable animal or mineral

I know the king of england.

Francesco: STOP!

Seth: You have a really good voice. I think you just need to work on your song selection. But I say yes.

Isaak: If it will get him out of here, I say yes.

Francesco: Here, take this a leave.

( Professor leaves)

Caterina: You made it?

Professor: Yeah, but for some reason they didn't like my rapping.

Caterina: Shocking.

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My sister, who is a choir teacher, flat ion one of her boy student long hair and girls everywhere wanted to touch it, it looked so soft and shiny.

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