Still don't own it.
Esme POV
"Hello, you must be the Cullens. I'm Erika, the camp director."
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Erika," I said, "And yes, we are the Cullens. This is Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Edward, Bella, and Jacob. They're the counselors. And this is Renesmee, who has signed up to be a camper."
"Wonderful. If you could just wait here until the boat comes back to pick you guys up, that would be great."
We sat down to wait, and I allowed my mind to wander. I thought back to this morning, and how hard it had been to get everyone ready and out the door.
Edward had refused to leave without having a funeral for his piano-
"Her name was Elizabeth," Edward interrupted my thoughts."
Whatever. Alice had packed her whole closet, and it had taken me an hour to convince her to cut down. She's down to ten suitcases. I had to go shopping for Jake and Nessie, since Jake has no shirts (it's a werewolf thing) and since Nessie will probably grow out of her clothes soon. Emmett had tried to bring . . . um . . . things for him and Rose, and all of them had tried to sneak in their Ipods. Finally, I got everyone into the car.
"Alright guys," Erika interrupted my thoughts, "The boat's all ready to leave now, so if you could just get on, Charlie will take you to the Island."
"You mean we're actually gonna be on an island? A real live island?" Emmett asked.
"Yeah, that's why it's called John Island." Erika gave Emmett a funny look.
"Oh, I thought it was just called that so it would sound cool."
"Okay then . . ."
Alice POV
We said goodbye to Esme, and hopped onto the boat. It sped away towards John Island. It was a peaceful ride, until Emmett asked, "So, Edward, why did we have to have a funeral for your piano?"
"Her name was Elizabeth."
'Whatever. So, why?"
"Would you have a funeral if Rosalie died?"
"Well, yeah."
"See?" Edward said.
"That's not the same thing," Emmett argued.
"Is too."
"Is not."
"Hey, wait a minute," Bella interrupted, "Are you saying that you liked your piano better than you like me?"
"Of course not!"
Just then, I had a vision, and burst out laughing.
"What?" Edward asked. He couldn't read my mind because I was singing the Dora the Explorer theme song in my head to block him out. Edward hates Dora.
At that moment, Bella and Emmett pushed Edward over the side of the boat.
"Daddy!" Nessie cried.
Charlie didn't notice that one of the counselors had fallen overboard, and he continued to drive. A few minutes later, we pulled up at John Island without Edward.
A/N Charlie is not Bella's dad, he's a totally different Charlie.