Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Ed, Edd, n, Eddy.
"Well, we landed at the airport. We're supposed to start our tour in Barcelona. And we're staying at a hotel called 'El Disastre.'" Double D told them.
"What does that mean?" Eddy asked.
"The Disaster," Double D explained. Everybody looked worried. "Relax, it's just called that," Double D said. And they walked towards the limo that the school rented for them. It was supposed to take them all over Europe.
"Driver, take us to Barcelona's lucky turtle," sarah said, looking at the brochure.
"Luck turtle?" Johnny asked.
"When Barcelona was built, on one of it's most famous buildings, a turtle was built on the side. If you rub its back, it gives you good luck for life," Nazz said.
Eventually, they arrived at Barcelona's lucky turtle. And they walked up to it.
"So how do you get the good luck?" Kevin asked.
"You rub its back," Double D answered. And everybody but Ed rubbed it's back. "Ed, don't you want to rub the turtles back?" Ed asked.
"Sure thing Double D," Ed said, but when he rubbed the turtle, he pushed it with force, cushing it. But that also hit the buildings weak spot, causing it to collapse.
"Oooh, that's going to go on our permanent records," Johnny said.
Then, they heard police sirens coming towards them.
"Uhhh...Driver, take us to 'El Disastre' and step on it," Johnny ordered. And so they did.
When they arrived, they found out that 'El Disastre' was a five-star hotel, with great food, all rooms are suites, and they could easily afford the prices.
"This is going to be great. Anybody want anything to eat?" Double D asked. So they walked over to the hotel restaurant. They all ordered traditional Spanish dishes, except Ed.
"I'll take gravy cakes and gravy juice," he said. That made the waitress so sick, she threw up, and then she quit.
"Nice one Ed. Now we need a new waitor," Eddy said, and they got a new one, and this time, Double D ordered for Ed.
Eventually, they got their dishes and began eating.
"You know, despite having destroyed the only reason why Barcelona is famous, I think this is a pretty good trip so far," Jimmy said while eating. "Mm. This is good, what is this?" Jimmy asked.
"Oh, it's a traditional Spanish dish using Pig stomach and hot chile peppers," Double D explained. Jimmy turned green, and ran to the bathroom. But, his vomit accidentally clogged the pipes in the hotel, causing the building to collapse.
"OK, I think we should get to France now," Nazz said. And then, they heard the sirens again.
"Good idea," Sarah said, and they ran to the limo, and started their trip to France.
"I guess that's why they named it 'El Disastro," Kevin said on the way to France.