Chapter Two
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Some hours later we find Shikamaru in a hospital hall sitting on a bench while a worried Temari trying to console him. Tsunade does not have to say it. He failed at his first time out as leader on such an important mission. Everyone under his command suffered severely. To top it all off they had to be rescued by their former enemies of the sand.
And to top it all, Pakkun reported back that the Kyuubi within Naruto was killed. Naruto's condition is considered a class s secret that he is no privy to. One thing that was made abundantly clear - no one under Shikamaru's direct command was responsible for the capture of Sasuke. That honor went to the Kyuubi's mate who is now under heavy guard by the Anbu black opts.
Then Kakashi came thru the doors of the hospital with a figured rapped with a cloak in his arms. Evidently he wrapped Naruto up to keep secret what was done to him. He immediately rushed passed Shikamaru who pointed to an examination room where Lady Tsunade was waiting to examine Naruto.
A minute later Tsunade ran out of the exam room. "Shizune!"
"Yes, my lady."
"Please summon Hana Inuzuka. I need her expertise with Naruto."
"Isn't she a Veterinarian medical ninjitsu specialist?"
"Yes she is Shizune. Apparently Naruko has part human part Neko physiology now. I need her help with the Neko part. How are the others?"
(A/N … I won't bore you with the canon details. Suffice to say Shika quit and his father convinced him to go back and learn from his mistakes. What is more important is Naruto now.)
Hana Inuzuka was not used to be called directly by the Hokage. To her is should have been a great honor but she was attending to her little brother and his dog, Akamaru, at the time of the call which really sucked. She also blamed Shikamaru for Kiba's injuries and vowed to talk to him about it. However once she got to the hospital she saw Shika crying in Temari's arms over his inability to lead his team properly. Seeing his remorse, Hana forgave Shikamaru.
As Hana entered the exam room she was really unprepared for what she saw. Tsunade had hoped to brief her before she entered the exam room. However she knew instantly why Lady Tsunade had summoned her. Naruto was indeed on the exam table but in what appeared to be her sexy no jitsu form.
(A/N For those who don't know, sexy no jitsu is a prank jitsu Naruto came up with in his academy day where he transform himself into a sexy naked women. He later expanded to harem jitsu when he learn kagebushkin or shadow clone. From here on out I will use the dubbed version of the names of the different jitsus. If you don't like it - tough.)
Hana was very intrigued with this jitsu. She had never seen it however she had heard tales about it from Kiba and his friends. Just about every ninja in the Fire nation heard of this infamous jitsu. As intrigued as she was with the twin ponytailed blonde before her she also noticed something horribly wrong.
Naruto was unconscious. Usually these Jitsus only last for as long as the caster of the Jitsu remained conscious. Knock the jitsu caster unconscious and the jitsu goes away unless someone else had used a sealing jitsu. A quick medical ninjitsu scan told Hana there was no sealing jitsu in place. Further scan indicated to Hana the horrible truth, Naruto was a fully functional woman now.
Hana knew Tsunade would not have summoned her for this reason. She was more than sufficient to handle this kind of situation as strange as it was. In fact Tsunade was better suited to handle this situation than her.
She was about to leave the exam room when she saw it. Sticking out from the blanket that was still covering Naruto was what appeared to be a tail. Looking a little harder past the Sexy no Jitsu she noticed the girl before her had no human ears; instead she had fox like ears. Now it made perfect sense why she was summoned.
She was performing a deeper medical ninjitsu scan when Tsunade walked back in, "Ah Hana, I was hoping to greet you properly but I was detained while checking up on the other genins from the recent mission. I assume you know why I summoned you?"
Hana raised an eyebrow with that question. "Yes Lady Tsunade, the reason became quite evident. I propose we collaborate on the treatment on this particular patient."
"My thoughts exactly. My scans indicated that this is no jitsu at all. Somehow our Naruto has been transformed into a woman."
"My scan confirms yours, Tsunade. Did you probe his, I mean her, DNA?"
"Yes, it has been drastically altered to confirm her new gender but there are many sequences that I am unfamiliar with."
"Those sequences pertain to her Neko DNA. It's the reason she has no human ears instead she has those fox like ears. And those sequences are the reason for her tail. In truth I only saw this type of sequencing one time before and that is with my little brother Kiba."
A/N Truth be told while this medical stuff is fascinating I am finding it also rather boring to write. I hope you all bear with it for another chapter or two though. I promise more exciting stuff will be happening soon.